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Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: Funny Bedtime Stories for Kids

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Odd little tales for big imaginations, told by Mr Morton with warmth, wit, and theatrical flair. The weekly kids podcast that makes bedtime easier. Audio stories for children full of wholesome chaos and warm endings. Family listening that entertains everyone. Witty, delightfully bonkers, silly, and never mean. Stories that make kids laugh and tired parents breathe. Wholesome humour that settles softly. Perfect for bedtime, car journeys, school runs, or anytime you need a calming bedtime story. Ages 4 to 400. Your easiest bedtime win. Come and visit the bookshop at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com

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May 26, 2026

The Hunting of Bonkers Bits 🕵️📖

The Hunting of Bonkers Bits: a special kids storytelling podcast episode about where stories actually come fromPeople often ask Mr Morton where he gets his stories. Actually, that is not true. People mostly ask where the toilet is. But sometimes, after they have found the toilet, bought a book, and stopped their toddler eating the bookmarks, they ask about the stories.And the answer is not what you might expect.He does not write them. Not at first. He hunts them. He traps them. He tickles them out of hiding. He chases them through hedges and hooks them from holes and plucks them from peculiar places where sensible people never think to look.In this special episode, Mr Morton opens the bookshop door and takes listeners along on a story hunt. There are accidental stories overheard in queues and bakeries where the buns gossip. There are family stories, chewier and older, that have picked up extra elbows and moustaches being passed from aunt to cousin to neighbour and back again. There are playground stories that must be caught early before they grow too many legs. There is a woman above a clock shop who reads six ancient languages and one sort of goat. There is a three-tailed cat sitting on a hidden book who charges one sandwich, one wrapper, and one button for the privilege of looking underneath it.And then Mr Morton has an announcement.The Barmy Book is feeling thin. The shelves need restocking. The stories need hunting. Which means the bookshop will be closing its doors for a short while, as Mr Morton heads out into the world with his purple coat, his torch, his notebook, and a sandwich for anything with teeth.The sign on the door will read: CLOSED FOR STORY HUNTING. BACK ON THE 1ST OF SEPTEMBER 2026 WHEN THE NONSENSE HAS BEEN NETTED.This funny kids podcast episode is perfect for families who love fun children's stories about imagination, for audio stories for children that celebrate the magic of listening, and for anyone who wants to know what Mr Morton gets up to when he is not behind the counter. It is warm, funny, and quietly about something true. The best stories are not just for the eyes. They are for the ears. And if you listen hard enough, one day it will be your turn to catch one too.<ul><li>Episode length: approximately 10 minutes</li><li>Ages: 4 to 400</li><li>Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, after school wind down</li></ul>Mr Morton returns on the 1st of September 2026 with a fresh armful of brand new Barmy Books of Bonkers Bits. Hit subscribe now so you are first to know when the bookshop opens its doors again. And while you are waiting, plenty of stories are still on the shelves at <a href="https://mrmortonsbarmybook.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MrMortonsBarmyBook.com</a>.In the meantime, if a rude spoon, a whispering bush, or a suspiciously well-informed goose offers you a story, write it down at once.

May 19, 2026

Maya and the Emergency Spoon 🥜🥄

Maya and the Emergency Spoon: a funny kids storytelling podcast about big feelings, emergency systems, and kitchen catastrophesMaya Peck has a system. When things get too big and too loud and too much, Mum opens the kitchen cupboard, takes out the peanut butter, and hands over one spoonful. Not on toast. Not in a sandwich. On a spoon. It does not fix things. It does not make maths less insulting or brothers less annoying. It just makes everything feel less enormous.The system is excellent. Until school goes nut free.Now Maya needs a replacement emergency spoon. And her brother Dylan, who is seven, full of bad ideas, and currently wearing his school tie round his head for reasons nobody can explain, has decided to help.What follows is one of the funniest fun kids stories about feelings, coping, and the sort of kitchen disaster that makes parents stand in the doorway saying nothing for several seconds because nothing is the only reasonable response. Things go wrong in ways that escalate magnificently. Something gets stuck to the cooker hood. The cat leaves in disgust. And at some point Maya willingly puts liverwurst in a bowl, which tells you everything about where the afternoon has ended up.This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who feel things very loudly, for families who recognise the particular chaos of trying to solve an emotional problem with food science, and for anyone who has ever had a coping system and worried what happens when it disappears. Children will love the kitchen carnage and Dylan's catastrophic helpfulness. Parents will recognise the moment Mum walks in and surveys the damage in absolute silence.<ul><li>Episode length: approximately 14 minutes</li><li>Ages: 4 to 400</li><li>Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, after school wind down</li></ul>Press play. The peanut butter is on the table. Dylan has just found the honey, the syrup, and the jam. Maya has not yet made the decision she is about to make. But she is getting there.More stories at <a href="https://mrmortonsbarmybook.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MrMortonsBarmyBook.com</a>.

May 12, 2026

The Granny Wars 👵⚔️

Granny Wars: a hilarious kids storytelling podcast episode about family, rivalry, and the most dangerous question a baby can askWhen a new baby is on the way, everybody has questions. Is it a boy or a girl? What will you call it? Will anyone sleep ever again? These are the ordinary ones. The ones everybody thinks about.But there is another question. A much more dangerous one.What will the grandparents be called?Sophie's two grandmothers-to-be get on brilliantly. They go for coffee together. They swap recipes. They once spent an entire Saturday choosing curtains and came back even more cheerful than when they left. So when the baby news arrives, everyone is delighted. Hugging. Crying. Cheering. And then, at exactly the same moment, both women say: I shall be Granny.And that is where the trouble starts.What follows is one of the funniest fun kids stories about family rivalry ever told. There are WhatsApp battles with increasingly unhinged display names. There are branded baby gifts, towering competition cakes, and lullabies that escalate from a gentle hum to a full choir with a man called Dennis who looks absolutely terrified. There are campaign leaflets, tote bags, rosettes, and an actual debate staged in the sitting room with a folded ironing board as the podium. And then, somehow, things get considerably more serious than that.This funny bedtime story for kids is perfect for audio stories for children who love family chaos, for parents who will recognise every single moment, and for anyone who has ever watched two people compete over something with absolute dedication and zero self-awareness. Children will love the escalating absurdity. Grandparents will feel personally seen. Parents will feel exhausted just listening.<ul><li>Episode length: approximately 14 minutes</li><li>Ages: 4 to 400</li><li>Best enjoyed: bedtime, car journeys, family gatherings where this sort of thing has happened</li></ul>Press play. The grandmothers have just said Granny at exactly the same time. Dad has just taken a very big breath. This is going to take a while.More stories at <a href="https://mrmortonsbarmybook.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MrMortonsBarmyBook.com</a>.

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What is Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: Funny Bedtime Stories for Kids?: Odd little tales for big imaginations, told by Mr Morton with warmth, wit, and theatrical flair.

The weekly kids podcast that makes bedtime easier. Audio stories for children full of wholesome chaos and warm endings. Family listening that entertains everyone.

Witty, delightfully bonkers, silly, and never mean. Stories that make kids laugh and tired parents breathe. Wholesome humour that settles softly.

Perfect for bedtime, car journeys, school runs, or anytime you need a calming bedtime story.

Ages 4 to 400.

Your easiest bedtime win.

Come and visit the bookshop at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com
How often does this podcast release new episodes?: This podcast updates daily.
Where can I listen to this podcast?: This podcast is available on 4 platforms including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more. You can also use the RSS feed directly.
Does this podcast accept guests?: No, this podcast does not typically feature guests.

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