Monster Crush

About Monster Crush

Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks? See all of Monster Crush's links on https://linktr.ee/monstercrush We are a member of the Sword & Key Network, see all of S&K's links on beacons.ai/swordandkey

Publisher

Monster Crush

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

31 Mar 2018

Latest episode

19 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

136 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   19 Oct 2026

   Date 132 - I Want to Play a Game

   Halloween is nearly here and we deserve to have some fun! So this week there are NO MONSTER SINGLETONS, instead we play some games to talk about a whole bunch of monsters! So strap in and strap on for Slash’er Pass (a Smash or Pass game with movie slashers) as well as Smooch, Mate, Slay (a monster take on FMK). Come play with us… forever and ever… and ever Featuring: Halloween costume memories, Spooky Sports News: minor league baseball celebrates local cryptids, several slashers would probably have been MAGA, some Olympic level mental gymnastics, the hottest Hot Topic icons, Jack Skellington would need a leash (not in that way), ET is a plant, the Xenomorph Queen is technically a Disney Princess, Hugh Jackman’s nickname for Kate Beckinsale’s chest, 10 years old and 5 foot 7 inches, Charizard is as tall as the average Australian, AND MORE! CW: brief mentions of current politics (23:00-28:00), fictional child death (38:00-40:00) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com (https://www.fridaytea.com) - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

2. 

   4 Oct 2026

   Date 131 - Jack o' My Lantern Til I Squash

   The Halloween season is finally here (even though it lives in our hearts year round)! This is a special time of the year for Monster Crush so we wanted to recognize some monsters that truly embody the symbology of the season… Pumpkins! So carve out an hour for us as we learn to love the gourd and the bad about the Devouring Gourd, the Squasholiger, and Stingy Jack aka Jack o’ Lantern! Featuring: How to pronounce “Samhain”, hot takes on Supernatural, a new game: Slash’er Pass (with heavy hitters like Chucky, Ghostface, Leatherface, and more!), all squash and gourds are the same and are cucumbers but also they aren’t, taxonomy is just trying to fit things into wet boxes, the Devouring Gourd’s devious master plan: not talking, squash-pigs make their own fertilizer, carving pumpkins is better than carving heads, cucumber insecurities, AND MORE! CW: discussions of movie slashers and their fictional kills (6:30-28:15), fictional SA and harm to children (12:15-18:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds. Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com (https://www.fridaytea.com) - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

3. 

   21 Sept 2026

   Date 130 - Do it for the Devilment

   This episode of Monster Crush comes from a very special livestreamed version of the podcast that we did on our parent network Sword & Key! You can watch a recording of this stream on youtube.com/@swordandkey (http://youtube.com/@swordandkey) For this episode we bring you the epitome of a “weird little guy” with Gef the Talking Mongoose! A self-described “extra extra clever mongoose” and “freak”, the story of Gef is as complex as it is absurd. And it has everything: pranks, ghost hunters, ventriloquism, a dog, and so much more! Featuring: Dogmen are just domesticated werewolves, the sexual spectrum is werewolves to horny goats to spider ladies, LD’s Smut Corner presents 11 Halloween-themed monster romances - Spooky News: more US UFO Bread & Circuses, Hard Mountain Dew wants you to find Bigfoot, Maine Bigfoot is Chebacca, New York Bigfoot is a naked guy, Nessie spotted by Google satellites, vote for the next Godzilla monster - Gef the self-described freak, a screaming mongoose for an alarm clock, Gef could be a symptom of the male loneliness epidemic, the Mongoose Legal Case, it’s not the size of the rat that counts, AND MORE! CW: hoaxes (throughout the episode), US politics, cover-ups, and conspiracy theories (22:00-28:50), harm to animals (1:02:00-1:02:45), gun violence (1:19:00-1:19:45), mention of animal abuse and eating disorders related to celebrities (1:29:30-1:30:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com (https://www.fridaytea.com) - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

14 ratings

Spotify

4.8 / 5

4 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 35 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

35

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

85

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