Morning Roasts

About Morning Roasts

Xray Girl, Tuggs and Mr Porkchop delivers a lively dose of caffeine-fueled banter and bold takes. This trio riffs about quirky news stories, trending topics, memes, or celebrity moments like real friends chatting over coffee Xray Girl brings playful sarcasm and honesty. Tuggs adds grounded authenticity, often sharing personal stories that resonate. Last but not least, Mr Porkchop delivers the lighter side with funny anecdotes, upbeat humor, and easygoing charm. Together, they blend humor, heart, and a pinch of realness which is perfect for anyone wanting something more than just background noise with their first coffee of the day.

Publisher

Xray Girl, Tuggs and Mr Porkchop

Category

leisure · news

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

16 Jul 2025

Latest episode

9 Sept 2025

Latest episodes

33 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   9 Sept 2025

   An Extra Shot #017 - From Merlot to Mer-lust: Perfect Pairings Below the Belt

   Step aside charcuterie boards, the true connoisseur knows that the finest pairing for a glass of wine is not cheese, but the vulva. From the crisp minerality of a Sauvignon Blanc that “opens up” citrus notes like a freshly waxed bikini line, to the deep, earthy complexity of a Pinot Noir that whispers, “yes, it’s organic”, the possibilities are endless. Morning Roasts dives into the world of wine and vulvas, because sometimes the best bouquet isn’t in the glass, it’s between the thighs.

2. 

   5 Sept 2025

   #129 - Fragile Feelings, Strong Bodies & Superhero News

   In this episode of Morning Roasts, we dive into Hollywood’s latest shake-ups, starting with Sophie Turner stepping into the boots of Lara Croft. We break down Sydney Sweeney’s ballerina-inspired ad and chat about the rise of exercises like Elevate, pilates, and yoga for building a strong, athletic body. Then it’s off to the wild west of Counter Strike lobbies, where fragile feelings are getting roasted harder than the players. And to wrap it all up, we tackle James Gunn’s big announcement about Man of Tomorrow and what it means for the DC universe.

3. 

   4 Sept 2025

   Grandma Gets Scammed by a Space Cowboy 🚀👵 - An Extra Shot #016

   On this episode of An Extra Shot, a Japanese elderly grandmother thought she had found love among the stars — only to discover she’d been scammed by a so-called “astronaut” who needed money to buy oxygen whilst in space. From fake space missions to bogus love letters, this wild story shows how far scammers will go to tug on heartstrings and wallets

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4.0 / 5

4 ratings

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