Morning Crankers

About Morning Crankers

Morning Crankers is the PG-13 comedy podcast that turns today's headlines, pop culture moments, bizarre real-life stories, and viral internet craziness into laugh-out-loud entertainment. Hosted by husband-and-wife duo Jeremy "Hans" Hanson and Myia "Roxy" Hanson, every episode delivers hilarious commentary, playful banter, outrageous opinions, original comedy songs, and the kind of conversations that make you laugh until your sides hurt. From weird news and trending topics to celebrity stories, current events, internet culture, everyday frustrations, and life's wonderfully ridiculous moments, Morning Crankers offers a fresh, funny, and often absurd take on the world around us. Whether you're driving to work, starting your morning, or simply need an escape from serious news, Hans and Roxy bring the laughs with authentic chemistry and PG-13 humor that listeners can enjoy week after week. If you love comedy podcasts, funny news podcasts, pop culture commentary, viral stories, outrageous headlines, and hilarious husband-and-wife banter, then Morning Crankers is your new favorite podcast. New episodes and bonus comedy content are available at MorningCrankers.com RSSVERIFY

Publisher

Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

28 Dec 2024

Latest episode

22 Jul 2026

Latest episodes

6 of 189 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   22 Jul 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Farmers, Flying Pigs & the World's Dumbest Criminals

   Hosts Hans and Roxy explore bizarre headlines, including farmers' unusual tactics and a pig-releasing criminal, in this interview episode.

2. 

   1 Jul 2026

   The World Officially Lost Its Mind: Giraffes, Gators & Garbage Ice Cream

   Hosts Hans and Roxy explore bizarre headlines about garbage ice cream, a missing giraffe, and alligator attacks, delivering outrageous real-life stories and nonstop laughs.

3. 

   24 Jun 2026

   Morning Crankers: Snakes, White Claws & Alligator Tossing

   Hosts Hans and Roxy explore bizarre headlines, including World Cup players dodging snakes and a toddler tossed into an alligator enclosure, offering listeners outrageous real-life stories.

Inside a recent episode

Farmers, Flying Pigs & the World's Dumbest Criminals

Published 22 Jul 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] He's happy. He's like, hey, I'll give you a full-time job. You'll be here tomorrow? And it goes through this guy's life. And at the end of it, his two squares have grown to eight squares and he just stands there and does nothing with his life. He's just in those squares. And he gradually makes a little bit more and a little bit more and a little bit more. And like I said, his two squares grew to eight squares and then he's gone. And it kind of makes you think about life. Like, do you want to be stuck in those two squares? No. You know what I mean? Like people don't really process this until they get later on down in life. […]

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.7 / 5

17 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 60 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

87

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

85

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