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Welcome to the RealiTeas! This week we discuss how to order pizza, why provolone cheese is kryptonite, and the worst wedding traditions. Topics also covered: sharks in pools, the perfect robe, and Super Bowl conspiracies.
26 Jan 2024
"Nips to Navel" - The RealiTeas Season 2, Episode 3
Welcome to the RealiTeas! This week we discuss how not to get an STD in Prague, why throw pillows suck, and the art of shushing. Topics also covered: womens college basketball, RBG, and how to know when your partner is getting tired.
18 Jan 2024
"Short King" - The RealiTeas Season 2, Episode 2
Welcome to the RealiTeas! This week we discuss how to steal a Chipotle order, why almost is the worst word in the world, and what to do when your partner calls you short. Topics also covered: beach vacations, cold plunges, and award season theories.
10 Jan 2024
"More Pesto Please" - The RealiTeas Season 2, Episode 1
Welcome to the RealiTeas Season 2, Episode 1!
This week we discuss why pesto should never be on a sandwich, how kidney stones dominate illnesses, and what to do when you need to secretly communicate about poop. Topics also covered: hype songs, waking up on vacation, and top celebrity couples right now.
Check out the BravoTeas for all reality recaps.
23 Nov 2023
Episode 14: Who drinks Hi-C?
Welcome to Episode 14! This week we discuss the greatness of free hotel breakfast buffets, how to point out a zit, and why you should give up Wendys. We also cover cliff jumping on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Trixie's Motel on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the beach day on The Real Housewives of New York. Is Emily really hurt? Why did Angie go to Palm Springs? Will Brynn actually apologize? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of Orange County: Episode 14
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Episode 2
The Real Housewives of New York City: Episode 9
4 Oct 2023
Episode 13: Fingers or Toes?
Welcome to Episode 13! This week we discuss corn-hole tournaments, how olives ruin pizza, and why the Bloomin' Onion always takes priority. We also cover the first dinner in Mexico on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Monica's introduction on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and what the girls think about Jenna leaving early on The Real Housewives of New York. Will Shannon's new business venture with Dr. Moon actually work? Who read Heather's book? Why is Pavit going Vietnam by himself? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of Orange County: Episode 13
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Episode 1
The Real Housewives of New York City: Episode 8
30 Sept 2023
Episode 12: My Name is April
Welcome to Episode 12! This week we discuss childhood roadtrips, how to get credit for doing the dishes, and why Jenni loves beef jerky. We also cover why Shannon left the pumpkin carving party early on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and how quickly Erin brings down the energy on The Real Housewives of New York. Was the paparazzi photo staged? Why do Tamara and Eddie continue to wear branded clothing? Did Brynn actually drop the D-word? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of Orange County: Episode 12
The Real Housewives of New York: Episode 7
25 Sept 2023
Episode 11: Costco Candles
Welcome to Episode 11! This week we discuss how often you should buy candles, whether or not you should share your food, and why pumpkin spice lattes are the worst. We also cover the season finale of Welcome to Crappie Lake, Shannon's fiesta in The Real Housewives of Orange County, and how hard it is for Jessel to pick a preschool in The Real Housewives of New York. Were the girls actually being rude at the anniversary party? Why are they breaking the fourth wall so much? Why did Paula Abdul go to Benton? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.
Recaps include:
Welcome to Crappie Lake
The Real Housewives of Orange County
The Real Housewives of New York
18 Sept 2023
Episode 10: The Lint Rolling Experience
Welcome to Episode 10! In this week's special episode, we spill the tea on all our friends, their relationships, and why we love going on vacation without each other. Join us as we discuss ways to get out of doing the dishes, who should do the laundry after cutting the grass, and why you should never, ever, ever eat microwaveable clams. This milestone episode is truly a special occasion.
