If your brain has 37 tabs open, welcome home.
On this episode of MENTALLY CHAOTIC, we unravel life one mental spiral at a time...like it’s the last thread holding us together.
Laughs? Check. Chaos? Double check. Existential dread? Always.
Hit play and let’s feel weird together. Subscribe or spiral... your choice.
Being attractive solves problems you never had and creates ones you never wanted.
27 Aug 2025
Why Men Hate Chores (But Love Gadgets)
Why do men act like folding laundry requires a PhD?
27 Aug 2025
Why Is Everyone Talking So Slow?
Ever watched YouTube at 2x and then wondered why real people sound broken?
27 Aug 2025
Dialing Disasters: How (Not) to Call Your Ex
Thinking of calling your ex? Bad idea or best comedy material ever. In this episode we dive into the awkward tactics, impulsive late night calls, and hilariously doomed excuses people use when dialing their past.
27 Aug 2025
50 Shades of Grey Sedans
Spoiler: the car was exactly where you left it.
27 Aug 2025
How to Survive a Student Flat Without Crying (Much)
Ever lived in a student flat where the walls are thinner than paper and the fridge is a science experiment? In this episode we dive into the wild, weird, and sometimes tragic comedy of shared student housing.
13 Aug 2025
RICH MINDSET vs POOR MINDSET
Kev is my friend, which means I have voluntarily taken front row seats to the most chaotic financial journey in history. In this episode we follow Kev’s rise and fall across four unforgettable enterprises.
6 Aug 2025
FROM “I LOVE YOU” TO “WHERE’S THE RING?” IN UNDER 48 HOURS
Heard “No,” said “April Fools”. Now I’m fake-engaged to her aunt, stuck on a reality show, and being sued by a cat lawyer. Romance is dead. Long live chaos.
6 Aug 2025
LICENSE TO EMBARRASS: HOW I FAILED HARDER THAN BOND
Bond is the worst spy ever and somehow I did worse. Accidentally joined MI6, married Q, and got chased by a dolphin in a bowtie.
30 Jul 2025
THE DUMBEST BREAKUP EVER
He dumped her… by fax.
Yep. This week on Mentally Chaotic, it’s heartbreak, paper jams, and emotional damage in Times New Roman.
Press play. Cry in dot matrix.
23 Jul 2025
HOW TO MONETIZE A TALKING FROG (Instead of Kissing It)
Ever kissed a frog hoping it’d turn into a prince? Yeah, same. But what if the frog starts talking... and instead of kissing it, you turn it into a personal brand? In this absolutely unhinged episode, we dive deep into one morally questionable fairy tale pivot: turning a magical amphibian into your full-time content strategy. From shady sponsorship deals to late-night frog ASMR livestreams, we explore every absurd way to turn enchantment into engagement.
This is capitalism meets chaos, frog legs first.
16 Jul 2025
FROM APOCALYPSE TO ALLEN KEY: HOW THE TERMINATOR WAS NEARLY DEFEATED BY IKEA TOOLS
Think Skynet was scary? Just wait until you hear how the T-800’s deadliest design flaw involved a humble hex key. This episode dives into the absurdity of futuristic killer robots being held together by screws you’d find in a coffee table. Expect time travel, loose bolts, and serious trust issues with toolkits.
14 Jul 2025
PARAGLIDING WHILE HAVING DIARRHEA
What do gas station sushi, a French instructor named Marco, and a Category 5 bowel emergency have in common? Absolutely everything... If you’re dumb enough to paraglide on an empty stomach and blind optimism. In this episode, we relive one person’s airborne odyssey of bad life choices, intestinal betrayal, and mid-air motivational quotes. It’s a tale of flight, fright, and a desperate search for the nearest bush from 500 feet up. If you’ve ever clutched your soul mid-sneeze and prayed to land safely with your dignity intact, this one’s for you.
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