Married. Single. Divorced.

About Married. Single. Divorced.

Married. Single. Divorced. is what happens when three friends with three very different lives take their group chat public. From kids and careers to dating disasters, health, ageing, and everyday chaos — nothing is off-limits. Expect unfiltered confessions, plenty of laughs, and the kind of honesty you only get with your best mates.

Publisher

Larissa, Charlotte & Fern

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

21 Sept 2025

Latest episode

23 Jun 2026

Latest episodes

41 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   23 Jun 2026

   The Finale

   It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and this one is a little bit different… The Catch-Up 🌿 😮💨 Charlotte has discovered she really doesn’t do stress very well… but thank goodness for the herbs. They’re working their magic, and she’s making a conscious effort to fill life with more joy and a little less pressure. 🌸 We all enjoyed the most wholesome pod day out to the RHS, proving we’re not always talking about bodily functions and bad dates. 🎭 Charlotte has booked theatre tickets, is planning a girls’ trip to Spain with her mum and sister, and is officially embracing a calendar full of fun instead of overwhelm. ✨ More good things. Less stress. That’s the goal. This Week’s Episode… ❤️ This week isn’t really a topic episode. Instead, we’re celebrating a huge milestone… 🎉 40 episodes of Married. Single. Divorced. What started as three friends chatting has become something we could never have imagined, and we honestly couldn’t have done it without every single one of you listening, laughing, crying and sharing your own stories with us. Over the last 40 episodes we’ve overshared, belly laughed, cried, healed, grown and probably said far too much about poo, periods and Mr. Charismatic. And for now… ⏸️ We’re pressing pause. Not goodbye. Just a break. We wanted to finish on a high, take a breather, and come back when the time feels right. One Last Plot Twist… 👀 Because it wouldn’t be us without one final bombshell… 💘 Charlotte has a boyfriend! From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for being part of this little community we’ve built. Whether you’ve been here since Episode 1 or only just found us, thank you for every listen, message, review and laugh along the way. We’ll miss you… but not for too long, we hope. ❤️ Until next time, Married. Single. Divorced. 💛 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced (https://www.instagram.com/married.single.divorced/) TikTok → @msdthepod (https://www.tiktok.com/@msdthepod)

2. 

   16 Jun 2026

   Police Chases and cliff diving.

   It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and we’re all slowly melting in the heatwave while somehow finding ourselves discussing camping, scuba diving, car thefts and Costa Coffee crime investigations. The Catch-Up ☀️ 🥵 First things first: we are all absolutely feeling the heat. 🏕️ Fern has been living her best camping life. Despite briefly considering packing dumbbells for the trip (because apparently camping isn’t hard enough), she successfully hand-inflated her tent like it was 1997. Luckily, she dodged the super storm and was rewarded with: 🔥 Campfires every night 🍡 “Mashmallows” roasted to perfection 👧 All the kids getting on beautifully 💦 And even a leap into the waterfalls 🌿 Larissa talks of finding algae in unexpected places (yes, the boobs) 👂 Water dribbling out of her ears for days 😰 And a healthy dose of nightly panic Back on land, the house saga continues. 🏡 The kitchen is finally in. The utility room, however, has chosen violence. We are pleased to announce: 🥂 Housewarming party: end of July. Current plan? Bring your own chair. 💇♀️ Charlotte’s week has been a bit of a mixed bag. She’s been dancing twice, had a fresh trim and enjoyed lunch at her favourite restaurant in Chorlton. Lovely. Then things escalated... The Great Car Chase 🚔 Charlotte shares the absolutely insane story of her sister Alex’s car being stolen. 🚐 Next thing she’s tearing through the streets in a nightie and wellies, jumping into Dexter’s van to give chase. The thieves clearly hadn’t planned for Alex. At one point she’s racing after them shouting: 📍 “THE FUCKING CAR’S TRACKED!” The police are involved. Dexter’s dad joins the investigation. Everyone is suddenly part of a Fast & Furious remake set in suburbia. Meanwhile… 😴 Charlotte hears absolutely none of it and remains completely dead to the world. The good news? 🚗 The car was found. Alex remains understandably furious. 🚘 Charlotte also admits that if someone stole her battered Astra, it might actually solve a few problems. Enter: Tea Leaf Tony The thief in question? 👤 Tea Leaf Tony. Unfortunately for Tony, none of the stolen items were worth anything. 💬 “Tony, you robbed my van last night.” 💬 “Don’t do it again Tony.” 💬 “I can’t flog it.” An unusually polite crime story. Robbery Stories We Somehow End Up Sharing 😳 Fern recalls being mugged and immediately handing everything over. No heroics. No chase. Just: 👉 “Here you go.” Which, to be fair, feels sensible. ☕ Meanwhile Mike once believed he’d been robbed in town. His phone had disappeared. He urgently asked Larissa to lock it. Location found: 📍 Costa Coffee. The issue? 💬 “Mike wouldn’t go to Costa Coffee.” Turns out… his phone would. A chaotic episode featuring camping adventures, underwater panic attacks, police chases, Tea Leaf Tony and the ongoing miracle that Larissa’s house is nearly habitable. As always, expect belly laughs, oversharing and proof that normal weeks simply don’t exist in our lives. Follow, rate 5⭐️, and share with your besties - especially if you’ve ever chased car thieves in a nightie. 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced (https://www.instagram.com/married.single.divorced/) TikTok → @msdthepod (https://www.tiktok.com/@msdthepod)

