Two Sisters. Too opinionated. Zero Clue.
We’re Carly and Cindy, and we were raised to be obedient, modest, and quiet. Instead, we got divorced, left the Mormon church, and started a podcast. Messy Genes is where we unpack everything from religious deconstruction to dating after 7-20 years of marriage—with a lot of sarcasm, sister banter, and oversharing along the way.
If you've ever been labeled “too much,” “too loud,” or just plain “too messy,” you're in the right place. Grab a drink and join us as we laugh, rant, and unlearn the stuff we were told was sacred.
Send a text Discovering Confident Hotness and Unconventional Self-Love In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' sisters Cindy and Carly delve into their personal lives and share an array of humorous and profound stories touching on self-confidence, sibling dynamics, and historical tidbits. They navigate through funny Instagram comments, playful history lessons, and even some unexpected and risqué discussions, including hair catching fire at a sex party. Additionally, listeners contribute by sharing ...
19 Aug 2025
The Birds, the Bees and Messy Genes
Send a text Messy Genes: Uncovering Awkward Sex Education Stories and Overcoming Religious Stigmas In this candid and humorously insightful episode, sisters Cindy and Carly share personal anecdotes and listener stories about their experiences with sex education, or lack thereof, while growing up in a conservative, religious environment. From discovering misinformation about sex, dealing with awkward parental 'sex talks', and the personal journey of overcoming shame and taboo topics, this epi...
11 Aug 2025
Messy Faves
Send a text Our Favorite Things: Family Reunion, Unhinged Purchases, and Empathy Redefined In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Carly and Cindy discuss their recent family reunion filled with light-hearted chaos, memorable events, and the humorously unfiltered recounting of their slightly tipsy family dinner. They dive into some of their favorite quirky purchases from TikTok shops and revel in the simple pleasures like Mexican candy binges. The sisters candidly explore personal validation metho...
21 Jul 2025
Messy Mormonism: Leave Laugh Live
Send a text Navigating Faith and Identity: Our Deconstruction Journey In this episode of 'Messy Genes,' Cindy and Carly embark on a candid and emotional dialogue about leaving the Mormon Church, wrestling with faith, and finding their personal identity outside of religion. Carly opens up about her initial doubts sparked by her husband’s questioning and the eventual unraveling of their devout beliefs. Cindy recalls her emotional ride through her own faith crisis, exacerbated by her sister’s d...
14 Jul 2025
Messy Dating: "We Don't Want This."
Send a text Welcome back to our Messy Dating Series! Disasters and Dream Dates Carly and Cindy dive into their hilarious, cringe-worthy, and sometimes shocking dating stories. They discuss quirky dating experiences, odd hookups, and encounters with unsavory characters. Listeners contribute their own tales, including everything from awkward drug deal dates to white supremacy rallies, highlighting the wide range of dating horrors that people endure. The sisters also reflect on the...
3 Jul 2025
Messy Dating Series: Roasting, Ghosting & Mostly Coping
Send a text Welcome to the first episode in our Messy Dating Series: Roasting, Ghosting & Mostly Coping. Decoding Dating Apps: Red Flags, Green Flags, and Epic Fails In this episode of Messy Genes, hosts Cindy and Carly tackle the chaotic world of online dating profiles. They dissect the art of creating an appealing dating profile by reviewing and hilariously roasting real-life examples. From selfie overloads and gym bros to earnest romancers and disturbing mommy issues, no cringe-wor...
26 Jun 2025
Let Them Be Messy: Leaving the Mormon Church as a Teen
Send a text In this episode of Messy Genes hosts Carly and Cindy bring on a special guest, Carly's daughter, Cadence, to discuss their experiences leaving the church. The trio explores the complexities of faith transitions, parenting teens through such changes, and the impact on friendships and personal growth. They candidly talk about Cadence's journey of self-discovery, her evolving beliefs, the adjustments in parenting strategies post-church, and the newfound freedom that comes with leavin...
12 Jun 2025
Messy Mormon Men: Priesthood Authority? More like Penishood Audacity
Send a text In this episode of the 'Messy Genes' podcast, hosts Carly and Cindy engage in lively banter and humorous anecdotes about their personal journeys and recent hectic schedules. They dive into a collection of outrageous and often shocking experiences shared by listeners regarding interactions with Mormon men. Topics range from inappropriate comments and behavior to the pressures and absurdities linked to religious expectations. The episode also touches on serious issues like sexual as...
5 Jun 2025
Messy Moms: Not Your Mormon Motherhood Manual
Hosts Carly and Cindy dismantle Mormon motherhood myths, discuss pressures, and share raw stories about unlearning traditional parenting scripts after leaving a high-demand religion in this interview episode.
Cindy and Carly share their personal experiences and perspectives on divorce, exploring its challenges, impact on relationships, and the journey to freedom after leaving Mormonism in this interview episode.
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