Lighthouse Shock Jock

About Lighthouse Shock Jock

The highest rated schizopodcaster in the known universe chats about current events, games, the good old days of "content" before it was corporate drivel (if such a thing even exists), and finding fulfillment in an increasingly desolate world.

Publisher

LHSJ Radio

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

30 Nov 2023

Latest episode

6 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

19 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   6 Oct 2026

   #19: I Was Successfully Psyopped Into Hating the World

   I came out of fake retirement just for this? To rant about the Cornell 7, boomers (again), being a good wholesome sober podcaster, and what's actually keeping me going in this desolate slopworld? Sounds like a plan.0:00 Cold open interrupted by cats5:10 Watching ads makes you want to end it all9:50 Boomers would tax everyone to preserve Social Security18:18 Was the boomer button just a bit??29:25 The Cornell 7 and living in HR feministworld39:20 Why we have to just keep going...𝕏: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LighthouseSJIG: https://instagram.com/lighthouseshockjock

2. 

   1 Aug 2026

   #18: Thinking About the Boomer Button Is Making My Brain Rot

   This one should probably never see the light of day but I need practice sitting in one place and talking for an hour. Not much on this show, just some personal life updates (quitting my job, manic depression and schizophrenia, etc) and some random thoughts on The Odyssey, taking psychic damage from the world, the craft soda trend going around, and the Boomer Button Hypothetical. 0:00 Cold open ft. brainrot 4:07 Replacing psychic damage with positive thoughts 13:07 The new craft soda trend & random schizo rants 22:10 Becoming dumber over the course of the last few years 25:45 Accepting what the show is now and lamenting the glory days 32:11 The difference between using AI for "good" and "evil" 35:59 Some thoughts on The Odyssey 41:05 The hypothetical "nuke all boomers" social experiment 𝕏: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LighthouseSJ IG: / lighthouseshockjock

3. 

   10 Feb 2026

   #17: The "Football is Basically the Real Housewives" Theorem

   𝕏: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LighthouseSJ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/lighthouseshockjock Is the show alive or dead? Are the Patriots still alive or has getting smacked in the Super Bowl caused them to literally perish off the face of the earth? Is there any credibility to my theory on famous male spaces being analogous to Real Housewives?? The Big Game Spectacular Episode (wip title) has the answer to all of these questions PLUS why idgaf about multiculturalism in the halftime show, Who Wants to Be a Hater with the worst of the commercials, and being a late bloomer in life... 0:00 Intro (CAN SKIP) 0:55 Being a late bloomer; what I've been up to the past [YEAR!!] 3:46 Changes to the show (tldr: audio only, not bleeping swears anymore) 6:52 What I enjoy about football & The "Football = Real Housewives" Theorem 13:39 The obligatory halftime show discourse 24:22 Insiders in betting markets is about to become a problem... 29:20 Who Wants to Be a Hater: Super Bowl Commercials Edition!!

4. 

   27 Feb 2025

   #16: Are You a Bad Friend? Are You Going Bald? Same tbh...

   𝕏: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/lighthouseshockjock Sorry I took last week off but we're back with some heavy and not heavy stuff. Undecided on which one of those going bald is. Plus, what my nephew did that impressed me recently, what I'm commissioning from another nephew (and a fiendish plan), and taking some responsibility on friendships fading into the ether. 0:00 Intro & changing the camera setup 3:05 Becoming a beanie guy by going bald 8:30 Housekeeping and fixing the audio on the show 10:26 Commissioning art from my nephew and trying to be a good influence 21:14 Are you a bad friend? (Because I am)

5. 

   5 Feb 2025

   #15: It's FEBRUARY - How Are Your New Year's Resolutions? USPS Halts China Shipping!

   𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠⁠ Another week of the GRIND. But first a quick checkup on your New Year's Resolutions now that it's February, fantasizing about the perfect algorithmic product, and how shipping from China is about to get a lot more complicated. 0:00 It's February & how are your New Year's Resolutions? 4:44 Fantasizing about the perfect video for the YouTube algorithm... 6:54 How my New Year's Resolutions and the show recently had Heavenly Influence 17:08 Having toxic hobbies to be social and giving them up 25:50 Why I generally avoid talking about The Current Thing 28:19 Please help me answer when people ask "what kind of music do you listen to?" 31:50 The package I got from Wish with nothing in it (ft. the sweatshop rant) 34:32 USPS temporarily halts certain shipping from China (with more sweatshop rant) 40:35 Housekeeping - should I keep censoring the show?

6. 

   28 Jan 2025

   #14: Would You FLOP at Work for Weeks Off? When was the TV Drama Golden Era?

   𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠⁠ Practicing for a real comeback trust me on this folks. I could have flopped but would YOU have? Plus, a quick "review" on the first couple episodes of season 2 of Severance. 0:00 Injuring myself at work and missing out on the benefits 14:15 Losing 30 minutes of a past recording to time 17:03 Interesting post on X about "The Sunday Night HBO Show" 22:54 First two episodes of Season 2 of Severance 35:25 The future of the show & separating LHSJ Bible Study

7. 

   21 May 2024

   #13: The Only Viable Kendrick vs Drake Take, Eye on Social Media, Pallet Jack Wars, Book of Jonah

   𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠ (https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠) After taking a break to get some of life in order, we're back with some more Haterade about people who are following the Kendrick vs Drake beef and the "comedian podcast guy." Plus, some fantasies about using electric pallet jacks as horses and riding them into jousting battle. It's as ridiculous as it sounds. And in Eye on Social Media, online dating discourse has a new low with some reactions to a TikTok boss girl who can't find a man. Have we gone too far?? Finally, in Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study, a lesson on gratefulness and not running from your calling from the Book of Jonah.

8. 

   16 Mar 2024

   #12: Downtown Nashville Anomalies, Gamer Chairs vs Anime McDonalds, Reconciling with Old Testament God

   𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ (https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠) The show returns to being broadcasted live like God intended, and the first night has some stories about downtown Nashville, an AT&T and McDonalds ad pitted against each other in Who Wants to Be a Hater, and we judge for ourselves whether or not Old Testament God is vengeful in Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study. Which commercial cringes it out the hardest in Who Wants to Be a Hater? I'm curious which one you think takes the crown... 0:00 Intro, the Live show is back, previewing today's show 12:46 Tourist traps & why does every city have a Broadway/Church street? 16:35 Live music in the tourist district 24:37 Everyone is either a 2 or a 10 in Nashville (if you know you know) 27:37 Nashville ducks are beautiful and Florida ducks have cancer 30:50 What's super prominent in Nashville and nudity party buses 40:49 Who Wants to Be a Hater: AT&T vs McDonalds 55:11 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study: Reconciling with Old Testament God (Recorded on March 15, 2024) #podcast #nashville #animemcdonalds #commercials #oldtestament #biblestudy

9. 

   14 Mar 2024

   #11: Overcoming Bad Habits, GamerGate 2, Driving Nervousness, & Miraidon vs Optimus Prime??

   𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ (https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠) This one took 7 days to record for some reason, but that gives us even more time to contemplate the important things in life such as nervousness driving in front of cops, overcoming bad habits, the Miraidon motorcycle from Toyota, mental illness in video games, and reconnecting with God when things seem lost. 0:00 Intro & being nervous driving in front of cops 10:13 Ranting about what's on today's show 18:13 Overcoming bad habits with routine 24:31 Housekeeping & the live show returning Friday, March 15th at midnight Eastern 33:29 Crypto in 2024 xd 39:52 GamerGate 2 Electric Boogaloo?? 1:15:47 Toyota Engineering's Miraidon motorcycle 1:27:07 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study (Recorded on March 7, 2024) #podcast #toyota #gamergate2 #biblestudy #miraidonmotorcycle #traffic

10. 

