The Internet's number one sapphic Bionicle recap podcast! Listen as a lesbian and a bi woman re-read/watch/play the media published for LEGO's early 2000s-2010s Bionicle toyline, and talk about what the heck was going on with these weird little LEGO guys
Podcast malpractice
new Sonic OC, KG the Bee
Real Bionicle Power Bash
Bionicle boob windows
Various Hard Knock Lives
Full body “UNHHHHH”s
Lesbionicle Sex ed moment
Fun with Onomatopoeia
The Contract Theory of Suspension of Disbelief
Gravity Falls, Imitatability, and Grand Theft Auto
Emma’s Mom Builds a Siege Engine
Getting Punked by the Homestuck Animated Series
June Egbert Pregnancy Scare
Gay and Desaturated Jail
Makuta’s Obviously Evil Bird
Leitmotif Disease
The Yeast that Ferments Homestuck
Educational Supervillains
Vakama Misses the Point of Destiny
Grungler Deep Lore
A Meme Based Society
Matau says “Fuck The Police”
Bionicles Can Have Christmas
Nidhiki’s Customer Service Job
Anti-PincerDiscrimination
Bionicle Commits Advertising Fraud
Pretty Good Horrible Visions
You can (narratively) do anything to a robot
The Qualities of A Godzilla
She Would Not Fucking Say That (Admit she’s wrong)
The Politics of Nostalgia and Kid’s Media
The Devil Wears Bionicle Sneakers
Metru Nui does Canadian Liberalism
Wasted Potential ofMoose Rahi
The world’s most offensive aloha shirt
Losing a leg in the Podcast Mines
Is Warhammer 40k a Bionicle?
13 Nov 2025
Episode 22: WTYP: The Metru Nui Chute Collapse
Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search)
Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30)
Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30)
Falklands War Discourse
Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina
Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts
The Return Of The Exposition Rocks
Ebeneezer Scrooge Fit Check
The Makuta Rock
Lhikan Alone
Nidhiki Fumbles Bad Bitches Harder Than Anyone Ever Has
The Great Spirit of Civilization
Dume As Saruman
Social Stratification and Inferior Discs
More Irish Le-Matoran
Introducing Ideologies To Mata Nui’s Brain
Communism Vaccine
Nidhiki: Poor Little Meow Meow
Vakama Is Anxious In Public
Why Do They Have This Device In Metru Nui?
Naus’s Ashitaka Demon Arm
They Fly Now?!
Nidhiki Found With She/Her Pronouns In Poland
Wanking Himself With The Demon Arm
Exerting Elvis Privilege
I Bet It Feels Good As Hell To Fuse Disks Together
Overthinking Spirit Stars
Kikanalo: Good Beasts
Toa Replacements
Who gave Onewa this power?
What Mewing Should Mean
Makuta’s Vore Moment
Queering the Beam/Portal Dichotomy
Everyone can build!
17 Aug 2025
Episode 21: Some Kind of Energy Field?
Discussion topics:
This Podcast Can Drink
The Huss Nasties
Twin Peaks
The Wrong Station Kraata Wall
Murder Complex?
Bionicle Touhous
Firebending Dads
Nausicaä Gets Dunked On Really Hard
Whenua's Shapeshifter Anxieties
Blurring the Definition of a Rahi
Chatting About Rahkshi Design
Filipino Psychology and the Bechdel Test
Nokama’s Paranoia
New York Lava Eels
Whenua: Tumblrina?
The Department of Universal Metru Efficiency
Assassins’ Clue
Nuju’s Conflict Avoidance
The Podcast Briefly Becomes Haunted By a Liberal Academic
Krahka’s Combiner Set Design
Why Matoran Have Elements
Vakama’s Terrible Convictions
Krahka Internality
Baby’s First Horror Sting
Turaga Vakama Fumbles the Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson
Reach and audience
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Apple Podcasts (US)
3.0 / 5
2 ratings
Spotify
5.0 / 5
8 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 16 / 100
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Quality
7
Social presence
0
YouTube
0
Engagement
60
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