If there's one thing people love, according to itunes, it's shows where best friends talk about bad movies. Since we're worst enemies, we feel like we've identified a real gap in the market!
Join us as we inflict horrible, horrible, horrible mistakes of cinema on each another. Who will snap first? Cami? Rosa? Our long suffering listeners? There's one way to find out.
We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement.
Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going
*Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable.
Movie: The Polar Express (2004)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Rating: Santa is dogecoin
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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie
9 Aug 2024
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light
It's been a while since an episode was a complete, unmitigated disaster from beginning to end. Hosts going through it, movie abysmal, audio files swallowed by dark gods. This month we inflicted Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light upon ourselves, for critical damage. If you know or care about Yu-Gi-Oh! you too will feel your life points drain as we display about as much in-depth knowledge of the franchise as we have about Star Wars. There are cards, and there are righteous twinks. That's about all we've got. IMPORTANT: Do not educate us about Yu-Gi-Oh.
Featuring: corncob PSA, all of the Beatles in a big bed together, that movie with the countdown, Pegasus Undertale's brat summer, a Saw trap for Cami personally, and a bunch of words I probably can't say on iTunes. But don't worry, I can reclaim.
Movie: Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light (2004)
Director: Hatsuki Tsuji
Rating: there are better things you could be doing with your time
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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie
3 Jul 2024
Space Jam: A New Legacy
Welcome to the world of Tiny Don Cheadle, where only scoring a million points in super-basketball can facilitate his master plan to put LeBron James in Game of Thrones. Or Something. We watched Space Jam: A New Legacy and came away knowing less about the plot than before we went in. It's a lot like The Emoji Movie, but infinitely more embarrassing on pretty much every level.
Featuring: the Star Wars memory hole, Andrei Tarkovski's CATS, cami's casketball, live subtitles for American listeners, podcast therapy, and LeBron's special move that kills Bugs Bunny.
Movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
Rating: ah shit lads, just remembered I don't care at all
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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie
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