    18 Feb 2024

    #10: The Super Bowl Food Coma, Valentine's Day, LHSJ Bible Study 2

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ (https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠) It's not too late to cash in on the Super Bowl conspiracy theories right? Thankfully I'm more concerned about the food than the game (which I was mostly asleep for... except the halftime show). Plus, some thoughts about this year's Valentine's Day, and some reconciling in Bible Study about whether or not it's possible to be a homosexual Christian. 0:00 Intro, Chiefs Dynasty, Super Bowl halftime show 5:55 Super Bowl food coma, all out mac & cheese 17:08 "Analysis" of the football game itself; hypnotizing people who sports bet 23:36 Valentine's Day 29:09 Housekeeping on show stuff 38:56 LHSJ Bible Study: Corinthians, Wisdom, Sexual Immorality #podcast #superbowl #valentinesday #biblestudy #corinthians #chiefs

11. 

    11 Feb 2024

    #9: Florida vs Tennessee, Who Wants to Be a Hater, Palworld, LHSJ Bible Study

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (https://x.com/LHSJRadio) It sucks getting old, but at least that makes it easier to rant about the differences between Florida and Tennessee. Plus, what makes that new viral game Palworld so interesting? It may have something to do with how interesting the developer is, but how will Nintendo respond? We also play the second round of Who Wants to Be a Hater with two fresh new evil and cringe pieces of content pitted against each other for the title of most cringe. Which one edges it out?? Finally, the first edition of Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study deals with the first couple chapters of James and how we deal with the trials in life and what it means for our fate as a believer. #palworld #sportsbetting #podcast #florida #tennessee #biblestudy #james 0:00 Intro, getting old 5:00 Getting home from Florida 12:31 Sleep deprived driving vs drunk driving 21:44 Differences between Florida & Tennessee 44:43 The south as a "racist paradise" stereotype 51:09 Show plans for the future 1:05:04 Definitive proof all your dreams can come true 1:08:11 Controversy over Palworld 1:25:45 Who Wants to Be a Hater (Round 2) 1:49:17 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study (Recorded February 6, 2024)

12. 

    11 Feb 2024

    #8: From Heretic to Believer

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (https://x.com/LHSJRadio) There's going to be some changes around here. It doesn't take a long time for a person to completely change and I talk about how the last few months have changed me (and what's going to change about the show going forward). (Recorded September 20, 2023)

13. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #7: My "Leaving Florida" Bucket List & The Voicecel Test (did I pass?)

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (https://x.com/LHSJRadio) A professional podcaster would've waited until the rain stopped before recording this episode but that is not the situation in life we are in at the moment. Alas, I ramble about the stuff to do before leaving Florida in a couple months, lament today's beach day being ruined by the rain, take that viral Voicecel test, and wonder what that guy who won the $2B Powerball a few months ago is doing with his money now... 0:00 Watching the sunrise on the beach & getting harassed by cops 11:30 Why it's impossible to escape office politics & the homeless beach problem 17:07 Rain will not stop the recording of this podcast 25:06 The "Leaving Florida" bucket list 51:04 What the $2B Powerball winner is up to 1:01:52 Taking the Voicecel test (Recorded September 20, 2023)

14. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #6: The Other Side of Fear; 70's Game Shows; Hurricane Idalia Stories

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio With all the hate let out, I'm back to offering "only" (mostly) positivity with some advice about how to appreciate the unnoticed positive moments in life, cleansing your energy, and conquering fear. Plus, some rants about making it through Hurricane Idalia despite being around terrible Florida drivers, the moment I decided to quit vaping, and my college career of watching 70's game shows on Game Show Network at 3 AM. 0:00 Intro & being anxious to record this show 5:20 Fear being the theme for this podcast & "housekeeping" 12:47 YouTube algorithm music reminding me of 70's game shows 20:18 The thing that finally caused me to finally quit vaping 26:42 The heyday of 70's game shows 33:24 I lived through Hurricane Idalia (spoiler alert) and its terrible drivers 38:51 The newest annoying traffic phenomenon plaguing the road 44:25 Recognizing positive "luck" instead of always negative luck 56:42 Escaping being afraid and what's on the other side of fear (Recorded August 31, 2023)

15. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #5: Who Wants to Be a Hater: Cringe Twitch "Gamer" Ads Edition!

