The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Welcome back to Massacast! Let's mix it up a bit, shall we? We decided to bring Jeremy back, much to Yvie's chagrin, as he plays co-host this time around. Our lovely "guest" Yvie takes us on the acid trip that is Dead Before Dawn! The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Disclaimer: I apologize for the views on Superwholocks. I do not apologize for the views on incels. Spoilers for Dead Before Dawn 3D in case you were interested in watching it.
Trigger Warnings: offensive superwholock chatter, cummy jokes, "explicitly sexual shit", frogs, Yvie going off the rails as per usual, mentions of incels, mentions of blood and gore
24 Nov 2020
Massacast Episode 6: Cats the Movie (2019)
We've missed you! Welcome back to Massacast! Our Cats (THE MUSICAL)-adoring friend Freya sings along as she goes over the nuances of the Cats musical versus the 2019 film, which has widely been considered a horror film (by the people recording this podcast). The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Disclaimer: spoilers for Cats the Musical and Cats the Movie
Trigger Warnings: "weird feet stuff, milk stuff????, fuckin hets, catnip, ...names..., fatphobia"
12 Oct 2020
Massacast Episode 5: Truth or Dare (2017)
Welcome back to Massacast! Our lovely friends Mochi brings us all the way back to episode one...and past that about one year so that we can discuss Truth or Dare HARDCORE MODE. Which is Truth or Dare 2018 but better because it came first. The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Disclaimer: spoilers for Truth or Dare 2017 AND Truth or Dare 2018! Also don't do drugs! Also all dark jokes are meant simply as jokes: if you are in need of help for any mental illnesses, or are considering taking your life, PLEASE reach out to the National Suicide Prevention Hotline - 800-273-8255
Trigger Warnings: mentions of vomit, blood/gore/dismemberment or generalized body horror, violence, suicide, and...cops again
22 Aug 2020
Massacast Episode 3: Brahms: The Boy 2 (2020)
Welcome back to Massacast! Our friend Jeremy was interrupted repeatedly by peanut butter jokes and sexual innuendo this week while attempting to go over Brahms: The Boy 2 (2020) with us. Bless his heart. The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Disclaimer: spoilers for both of the films in The Boy series, along with possible(?) spoilers for actual Good movies like Cabin in the Woods and Us. Also, we're not sponsored by American Girl, Mattel, or any other porcelain doll companies.
Trigger Warnings: incels, brief mentions of assault/home invasion, dog death, but hey no cops!
15 Aug 2020
Eat-assa-cast - Behind the Scenes
Just a quick look at what it's like attempting to record with us and how quickly we lose our shit
15 Aug 2020
Massacast Episode 2: Human Centipede 3 (2015)
Welcome to Massacast! In episode 2, our lovely and horrifying friend Zo takes us down a spiral of The HCU (Human Centipede Universe). The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Disclaimer: spoilers for the entirety of the Human Centipede series. MJ's audio sounds better this time around.
Trigger Warnings: mentions of body horror, sexual assault, cops, the American justice system, and ... George W. Bush?
8 Aug 2020
Massacast Episode 1: Truth or Dare (2018)
Welcome to Massacast! For our very first episode, take a deep dive into Truth or Dare (2018) with us and our guest Rachel. The premise of the podcast is this: our wonderful guests research and/or watch a terrible horror movie that we've never seen before. Then they describe it to us and we riff off of it. We go off the rails pretty quickly. Note: we should never be taken seriously and if you want good reviews of bad horror movies, you've come to the wrong people.
Disclaimer: spoilers for Truth or Dare (2018) and oddly enough, Pretty Little Liars. We are also aware that MJ's audio is going to need some adjusting- something to work on for next episode.
Trigger Warnings: mentions of sexual assault, death, and cops (?!)
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