Kristin Knows Blank

About Kristin Knows Blank

Every comedian has a guilty pleasure, a weird hobby, or an obscure fascination. Kristin wants to hear all bout it. Each week host Kristin Key follows a guest comedian down a new rabbit hole of their choosing, tests their knowledge with 5 quick trivia questions, and ends the show with a MadLib.

Publisher

Kristin Key

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

7 Jun 2021

Latest episode

9 Sept 2025

Latest episodes

10 of 122 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   9 Sept 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Ep. 100 "Churning Butter Churning Feelings: A Mormon Gay Awakening Story" with Hayley Faulkner

   This week on Kristin Knows Blank, my guest is  comedian, social media influencer, travel enthusiast, and activist Hayley Faulkner! She grew up Mormon, spent her childhood churning butter, and then had her big gay awakening while watching Phantom of the Opera. We laugh, we spill, and we churn out some seriously good stories. 👉 Reminder: You can only WATCH this episode on YouTube! Don’t just listen—come see the fun.

2. 

   19 Aug 2025TRANSCRIPT

   LESBIAN ARMY RADIO TAKEOVER: "The Hunting Wives"

   It's time for another Kristin Knows Blank podcast takeover by LESBIAN ARMY RADIO!  Kristin Key and Nicole Melnyk are back again for a deep dive into Netflix's steamy new hit The Hunting Wives. Set in a conservative Texas town, this show has it all: lesbians, drama, and lesbian drama (with a hint of murder mystery). Join Kristin and Nicole as they hilariously recap the show's gayest moments, weirdest plot holes, and the importance of learning to drive stick. If you also binged the show and still can't figure out if you loved or hated it, this episode is for you. Watch ONLY on YouTube (@kristinkeycomedy), and don't forget to drop your questions or comments below for next week's breakdown!

3. 

   29 Jul 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Ep. 99 “WNBA All Star Weekend” with Erin Foley

   🎙️ New Episode! Kristin Knows Blank with Erin Foley This week on Kristin Knows Blank, I’m joined by Erin Foley, the hilarious comedian and women's sports podcaster. We bond over our shared WNBA obsession and how fun it was to perform together at the WNBA All-Star Weekend Comedy and Drag Brunch in support of the Working Families Party. We also tried to not wake up Erin's visiting mom in the next room despite some legit LOL moments. Then we shift into Five Quick Questions and a custom RadLib called "My First WNBA Game." You could say it's a real slam dunk. ✏️ Chapters include:• Fangirling over the WNBA• Five Quick Questions• A MadLib About Erin's First WNBA Game 🎪 Catch me on tour this summer with my brand-new comedy show:👉 Camp Kristin: S’more Lesbians, S’more Tour!Get dates and tickets at kristinkey.com 👀 Watch full episodes on YouTube:📺 @KristinKeyComedy🎧 Or listen wherever you get your podcasts! Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, the works. Hit that like, comment, or leave a review—but ONLY if your hair is at least a little bit gay.

Inside a recent episode

Ep. 100 "Churning Butter Churning Feelings: A Mormon Gay Awakening Story" with Hayley Faulkner

Published 9 Sept 2025 · Transcript excerpt

[…] That a half a faced guy. no yeah okay yeah yeah yeah so I watched that when I was 16 and I was like oh okay um well I knew I realized okay I'm definitely attracted to this woman so I googled right after watching that woman attracted to another woman and the word lesbian came up and I was like what no I'm not a lesbian that's like something in adult films or that's like butchie, butch, butch women. And I was like the suburban Mormon girl. And I was like, I can't, I'm not qualified. I don't have the qualifications, you know? And so I kind of tried to forget about it and was, you know, still convinced I was going to be on the Mormon path. […]

Who has been a guest on Kristin Knows Blank

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Sydney Stigerts
• Dana Goldberg
• Alexi Melvin
• Mackenzie Dunham
• Camryn Manheim

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

60 ratings

Spotify

4.9 / 5

32 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 53 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

71

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

85

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Guest appearances

Books guests

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