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Nailing Jello to a Tree

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The Podcast Where We Try to Pin Down the Unpinable. If You Came for Structure, You’re in the Wrong Place. Welcome to Nailing Jello to a Tree—a podcast fueled by chaos, parenting mishaps, and the occasional diabolical prank. If you’ve ever looked at your child and thought, “I am absolutely winging this,” congratulations, you’re in the right place. Join me as I share hilarious, sometimes-questionable, always-entertaining stories from the frontlines of parenting, featuring moments of pure brilliance (read: survival) and decisions that may or may not send my kids to therapy.

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May 5, 2025

Foster the Chaos

<p></p><p>Welcome to your Monday mayhem survival kit. In this episode of Nailing Jello to a Tree, we talk about fostering dogs, emotional chaos, Biblical boundaries, and the sacred power of Bruce’s toe beans.</p><p>Things covered:</p><ul><li><p>The Monday meltdown that started with coffee and ended with crying</p></li><li><p>Bruce’s new modeling career (toe beans: $50 a pic, Venmo ready)</p></li><li><p>What it means to foster chaos instead of fix it</p></li><li><p>Why boundaries are holy, flipping tables is sacred, and the Resurrection was pure punk rock</p></li><li><p>A surprise visit from Cousin Dog™ (Bruce is not amused)</p></li></ul><p>This is the episode for anyone who’s juggling healing, hope, and laundry — and doing it all with feral grace.</p><p>You’re not broken. You’re resurrecting. Now hug a dog and hydrate.</p>

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April 28, 2025

Don't Make Me Flex

<p></p><p><strong>rom my spot, trying to survive extended cousin invasion…</strong></p><p>The <strong>cousin is STILL here.</strong><br><strong>DUDE.</strong><br><strong>Aunt Casey!! Come get your dog!!!</strong><br>He’s fine or whatever, but my sanity has limits.</p><p>Meanwhile, on the plus side—<strong>Mom may have taught me to wink.</strong><br>Yep. <strong>Full-on, intentional, lady-charming wink.</strong></p><p>And let me tell you…<br>I am <strong>using it to my advantage</strong>.<br>Full tilt, baby.<br>Little head tilt. Little wink. Boom. <strong>Smitten humans everywhere.</strong></p><p>Honestly? I’m unstoppable now.<br>I’m basically an emotional weapon of mass affection.</p><p>That is all. <strong>Carry on—and prepare your hearts, ladies.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>Don&#39;t make me flex. These chaos muscles are just getting warmed up.</p>

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March 7, 2025

A Lifetime of Button Mashing

<p></p><p>Some people collect trophies. Some people build businesses. Me? <strong>I have spent my life mastering the fine art of button mashing.</strong></p><p>From the <strong>arcade birthday parties where I ran a full-scale ticket empire</strong> to <strong>becoming a Call of Duty menace who made teenage boys rage-quit,</strong> gaming has been <strong>my longest-running commitment.</strong></p><p>In this episode, we’re covering:**<br>🎮 <strong>The scam that was arcade prizes (5,000 tickets for a plastic slinky? Seriously??)</strong><br>🎮 <strong>How Tetris trained me to fit $1,000 worth of groceries into a compact car.</strong><br>🎮 <strong>Why my Call of Duty skills were ahead of their time—and left grown men emotionally damaged.</strong><br>🎮 <strong>The moment I realized I was NOT the main character—my dog, my kids, and even my gaming consoles were ahead of me.</strong></p><p>If you&#39;ve ever spent just five more minutes gaming, if you&#39;ve ever felt the heartbreak of a lost save file, or if your pet gets more attention than your social media posts, <strong>this one’s for you.</strong></p><p>🎧 <strong>Listen now for the nostalgia, snark, and undeniable proof that gaming has been my longest, most committed relationship.</strong></p><p></p>

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What is Nailing Jello to a Tree?

The Podcast Where We Try to Pin Down the Unpinable. If You Came for Structure, You’re in the Wrong Place.

Welcome to Nailing Jello to a Tree—a podcast fueled by chaos, parenting mishaps, and the occasional diabolical prank. If you’ve ever looked at your child and thought, “I am absolutely winging this,” congratulations, you’re in the right place.

Join me as I share hilarious, sometimes-questionable, always-entertaining stories from the frontlines of parenting, featuring moments of pure brilliance (read: survival) and decisions that may or may not send my kids to therapy.

How often does this podcast release new episodes?

This podcast updates daily.

Where can I listen to this podcast?

This podcast is available on 4 platforms including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more. You can also use the RSS feed directly.

Does this podcast accept guests?

Yes, this podcast regularly features guests.

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