Life Unscripted with Xtian Aki

About Life Unscripted with Xtian Aki

Life Unscripted, is a raw, funny, honest look at life from the perspective of Xtian Aki — a singer, creator, storyteller, and unapologetically complicated human being figuring it all out one day at a time. No script. No perfect answers. No pretending. From love, sex, dating, friendships, family, heartbreak, faith, mental health, aging, identity, creativity, and chasing dreams when life doesn’t exactly go according to plan — Xtian keeps it real, shares the lessons, laughs at the mess, and tells the stories we sometimes keep to ourselves. Every week, Life, Unscripted is one mic, one man, and one honest conversation about what it really means to live, love, survive, grow, and become the person you're meant to be. Because sometimes the best stories are the ones we never planned to tell. One Mic. One Man. One Weekly Show. Equals Life, Unscripted.

Publisher

Xtian Aki

Category

comedy · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

8 Aug 2026

Latest episode

18 Sept 2026

Latest episodes

7 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   18 Sept 2026

   The Black Parent Phrases We Grew Up Afraid Of

   Show Breakdown Xtian Aki takes a hilarious trip through the warnings, threats, and confusing instructions many Black children heard growing up. From “Don’t bring that foolishness in my house” to “If I have to repeat myself,” this episode explores the unique language of Black-parent discipline—and why children understood every word while remaining completely terrified. Have you ever been told, “Don’t let a tear fall,” only to be threatened with something to cry about? Or heard, “You’re testing my patience,” even though your parent’s patience was clearly already gone? Episode Description In this episode of Life Unscripted, Xtian breaks down the legendary phrases Black parents used to discipline, confuse, motivate, and terrify their children. He compares parenting styles, revisits the logic—or lack of logic—behind childhood warnings, and explains why “I know I taught you better than this” still hits harder than almost anything. Then things get even more chaotic as Xtian questions Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, investigates the suspicious relationship between rabbits and painted eggs, and explains why cats make better pets. It’s nostalgic, ridiculous, and painfully relatable. Xtian also shares a show update, announces a bye week, and teases a guest for the next episode. Viral Hashtag Suggestions #LifeUnscripted #BlackParents #BlackParenting #BlackFamily #GrowingUpBlack #BlackChildhood #IfIHaveToRepeatMyself #DontBringThatFoolishness #RelatableComedy #FunnyStorytime #CultureAndComedy #ComedyPodcast #BlackComedy #PodcastClips #FunnyPodcast #NostalgiaComedy #EasterBunny #ChildhoodMemories #YourFavoriteHater #HatersFave

2. 

   4 Sept 2026

   I Guess Bitches Aint Worth Shit too

   The conversation covers two primary themes: infidelity and betrayal, and racial stereotypes and social commentary. The first theme explores the topic of infidelity, betrayal, and relationship drama, while the second theme delves into racial stereotypes and social commentary. Xtian Aki shares anecdotes and opinions related to these themes, providing a unique and unfiltered perspective on both topics. Takeaways Infidelity and betrayal Racial stereotypes and social commentary Chapters 00:00 Infidelity and Betrayal 03:23 Racial Stereotypes and Social Commentary

3. 

   4 Sept 2026

   What About Your Friends & more

   The episode revolves around the theme of friendship and the experiences of being a good friend. Xtian Aki shares personal anecdotes and reflections on friendship, loyalty, and support. The conversation also touches on the fleeting nature of fame and the impact of societal attitudes towards certain individuals. Takeaways Being a good friend involves being a listening ear, an emotional supporter, and providing physical support when possible. The episode highlights the importance of loyalty, support, and understanding in friendships, as well as the impact of societal attitudes on individuals. Chapters 00:00 The Essence of Friendship 01:13 Anecdotes of Loyalty and Support 03:07 Reflections on Societal Attitudes

4. 

   4 Sept 2026

   Nigga's Aint Worth Shit Pt 2

   Xtian Aki discusses New York Fashion Week, the challenges of surviving and thriving, relationship drama, cheating red flags, and the theme of 'Niggas Ain't Worth Shit'. Takeaways New York Fashion Week is a hectic event Surviving and thriving in life is challenging Recognizing red flags in relationships is important Chapters 00:00 New York Fashion Week 02:26 Surviving and Thriving 03:47 Relationship Drama 06:19 Cheating Red Flags 07:11 Niggas Ain't Worth Shit

5. 

   21 Aug 2026

   Nigga's Aint Worth Shit!!

   The episode features Xtian Paige discussing personal experiences and emotions related to a past relationship, addressing themes of betrayal, heartbreak, and moving on. Xtian shares candid thoughts and feelings about the situation, expressing a mix of anger, hurt, and acceptance. Takeaways Betrayal Emotional Healing Chapters 00:00 Introduction to Life Unscripted 01:20 The Show's Topic: Niggas Ain't Worth Shit 01:49 Recounting the Betrayal 02:30 Processing Emotions and Acceptance 03:00 Reflections on the Situation 04:09 Moving Forward and Finding Closure 05:29 Seeking Revenge and Letting Go 06:25 Reassessing Relationships and Self-Love 07:38 Reflecting on Life and Future Expectations 09:06 Personal Reflections and Moving On 09:32 Contemplating Revenge and Emotional Healing 10:02 Reflections on the Past and Moving Forward 11:01 Processing Emotions and Seeking Closure 12:06 Reflections on the Past and Moving Forward

6. 

   14 Aug 2026

   I Have an Addiction to....

   Xtian Aki shares his experiences with addiction to Facebook groups and the bizarre meetups he attended, including a mommy and me group for adult men and mothers. He also discusses a vampire meetup and his refusal to drink blood. Takeaways Addiction can manifest in unexpected ways Peer pressure and societal expectations can influence behavior Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Disclaimer 01:18 Addiction to Facebook Groups 02:12 Mommy and Me Group Experience 03:18 Bizarre Meetup Experiences

7. 

   8 Aug 2026

   When Doing to Much Goes Wrong...

   Xtian Aki takes aim at the culture of overreacting, oversharing, and saying way too much, from the Diddy fallout to the Tamar Braxton and Kandi Burruss back-and-forth. If you’ve ever watched someone blow up their own situation by ignoring the room, this one hits a nerve fast.He unpacks why public drama, bad judgment, and unfiltered opinions keep colliding, and why trying to control the narrative can backfire hard.This episode is raw, funny, and unfiltered commentary on the cost of doing the absolute most.

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Apple Podcasts (US)

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