LimoTales NYC is a podcast based on the amazing stories from Nicky Testaforte's bestselling book "Tales Of A New York Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity On Four Wheels."
Come along for a wild ride of over 100 idiotic, risque, and ridiculous stories told in 14 episodes. Plus, you'll also get two bonus episodes of sarcastic driving and travel tips.
Enjoy the ride!
As a closing thank you to you all, here are a shitload of driving and travel tips to make my life and yours less stressful.
Statta Buon!
10 Jan 2026
EP 16 - A Truck Full Of Chickens
This Episode Includes:
- More Inane Conversation
- I'll Get Out Here
- A Truck Full Of Chickens
- To Have And Have Not
- Alone With His Thoughts
- Jackpot
- Best Friends Play Tag
10 Jan 2026
EP 15 - You're The Bad People...
9 stories including:
- Pleasant, No-Medicated Driver Please
- Can I Get That In Writing?
- You Wrap Your Car, I'll Wrap My Jet.
- Rich & Cluefree
- You're The Bad People
- Anybody See Grandpa?
- A Nice Mix Of Folks
- Hey Smokers...
- Eloquence and Loving Conversation From The Back Seat
24 Dec 2025
EP 14 - Blind, Wobbly Drunk, Bad Hydraulics And A Puddle Of Swimmers and Eraserheads At The Plaza
7 stories including:
- The Flying Mouth
- Blind, Wobbly Drunk
- Bad Hydraulics And A Puddle Of Swimmers
- Trawling For Content
- 8/14/03 - NYC Blackout
- Eraserheads At The Plaza
- I'm Drivin' You To The Mastas
24 Dec 2025
EP 13 - Natasha Needs Warmth, The Deer Hunter and One of Many Nights With Paul O'Neill
7 stories including:
- Types of Clients I Have
- Yummy Maps
- The Deer Hunter
- Natasha Needs Warmth
- Bag O Balls
- One Of many Nights with Paul O'Neill
and Attention: DOT Folks
23 Dec 2025
EP 12 - Beauty & The Beast/Sweet 16, If It Bleeds, It Leads and a Stoner Dad
Six stories, including:
- I Only See What's In Front Of Me
- Beauty & The Beast/Sweet 16
- If It Bleeds, It Leads
- So Close, Yet So Far,
- Overstressed and Directionally Challenged
- Stoner Dad
18 Dec 2025
EP 11 - Heckyl & Jeckyl, A Story In A Story, No Doz And Some Really Uncomfortable Rides
This episode features two boneheads who work for investment banks, a story within a story, drivers dozing off, and some really uncomfortable rides clients have had to contend with.
16 Dec 2025
EP 10 - Boo Hoo, You're Wet, More Stupid Driver Stories And Weir Gud Spellurz.
More stupid dispatcher interactions, stupid driver stories, and a couple stuck in the rain that truly deserved it.
16 Dec 2025
EP 9 - The Psychotic Ultra Rich, Mr. & Mrs. Whiny Bitch And The Perfect Limousine
My idea of the perfect custom-built limousine, taking an ultra-rich vehicular virgin to a billion-acre horse farm and two trips with Mr. & Mrs Whiny Bitch.
15 Dec 2025
EP 8 - More Money Than Sense, Absurd Client Demands and "What's Your Place Called?"
A bunch of stories about a name-brand family that has more money than sense, stories of me carting kids all over creation, and absurd client demands from over the years.
15 Dec 2025
EP 7 - Fun With Dr Love, Sultan Ali Bin Wallet And Sarcastic Answers to FAQ"s
A wealthy sultan goes on a weeklong shopping spree and uses a stretch as his shopping cart, fun with Dr. Love and sarcastic answers to FAQ's
15 Dec 2025
EP 6 - A Disgruntled Lover, A Rich, Broke Ass Fool And A Whiny Lawyer
5 Stories of a guy who got none, a rich but broke idiot, a whiny lawyer, and a news flash.
11 Dec 2025
EP 5 - $20,00 Sports Fantasy, Horrible Service and a Rich Prick With No Class
Stories of loving wives, uber-wealthy sports junkies, and a rich slob.
11 Dec 2025
EP 4 - NO SEATBELTS: Car Crashes and Near Misses
Stories of accidents over the years
10 Dec 2025
EP 3 - Filthy Drivers, Scary Looking Clients and NYC Street Justice
10 amazing stories, including a series about accidents over the years.
9 Dec 2025
EP 2 - Cross Dressing Exec, A Barracuda Wife and a Hooker Stop
12 stories of more crap as seen by a NYC Limo Driver
8 Dec 2025
Bonus #1 - Limo Company Secrets and Absurd Amenities Of Rich Clients
A behind-the-scenes look at a limo company and a few notes on the areas I serve.
8 Dec 2025
EP 1 - 9 Hours, 1 Client, 4 Strippers: TOP 10 CRAZIEST TRIPS EVER!
A surreal adventure where one client invites 4 strippers for a party in the SUV.
8 Dec 2025
Confessions Of A NYC Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity
Introduction to the podcast based on Nicky Testaforte's bestselling book "Tales Of A New York Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity On Four Wheels."
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