3. 

   9 Jun 2026

   Ghosts, pyramid schemes and other signs the world is out to get us...

   It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and between rewires, resignations and rogue pyramid schemes, we’ve somehow ended up discussing ghosts, reincarnation and door-to-door sponge sales. The Catch-Up ☕️ 🔌 Fern is temporarily homeless. Her house is currently being rewired, meaning floors are up, cables are everywhere, and chaos reigns supreme. The electrician has managed to open the infamous broken window. The question now is: 👉 Will he fix it? 👉 Or will Fern be left with a permanently open window and a strong breeze? Place your bets. 🏡 Larissa’s house is finally starting to look like an actual house. The kitchen has arrived, the floor screed is down, and after months of dust, delays and despair, things are finally… housing. 🎉 Dare we say it… Housewarming party this summer?! 💼 Charlotte has QUIT HER JOB. After a whirlwind experience she’s learned two important life lessons: We don’t sell peas. 🌱 The grass isn’t always greener. Charlotte is embracing her next chapter and has already moved on to her next project: Finding Fern a man. Current front-runner? 👨🍳 The chef. This Week’s Topic: Do We Believe in Ghosts? 👻 A simple question that spirals rapidly. 👻 Charlotte is a firm no on ghosts. But reincarnation? That’s where things get interesting. She often finds herself wondering: 👉 “What have I done in a previous life to deserve this?” 😂 🤔 Larissa isn’t entirely sure what she believes. As a child she was convinced ghosts existed… …although looking back, was it actually ghosts she was afraid of? Or just burglars? 💭 Fern doesn’t love the idea that there’s simply nothing after we die. She isn’t convinced about ghosts, but she’s not convinced there isn’t something either. ⚖️ Which leads us to one of the internet’s most bizarre theories… Have you heard about people supposedly becoming lighter when they die because their soul leaves their body? We have questions. Lots of questions. ✨ Do we believe in an afterlife? ☁️ What happens when we die? “I can see them falling from heaven”? Larissa shares one of the greatest cautionary tales of her youth. 📈 A pyramid scheme. 📍 Great Yarmouth. 🚨 High-vis jackets. 👠 Bleeding heels. 📵 No phone data. Honestly, it sounds less like a business opportunity and more like a hostage situation. 😂 🎬 Fern narrowly avoided a job with LoveFilm, thanks to her parents stepping in and helping her see sense. 💡 And not to be left out, Charlotte had an interview for a pyramid-style scheme in Australia… selling light bulbs. Because apparently none of us can resist a terrible opportunity. Important Questions We Need Answering… 🧽 Did anyone else have door-to-door salesmen trying to sell sponges? 👻 Are ghosts real? 🔮 Is reincarnation a thing? 👨🍳 And should Fern give the chef a chance? A completely random episode featuring afterlife theories, career changes, house renovations, terrible business decisions and a window that may never close again. Basically, classic us. Follow, rate 5⭐️, and share with your besties - especially the ones who once got trapped in a pyramid scheme and are still pretending it was a business venture. 📲 Find us on socials: Instagram → @married.single.divorced (https://www.instagram.com/married.single.divorced/) TikTok → @msdthepod (https://www.tiktok.com/@msdthepod)

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