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (https://x.com/LHSJRadio) I took the last 3 months to build up unbridled hatred towards the world and this show is the catharsis where we let it all out together. Haterade goes all around including towards radio fans, normies, social media, zoomers, fat people, Twitch "gamer" ads and streamers, plus other stuff I'm sure I forgot about. If you want to play the cringe Twitch ad game, skip to 48:10. Which ad was the most cringe? 0:00 Intro & the theme of this show 4:04 Why I hate radio & normies now 15:08 Going to the gym at 3 am 16:55 Who I'm trying to appeal to now since reviving LHSJ 18:24 Changing my mind about mistrusting therapy 20:04 Accepting haterade as the future of LHSJ & why Twitter sucks now 23:39 Turning helping people podcasting into a business 29:27 Being the "talent" vs the background roles of a podcast 32:47 Synchronicities & coincidence 39:32 My response to people asking me how I lost 100 pounds 40:49 Encountering a "radio fan" at the store 48:10 Who Wants to Be a Hater: Cringe Twitch Ads Edition (Recorded August 14th, 2023)

16. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #4: Twitch's DRACONIAN new ad policy; NBA Playoffs; Succession finale

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio) After a few week break, I'm back to talk the new Twitch guidelines and how it may kill smaller esports and promote further cronyism in the streaming world. Plus, a foray into my first season of watching the NBA playoffs (and current finals), why Jokic looks like the current GOAT to me, and why the Succession finale was amazing. 0:00 Intro + "housekeeping" 8:58 Twitch comes out with new ad guidelines for streamers 24:30 Streamers are pissed & threaten to leave Twitch 31:35 Twitch's PR response 35:03 Potential for other streaming platforms to take off 42:12 Impact on esports & why esports is a grift industry 52:12 First year of watching NBA playoffs & enjoying basketball 57:17 The only thing I don't like about basketball so far 59:48 Succession finale talk (WITH spoilers, of course) 1:26:10 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 1:27:53 Dropping Westworld in Season 3 (spoiler-free) 1:31:50 Outtro & what's coming up next episode (Recorded June 6, 2023)

17. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #3: Purifying your social media; The Quest for the Greatest Bit of All Time

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio As promised, a primer on how to not allow social media to eat your soul and using it effectively for non-toxic purposes. I outline what you can do RIGHT NOW to change your pattern of endless scrolling and misery. Plus, I've enlisted the help of a tool that's been getting quite the amount of attention lately. The goal? To find the greatest bit in known radio history... ALSO: ▶ Difficulties of having a terrible sleep schedule ▶ Why it's futile to argue with people ▶ Ed's article that I talked about for those that need it: https://edlatimore.com/no-one-gives-a-shit-about-you/ 0:00 Intro; making fun of not realizing this is a podcast 2:46 The plan for the next few shows 5:01 Being unable to stay awake longer than 4-6 hours 7:36 Finding a reason to wake up from sleep 12:03 Lamenting those who grew up with social media 16:50 Why I don't "debate" or argue with people anymore 22:55 What social media has devolved into in 2023 25:17 Losing yourself in scrolling 33:45 Criteria for purging your social media of toxicity 40:54 Finding accounts you can get value from 45:04 Ed Latimore & the article that changed my life 48:14 How Ed's article introduced me to "value" social media 52:16 Going from being a consumer to a producer 54:05 Being an effective "reply guy" & thickening your skin 1:02:51 The feeling of seeing your content go "viral" 1:12:50 Generic platitude accounts 😡 1:16:09 "Mr. 4000" helps me on the Quest for the Greatest Bit of All Time 1:43:43 Outtro (Recorded May 19, 2023)

18. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #2: Is addiction real; zoomer attention spans; Spring Cleaning; "meditation"

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (https://x.com/LHSJRadio) This one was also recorded at near 2 AM and what is now 502 days *alcohol free. That doesn't change what you can take away from some of these reflections though. Is addiction even real and if so, how can you identify the "real" addiction? Plus, I rant about zoomer attention spans and why they're either hyper smart or braindead insects (there's no in-between). Also in there somewhere: - Dealing with a springtime flea apocalypse and exterminating them all - Reflecting on my "career path" (if you could even call it that). - Leaning into what I'm good at (clown) vs what I want to be (real radio host) - Who this show is even for and why I'm doing it. 0:00 Intro + yelling at zoomers whining about long podcast intros (lol) 7:00 Leaning into being a late nighter and still not used to this being a podcast 13:41 Loving and hating the long commute to work (ft a terrible Big Bang Theory story) 20:51 How important it is to be alone with your own thoughts 25:16 Meditation isn't as stereotypical as you're picturing 27:44 Why I'm doing Lighthouse Shock Jock, who it is and isn't for, and the existential crisis of "30" 36:07 Realizing the only thing in life I'm good at & spring cleaning 39:02 My household flea apocalypse 44:54 The time our house was infected with bed bugs 53:19 The dynamic of zoomers either being incredibly smart or dumb as a brick (no in-between) 59:19 Being prone to losing connections with people 1:02:01 Reflecting on my "career" path 1:07:20 Going to McDonalds during the break... 1:08:56 Was spending 500 days alcohol free copium (and is addiction even real)? 1:23:19 The question that makes me rethink life challenges (and what are we even here in this world to do?) 1:26:30 Gaining the ability to stop lying to yourself 1:31:12 What's coming up next show & outtro (Recorded May 18, 2023)

19. 

    30 Nov 2023

    #1: Fighting with mom on Mother's Day; Succession is IRL; staying anonymous

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio (⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio) I recorded this at 2 AM on Mother's Day because of the scathing shouting match I had with mine today that made me question my whole relationship with her. In the second half (skip to it if you're not in the mood for dark Mother's Day shit), I wanted to have some fun, so I ramble a bit (analyze?) about some of the shows I'm watching like Succession, Rabbit/Hole, Ted Lasso. Plus, why I may have changed my mind about that dumb internet reality show Fishtank where they lock stupid influencers in a house just to watch them. Also sprinkled in there: - How I got introduced to the side of Twitter that changed my life - The difference between knowing something and understanding it - A new approach to podcasting by staying anonymous for this run. 0:00 Intro, why other podcasts are corporate and awful, and why this run is anonymous 13:01 Fighting with my mom on Mother's Day 1:08:29 Terminally online words in Succession 1:12:58 Why it's hard to take some RW Twitter accounts seriously 1:17:57 "Hot" take on people who didn't get the Lost ending 1:22:39 Why I might be changing my mind about Fishtank 1:27:23 The first and only time I'll talk about my sexual orientation 1:31:10 Ted Lasso & Rabbit/Hole 1:35:49 Every hacking scene looks the same & Rabbit/Hole verdict 1:40:05 Succession 1:41:42 Weird phenomenon of lost knowledge always finding its way back to you 1:44:35 Not reading any Succession takes or research before going into it 1:46:39 My favorite Succession character 1:51:14 How Succession captures and transcends the culture war 1:57:55 The love put into John Wick 4 and the Mario movie 2:01:04 Outtro, escaping perfectionism, what the future holds for the show (Recorded May 14, 2023)

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