My Millennial Teenage Diary

About My Millennial Teenage Diary

My most cringe diary moments rewritten with an adult voice, for your entertainment. Listeners may also submit their own entries for me to rewrite/dictate on their behalf.

Publisher

Nicole Ellison

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

6 Jun 2023

Latest episode

27 Jun 2025

Latest episodes

18 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   27 Jun 2025

   High School: Entry Level

   The host revisits their high school experiences, reflecting on the challenges and changes that marked this formative period.

2. 

   16 May 2024

   Reunited (with T) and It Feels So Good (until his mom ruins it)

   Just when I think I’m over T, he inserts himself back into my life. With his mom watching. And naturally, she’s ruins it.

3. 

   4 Dec 2023

   My First REAL Heartbreak Happened via Email

   T breaks up with me 2 days before Valentine’s Day. If that’s not bad enough, he breaks up with me in a two sentence email.

4. 

   24 Nov 2023

   A Disposable Camera and a Missed Opportunity

   Is the last day of 7th grade complete without a photo opportunity and me uncontrollably bawling? Nope!

5. 

   13 Nov 2023

   He Likes His Girls Smart With a Phat A$$

   I’m in love…again. This time with M who likes smart girls with big a PHat a$$. He’s lucky I’m both. Will we end up together?

6. 

   4 Oct 2023

   My First Love Triangle 🥰

   I asked M to the 8th grade reception even though he has a girlfriend. And then I asked T if he’d be my backup if M says no.

7. 

   4 Oct 2023

   Party Like It’s 1999!

   It’s NYE 1999. Will the world end with all of the computers in the world crashing tonight??

8. 

   8 Aug 2023

   I Just Ruined Valentine’s Day

   Can I intercept the Valentine’s gram I sent to Maxx and stop myself from mass humiliation? Unlikely.

9. 

   8 Aug 2023

   Lindsey Got Cat Woman Pleather Pants For Her Birthday and I’m Jealous

   Lindsey’s 13th birthday party was SO FUN!!!

10. 

    26 Jul 2023

    My First Kiss

    I’m mad at T for flirting with his ex-girlfriend, Kelsey Plates and he kisses me.

11. 

    26 Jul 2023

    Mr. S read my private note out loud to the entire class

    My teacher reads one of my notes out loud to my class and the note is about my crush, Derek, who incidentally is in class with me.

12. 

    18 Jul 2023

    Cliff’s Unexpected Shortcoming

    Will Cliff and I fall in love at the skate deck on the night before my 13th birthday?

13. 

    18 Jul 2023

    My Brother is a Rat (Cliff’s Story Part 2)

    My mom is oddly chill with me giving Cliff my phone number

14. 

    12 Jul 2023

    Does Cliff Love Me or the Lord (Cliff's Story Part 1/3)

    My dad's girlfriend invited my latest crush (obsession) to church with our family and he said YES. Now my dad is PISSED!

15. 

    28 Jun 2023

    My Millennial Teenage Diary - I was dissed by a thin-lipped *sshole

    I used to have a crush on Chris Elms. But not anymore after he freaking dissed my zit, nails and crooked teeth!

16. 

    13 Jun 2023

    My Millennial Teenage Diary - Guess who just lost their first dance virginity

    In today's episode I am floating on a CLOUD because I just had my very first slow dance, which is a milestone in my journey towards adulthood.

17. 

    7 Jun 2023

    My Millennial Teenage Diary - I'm grounded for tweezing my eyebrows

    My mom keeps grounding me for tweezing my eyebrows! So unfair :( She needs to just get over it!

18. 

    6 Jun 2023

    My Millennial Teenage Diary - Podcast intro + BIZKET826

    An intro to what My Millennial Teenage Diary is all about. In this episode, I bravely enter a chatroom for the first time and meet BIZKET826.

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

6 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 20 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

28

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

32

Contact My Millennial Teenage Diary

Guest appearances

Books guests

Based on episode analysis; this does not confirm that the show is currently accepting guests.