Movie Torture

About Movie Torture

Join Brad, Mark and MTD as they tackle movies you may not want to watch, laugh a lot, and figure out if this movie is movie torture or movie gold..

Publisher

Hopecast

Category

arts · comedy · tv & film

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

16 May 2023

Latest episode

19 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

192 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   19 Oct 2026

   The End of Oak Street (2026) Screamtober

   ScreamTober has officially gone prehistoric, and somebody needs to call Jurassic Park because their dinosaurs are running loose in the suburbs! This week on Movie Torture, Mark, Brad, and MTD sink their teeth into the 2026 sci-fi adventure The End of Oak Street, starring Ewan McGregor and Anne Hathaway. What happens when an ordinary neighborhood gets transported into a world filled with hungry dinosaurs? Apparently, you get family drama, questionable parenting, flying reptiles, and the largest pile of dinosaur dookie ever discussed on a podcast. But forget the dinosaurs for a minute. WHY IS OBI-WAN KENOBI DELIVERING PIZZA? Brad and Mark investigate Ewan McGregor's disappearing American accent, Anne Hathaway's never-ending movie schedule, and whether delivering pepperoni pizzas is really the worst thing a husband can do. Meanwhile, Brad unveils his Hollywood masterpiece pitch featuring B-list T. rexes, discount velociraptors, and a Mark Wahlberg impression that somehow turns into a commercial for Wahlburgers. MTD attempts to maintain order while the conversation takes more unexpected turns than a dinosaur loose in a shopping mall. PLUS! WHO BUYS THIS CRAP? returns with another collection of Craigslist treasures nobody asked for! We've got a $25 copy of Practical Magic, a Johnny Mathis Christmas VHS, a suspiciously overpriced autographed Lost in Space tape, and a horror movie called And Then You Die that doesn't even come with a box!

2. 

   15 Oct 2026

   Bonus: Tales From the Crypt Watch-Along

   ScreamTober is getting a little more cryptic, and this time YOU'RE WATCHING WITH US! For the first time in Movie Torture history, Mark and Brad are inviting you to grab the remote, fire up Tubi, and experience the madness right alongside them! We're watching Tales from the Crypt — Season 3, Episode 3: "The Trap", directed by none other than Michael J. Fox! And here's the best part: Neither Mark nor Brad has ever seen this episode, so you're getting their completely unfiltered, totally unpredictable reactions as everything unfolds! HOW TO WATCH ALONG: Open the free streaming app Tubi, search for Tales from the Crypt, and pull up Season 3, Episode 3, "The Trap." Start playing our Movie Torture podcast episode on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. When Brad and Mark give the countdown, hit PLAY on Tubi at the same time! You'll hear their hilarious running commentary as you watch the episode with them. Pause the podcast while you get everything ready, and if the streams get out of sync, just pause and catch up! And what an episode to experience together! We've got a pizza delivery guy with a financial plan straight out of a prison documentary, a wife who deserves a vacation, a brother making some highly questionable career decisions, and an insurance scam that makes the average Craigslist listing look trustworthy. Meanwhile, Mark considers spending the night in the Crypt Keeper's house, Brad suggests a brand-new hairstyle called THE SKULLET, and the guys somehow turn a horror episode into a discussion about Robert Zemeckis, Back to the Future, Wahlburgers, Elvis Presley, and whether Mr. Strickland will ever stop chasing slackers. PLUS! There's an unexpected Michael J. Fox appearance, a mustache that refuses to disappear, an island getaway, and a courtroom situation that might be the most ridiculous legal proceeding since somebody tried to sue McDonald's over hot coffee. And because this is the first-ever watch-along, there's an additional villain nobody anticipated: TUBI COMMERCIAL BREAKS! Will Mark and Brad stay synchronized, or will one of them end up watching the ending while the other is still stuck on an advertisement? It's horror, nostalgia, insurance fraud, terrible disguises, and two grown men providing the kind of commentary that would get them permanently removed from a movie theater. One TV episode. Two microphones. Zero idea what's coming next. Don't just listen to Movie Torture — WATCH IT WITH US! Welcome to Movie Torture — we review the bad movies so you don't have to… but this time, you're coming along for the ride!

3. 

   12 Oct 2026

   Ice Cream Man (2026) Screamtober

   I scream, you scream, and Mark screams because Brad somehow thinks this movie is a masterpiece. This week on Movie Torture, Brad and Mark dive into Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man (2026), where a creepy, silent ice cream vendor serves up frozen treats that turn innocent kids into murderous little psychopaths. It's got killer kids, buckets of gore, questionable parenting, and a plot that makes about as much sense as buying a used DVD in a grocery store parking lot for 25 cents. Before the blood starts flowing, Who Buys This Crap? returns with bargain-bin DVDs, suspicious Craigslist sellers, and a very serious investigation into whether Cher movies can smell like cigarettes. Meanwhile, Jacob fills in for an absent MTD and wastes no time heckling from the chat. But the real insanity begins when Brad and Jacob imagine Mark going to prison, where his only claim to fame is being a former contestant on FOX's The Floor. What follows is one of the funniest bits in Movie Torture history, as Mark's imaginary prison reputation takes a turn that makes the ice cream man look downright friendly. And somewhere between severed heads, Eli Roth's questionable decisions, and Brad defending the indefensible, Brad and Mark find themselves on completely opposite sides of the ice cream truck. Will this frozen nightmare earn Movie Gold or leave someone screaming Movie Torture? Two hosts. One ice cream truck. One imaginary prison sentence. Absolutely zero agreement. Grab a cone, turn off your brain, and enjoy the meltdown. This episode gets messy.

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