4 Aug 2023
Episode 9: Dance Circle
Welcome to Episode 9! This week we discuss hotel spas, where to celebrate your 30th wedding anniversary, and why a wedding dance circle is the absolute worst. We also cover the new playground in Crappie Lake, Vicki's return in The Real Housewives of Orange County, and why Brynn is losing her mojo in The Real Housewives of New York. Who actually paid for the playground? Will Jen and Tamra make it? What is so good about the coconut milk? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
Welcome to Crappie Lake
The Real Housewives of Orange County
The Real Housewives of New York
27 Jul 2023
Episode 8: Bald Britney
Welcome to Episode 8! Our dear friends Lorin and Jeremy join us as they dish on each other and everything Bravo. This week we discuss how a coach becomes a cowboy, what really happened to Aaliyah, and why it's hard to be friends with people who do Crossfit. We also cover the return of Tamra in the Real Housewives of Orange County, how Sonja picks up guys in Crappie Lake, and breakdown the new found success of Jenna Lyons. Is Shannon actually fun? Does Sonja finally see the firemen's pole? What's the deal with cheese-gate? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of Orange County
Welcome to Crappie Lake
The Real Housewives of New York
20 Jul 2023
Episode 7: Mario Party
Welcome to Episode 7! This week, we discuss concerts in the rain, whether putt-putt is a fun activity, and why a spork is the greatest utensil of all time. We also cover Benton's introduction to Luann and Sonja, how Jen is surprised by Tamra's behavior, and who the greatest male villain is in the Bravoverse. Will Benton find Luann and Sonja charming or annoying? Does Tamra withhold information intentionally? Why might we be returning to the Golden Age of The Real Housewives of Orange County? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
Welcome to Crappie Lake - Episode 2
The Real Housewives of Orange County
13 Jul 2023
Episode 6: Meatballs
Welcome to Episode 6! This week we discuss the greatest viewing experience of all time, what things belong in the fridge, and why the Fourth of July buffet is the most stressful of all time. We also cover the final party of Summer House: Martha's Vineyard, how the western trip went in The Real Housewives of Orange County, and breakdown the success rate of The Ultimatum: Queer Love. Will Silas and Jasmine make it? Is Gina the ultimate pot-stirrer? Why is Vanessa the absolute worst? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Ultimatum: Queer Love
Summer House: Martha's Vineyard
The Real Housewives of Orange County
2 Jul 2023
Episode 5: Deuce
Welcome to Episode 5! This week we discuss how many totes is too many totes, the conversational themes of our families, and why Mario Kart is the greatest video game ever made. We also cover why cast members got bounced from the home in Summer House: Martha's Vineyard, what it's like having Tamara back in The Real Housewives of Orange County, and share our feelings about the new the Vanderpump Rules. What is Bria's deal? Are we team Shannon or team Tamara? Why does Gina care so much about Jenn's affair? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
Summer House: Martha's Vineyard
The Real Housewives of Orange County
17 Jun 2023
Episode 4: Slow Movers
Welcome to Episode 4! For the first time, we share the mic with our very special guest, Marley. This week we discuss what really goes down at a high school reunions, how to re-frame being late, and the best musical number to perform at a party. We also cover who won the reunion on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Louie cause Teresa to be kicked off the show? What happened with little Frankie? Who is Bo Dietl? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Part III (Finale)
10 Jun 2023
Episode 3: Tucson vs. Tuscan
Welcome to Episode 3! This week we discuss what it's like attending concerts in your late 30's, the correct location of Tucson and Tuscany, and appropriate time to start cleaning the bathroom. We also cover Andy's attitude towards Melissa and Teresa in the Real Housewives of New Jersey, who will return next season on Summer House, and why Sandoval's storyline is continously shallow on Vanderpump Rules. Why are we all afraid of Louise? Why does Carl even like Lindsay? Why did Raquel take a water break? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Part II
Summer House: Reunion Part II (Finale)
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion Part III (Finale)
2 Jun 2023
Episode 2: Unibrows in Hollywood
Welcome to Episode 2! This week we discuss the true location of Grand Canyon University, Jenni describes her visit to the Swedish emergency room, and we discover why we have so many water glasses. We also cover the tiresome battle between Melissa and Teresa in the Real Housewives of New Jersey, how Paige won the reunion on Summer House, and why Raquel doesn't show any emotion on Vanderpump Rules. Why did Louie hire private investigators? Is Lindsay the worst Bravolebrity? Did Sandoval give Schwartz the green light? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Part I
Summer House: Reunion Part I
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion Part II
28 May 2023
Episode 1: The Great Underwear Debate
Welcome to Episode 1! This week we discuss drive thru habits, Jenni enters the Hot Seat, and we find out why you should never let your underwear touch the floor. We also cover the epic 1920's throw down on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the jungle party on Summer House, and Part I of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Did Lisa know the whole time? Are you team Danielle or team Lindsay? Is 3 1/2 hours too long to spend on your hair? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the realiTeas.
Recaps include:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season Finale
Summer House: Season Finale
Vanderpump Rules: Reunion Part I
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