by Monday Morning Ketchup
Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe! Follow along as two best friends, Mike and PJ, discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday. Email us! mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | https://twitter.com/MondayKetchup And Facebook, too! | https://www.facebook.com/Monday-Morning-Ketchup-104336195364453
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November 14, 2022
<p>You ever think about that phrase? "Comin' up the rear." Huh.</p> <p>After a long and well-deserved bout of almost-seasickness, the boys are back together and taking a trip down to the ketchup mines for that classic bout of weird business you know and love. More deep dives are on the way, but this week exploding VR headsets, 40 rotisseries chickens, excrement-covered British gimps, and racist horses will have to tide you over!</p> <p><strong>Fun Fact: </strong>Napoleon Bonaparte was reportedly a huge fan of rotisserie chickens, ensuring his servants would be able to prepare and them to him 24/7. He's still got nothing on our Philadelphian hero!</p> <p><strong>Email us!</strong> | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com</p> <p><strong>Follow us on Twitter!</strong> | twitter.com/MondayKetchup</p> <p><strong>Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!</strong> Nothing helps us more than great reviews!</p> <p><a href="https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2022-11-08/palmer-luckey-develops-lethal-vr-headset-inspired-by-sword-art-online/.191682"><u>Palmer Luckey Develops Lethal VR Headset Inspired By Sword Art Onlin</u></a>e</p> <p><a href="https://billypenn.com/2022/11/06/philadelphia-rotisserie-chicken-walmart-pier-not-a-party/"><u>Hundreds cheer the red carpet eating of 40th rotisserie chicken, 'a part of Philly history'</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/11/12/hurricane-nicole-native-american-burial-ground-florida/10674432002/"><u>Possible Native American burial ground exposed at Florida beach after Hurricane Nicole</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1689606/Somerset-gimp-video-sighting-Cleeve-village"><u>CREEPY BRITISH GIMP</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.dw.com/en/bavaria-police-find-crystal-meth-in-doughnut/a-63605930"><u>METH DONUT</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://thehill.com/homenews/3715643-likened-to-kkk-ghost-costumes-on-ohio-police-horses-cause-controversy/"><u>Likened to KKK: Ghost costumes on Ohio police horses cause controversy</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://ugandaradionetwork.net/story/cctv-footage-helps-police-arrest-woman-drugging-men">Woman Accused of Drugging Men Using Her Nipples</a></p> <p><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/comments/yqixgu/florida_man_caught_naked_in_everglades_eating/"><u>JUST A FLORIDA MAN EATING CHEESECAKE IN THE EVERGLADES</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tsa-gun-raw-chicken-carry-on-bag-plane-florida/"><u>Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says</u></a></p>
November 7, 2022
<p>Welcome to Ketchup Packets, a new Monday Morning Ketchup series where Mike and PJ take a deep dive into a singular bizarre topic. To kick things off we're covering the ancient and insane practice of animal trials -- the history, the philosophy, and best of all, all the absurd cases of animals being subject to the cold gavel of justice! </p> <p>Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com </p> <p>Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup </p> <p>Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews!</p>
October 17, 2022
<p>To begin this week's Ketchup, a ball-dropping of epic proportions. Only we could go several weeks ignoring the biggest two bizarre news stories in the world: the left and the right one.</p> <p>With that podcasting crime rectified, we then move on to furry litter boxes, hot (and strong) youth pastors, Spanish bishops-turned-pig-masturbators, a HORRIFYING layering of contact lenses, emotional support alligators, and so much more!</p> <p><strong>Fun Fact: </strong>"Interior Crocodile Alligator" has an actual place of origin, and it's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI">this song</a>. It's a FREESTYLE. The line came from A GOD DANG FREESTYLE! My life has CHANGED FOREVER. </p> <p><strong>Email us!</strong> | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com</p> <p><strong>Follow us on Twitter!</strong> | twitter.com/MondayKetchup</p> <p><strong>Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!</strong> Nothing helps us more than great reviews!</p> <p><a href="https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-transgender-teacher-sparks-controversy-by-wearing-giant-prosthetic-breasts-in-class"><u>HOW DID WE MISS THE BIG TIDDY SHOP TEACHER</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/human-interest/overtoun-bridge-dog-suicide-553059.html"><u>SCOTTISH DOG SUICIDE BRIDGE</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/pastor-who-gave-kids-i-%E2%9D%A4%EF%B8%8F-hot-youth-pastors-stickers-placed-on-leave/"><u>Do you <3 hot youth pastors?</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/oct/11/alaska-fat-bear-week-voting-scandal"><u>THE FAT BEAR CONTEST WAS RIGGED</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.kare11.com/article/news/politics/scott-jensen-repeats-false-rumor-about-litter-boxes-in-schools/89-f3f72174-db76-441b-95a3-9e73f4c239d0"><u>LITTER BOXES FOR THE FURRIES</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://headtopics.com/us/personal-lubricant-made-from-cow-mucus-may-protect-against-hiv-30737421"><u>Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect against HIV</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.inentertainment.co.uk/spanish-bishop-who-quit-clergy-to-be-with-sexologist-lover-finds-new-job-exporting-pig-semen/"><u>Spanish bishop who quit clergy to be with sexologist lover finds new job exporting pig semen</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/saxophone-surgery-brain-tumor-italy-awake-neurosurgery/"><u>Man plays his saxophone through 9-hour, "very, very complex" brain surgery to remove tumor</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/14/oil-protesters-arrested-after-throwing-tomato-soup-at-van-gogh-painting.html">Oil protesters arrested after throwing tomato soup at Van Gogh painting</a></p> <p><a href="https://news.sky.com/story/doctor-removes-23-contact-lenses-from-eye-of-patient-who-forgot-to-take-them-out-for-almost-a-month-12720149"><u>Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from eye of patient who 'forgot to take them out for almost a month'</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.joe.ie/news/calls-feed-contraceptive-pills-aggressive-seagulls-flawed-says-birdwatch-ireland-756449"><u>Calls to feed contraceptive pills to aggressive seagulls are flawed, says BirdWatch Ireland</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wally-alligator-emotional-support-animal/"><u>Pennsylvania man's alligator becomes emotional support animal</u></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/10/10/man-high-on-magic-mushrooms-causes-chaos-on-flight-from-miami-prosecutors-say/"><u>Man, high on magic mushrooms, causes chaos on flight from Miami</u></a></p>
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Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe!
Follow along as two best friends, Mike and PJ, discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday.
Email us! mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com
Follow us on Twitter! | https://twitter.com/MondayKetchup
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