Personal stories, controversial opinions, listener questions and funny BDSM tales — told with humour, honesty and zero shame by an irreverent Mistress with over 25 years experience.
Alongside me is Joe Bloggs, anonymous, shameless and completely unqualified, speaking for the curious, the confused, and the quietly scandalised — asking the questions everyone’s thinking but rarely says out loud.
Expect unfiltered advice, unexpected confessions, and the occasional moment of “did she really just say that?”
🔞 Adult-only podcast. Not safe for work.
Recorded at Sparks Studio by Lilly Dove
In this final episode we get into the strange, highly optimised world of modern desire - AI, endless feeds and a generation growing up with technology that knows them a little too well.
Joe Bloggs, along for the ride as ever, offering somewhere between fascination and mild horror whilst it spirals into algorithmic absurdity.
There's also a more personal turn as I share how I first got into domming, before any of this was quite so engineered.
It's reflective, slightly unhinged and feels a logical place to end.
Adult Content
30 Mar 2026
All Hail The Muscle Queens
Penultimate episode and things are getting appropriately unhinged! This time we're delving into Amazons, muscle worship and the men who want to be picked up like a gym bag!
As always Joe Bloggs is here, contributing in the way a damp sock contributes to a marathon - technically present, deeply unhelpful. But we do love her.
It's rude, it's ridiculous, it's informative, and against all the odd, actually quite funny
24 Mar 2026
Nappies & Naptime
Today we squelch on into age play, regression, diaper lovers and the stranger corners of Japanese subculture you probably wish you could unknow - while Joe Bloggs, predictably, contributes questionable input - but you gotta love that laugh!
Adult content
15 Mar 2026
Paws, Claws & Power Laws
Today we're exploring the wild world of animal play - from cosplay and LARPing, therians and furries to the kinkier side of BDSM pet play.
Expect peculiar tales that might just shock and definitely a few laughs along the way.
Accompanied, as ever, by my reliably unreliable Joe Bloggs. Guaranteed to ask those questions you probably don't even want the answers to!
Adult content. Listener discretion advised
7 Mar 2026
Mockery and Mischief
This week we dive into the chaotic world of humiliation, from its curious twists through history to the cheeky ways it plays out privately in sessions.
Joe Bloggs my ever present foil joins in, representing the curious public, asking absurd questions and sharing often irrelevant stories.
Along the way expect unexpected moments, outrageous tales and all the hilariously awkward scenarios that make the world of humiliation so irresistible!
Rude, explicit and not for the faint hearted.
2 Mar 2026
The Doctor Will See You Now
In this episode we pop on the latex gloves (metaphorically, calm down) and explore the wonderfully weird world of medical fetish. From staged examinations to the symbolism of uniforms, we unpack why the medical setting can become a charged space for fantasy. It’s power, it’s trust. It’s roleplay with a side of antiseptic.
And of course we bring in Joe Bloggs - standing in for the baffled general public - who’s wondering why anyone would voluntarily book an appointment for this sort of thing.
No actual prescriptions. No real diagnoses. Just a deep dive into why humans are gloriously strange.
The doctor will see you now..
22 Feb 2026
Behind Closed Doors
What happens when desire, identity and fear of judgement all collide behind a carefully locked door? In this episode I open up an honest, adult conversation about secrecy in BDSM - why it exists, who it protects and when it starts to do more harm than good.
Is privacy empowering or isolating? Is discretion about safety, shame , reputation or all three?
Plus a story about a wife's revenge that resulted in punishment with a patisserie!
As always, Joe Bloggs steps in as our fearless, clueless member of the public and her own unique sparkling wit and repartee.
Adults only. Curiosity encouraged. Judgement left outside.
17 Feb 2026
Blokes Who Wear Panties
I'm the Dordogne Domme and this week we're talking about blokes who wear panties - why they do it, what it means, and what it says about femininity in men.
Joining me is Joe Bloggs, proudly representing the confused, curious and slightly awkward members of the public. Joe asks the questions no one else dares to - the blunt ones and the practical ones.
It's cheeky, thoughtful, provoking and definitely for adults only!
Expect laughs, raised eyebrows and perhaps a new perspective on frills, lace and the finer points of men in knickers!
12 Feb 2026
Ritual & Repair
Ritual and Repair is an adult only episode about using BDSM not to "re-traumatise yourself for character development", but to calmly escort your childhood baggage back into the room, give it a cup of tea, and finally deal with it properly. Think less doom, more deliberate choice - with better boundaries and occasionally better outfits.
Joined by my delightful side kick Joe Bloggs, the people's champion, we laugh our way through how ritual, consent and negotiated power can help the nervous system stop panicking and start trusting again.
It's honest, irreverent and shame free - because healing doesn't have to be solemn, whispered or conducted on a beige sofa.
Adult only
Not for work!
2 Feb 2026
An Unconventional Way to Unwind
In this episode of Mistress Knows Best..Mostly, Mistress explores unconventional ways people unwind, relax and switch off - some more socially acceptable than others !
Joined by Joe Bloggs, unofficial spokesperson for the public, we bounce between personal stories, curious confessions and the awkward questions everyone's thinking but rarely asks out loud!
Expect honesty, humour and unapologetic opinions.
Adult - only content. Over 18's
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