Neutrinowatch broadcasts daily from a series of parallel timelines which have 32% (± 7%) in common with our own reality.
Episodes are updated every day—stream or re-download each episode daily for a slightly modified user-experience.
[Neutrinowatch is a generative experimental fiction podcast created and coded by Martin Zaltz Austwick and Jeff Emtman. Thanks to James Coglan for technical advice. Art by Jeff Emtman; individual episode images created using Zoetrope 5.5]
Following the viral success of the “Best of The Manosphere”, we present a remixed version, inspired by György Ligeti’s “Poéme Symphonique for 100 Metronomes”. Credits: Remixed by Martin Austwick Original episode by Jeff Emtman Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/scl/fi/gyz6cn8by3njvmdf2ovul/Mantronome-Symphonique-Remix.txt?rlkey=8jwr6zigoa3vt7pwsfsnn5fcq&dl=0
21 Oct 2025
Best of the Manosphere [Almanac]
Want all the insights of the manosphere with none of the 3hr listening times? Then consider the Best of the Manosphere, where Wendy condenses the current wisdom from your favorite talking heads into short-form pithy paste that listeners can apply directly to their mental thyroid. Credits Made by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick -- Transcript
16 Oct 2025
Best of the Manosphere
Want all the insights of the manosphere with none of the 3hr listening times? Then consider the Best of the Manosphere, where Wendy condenses the current wisdom from your favorite talking heads into short-form pithy paste that listeners can apply directly to their mental thyroid. Credits Made by Jeff Emtman with help from Martin Austwick
16 May 2024
Going Round in Circles [Waves]
Around the planet
People go round in circles
Around the planet
Due to the unique way Neutrinowatch is created, you may need to consult the transcript (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/tbkqpsxeyx12ot1r3c624/Going-Round-in-Circles-Waves-_transcript.txt?rlkey=wxhmqofbxj0x94rjup4r1boju&dl=0) to see who appears today.
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Created by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/), with help from Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
Written and performed by:
Jenny Adamthwaite | Martin Austwick | Emily Candela | Vera Chok | Fil Corbett | Jeff Emtman | Camilla Hannah | Adriene Lilly | Hannah McGregor | Molly Naylor | Joanna Neary | Dave Pickering | Jess Shane | Emily Shaw | Lily Sloane | Ella Watts | Mike Williams |
Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter.
20 Nov 2023
Dear John [Exquisite Corpus]
Dear John [Exquisite Corpus]
Wendy has something to share, if only she could find the right words. A discombobulated beat poem might convey her emotions better than a straightforward letter.
[This is perhaps better enjoyed alongside its transcript, and a cooling beverage]
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Made by Martin Austwick with help from Jeff Emtman.
Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter.
Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/lw413tqm4pcnp325l5y9j/Dear-John-Exquisite-Corpus-_transcript.txt?rlkey=ynbfnfh7fn4kam6sal71vocu3&dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/lw413tqm4pcnp325l5y9j/Dear-John-Exquisite-Corpus-_transcript.txt?rlkey=ynbfnfh7fn4kam6sal71vocu3&dl=0)
31 Oct 2022
You can really get to know someone by leafing through their diary [Almanac]
Wendy does her best to understand her friend John Welles through the daily digital diary he’s been keeping.
This episode may best be enjoyed with its transcript (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ov3ggamee835tzt/You%20can%20really%20get%20to%20know%20someone%20by%20leafing%20through%20their%20diary%20%5BAlmanac%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0).
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Created by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/), with help from Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
With thanks to Tim McSmythurs, Dave Pickering and Lily Sloane.
Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter
Transcript available at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ov3ggamee835tzt/You%20can%20really%20get%20to%20know%20someone%20by%20leafing%20through%20their%20diary%20%5BAlmanac%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0 (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ov3ggamee835tzt/You%20can%20really%20get%20to%20know%20someone%20by%20leafing%20through%20their%20diary%20%5BAlmanac%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0)
12 Mar 2022
Gus by Gus - Musings and Magic [Cartomancy]
Alex and Rose are podcasters with a deep and unusual relationship to Gus Hommes’ music. Their podcast “Gus by Gus” explores the structure, politics, biography and spirituality of a different Gus Hommes song every day - for what might feel like an eternity.
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Created by Lily Sloane (https://www.lilymakessound.com) and Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/), with help from Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
With thanks to Sam Pay of @songbysongpod
Find us at neutrino.watch and @neutrinowatch on twitter
Transcript available at: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/y8bznxzb8h5lyn7/Gus%20by%20Gus%20-%20Musings%20and%20Magic%20%5BCartomancy%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/y8bznxzb8h5lyn7/Gus%20by%20Gus%20-%20Musings%20and%20Magic%20%5BCartomancy%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0)
7 Feb 2022
Gluteal Strategies [Exquisite Corpus]
Gluteal strategies serves up a creative kick every day to get you unstuck from that jam you’re in.
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Made by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/) and Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
Find us at neutrino.watch (https://dashboard.justcast.com/neutrino.watch) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter.
Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6hs1lpwvsuauzzm/Gluteal%20Strategies%20%5BExquisite%20Corpus%5D.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6hs1lpwvsuauzzm/Gluteal%20Strategies%20%5BExquisite%20Corpus%5D.txt?dl=0)
24 Jun 2021
The Zookeeper, the Bartender, and the Seafarer [Waves]
Waves move through this story, somewhat governed by the gravitational action of the moon. That means at certain times of the month, some parts are going to be submerged, unfortunately. That’s just what happens when you write a piece involving the sea. I can’t stand around shouting at it like a podcaster version of Canute. It won’t make any difference.
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Created by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/) with help from Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
With thanks to Lily Sloane and Ross Sutherland.
Find us at neutrino.watch (http://neutrino.watch/) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter.
Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/e0tcfwd38gb12lw/The%20Zookeeper%2C%20the%20Bartender%2C%20and%20the%20Seafarer%20%5BWaves%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/e0tcfwd38gb12lw/The%20Zookeeper%2C%20the%20Bartender%2C%20and%20the%20Seafarer%20%5BWaves%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0)
6 Jun 2021
The Daily Blast [Almanac]
Wendy and her friend have a daily conference call to share the news. It’s always better to hear bad news from a friendly source.
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Created by Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/) with help from Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/)
Find us at neutrino.watch (http://neutrino.watch/) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter
Transcript at: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/95lka75i3asdjk9/The%20Daily%20Blast%20%5BAlmanac%5D.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/95lka75i3asdjk9/The%20Daily%20Blast%20%5BAlmanac%5D.txt?dl=0)
5 Jun 2021
The World Outside My Window [Song a Day]
It’s a song called The World Outside My Window. Every day the words and music are slightly different from the day before.
It contains a Garden of Branching Lyrical Paths - but somehow we always get back to the same place. Sometimes we have to go through a probabilistic journey inspired by Quantum Computing to find our way home.
(There are over a million possible variations of this song. Which one did you get?)
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Created by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/) with help from Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
Find us at neutrino.watch (http://neutrino.watch/) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter.
Episode transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t66ju5iiju4fjyz/The%20World%20Outside%20My%20Window%20%5BSong%20a%20Day%5D.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t66ju5iiju4fjyz/The%20World%20Outside%20My%20Window%20%5BSong%20a%20Day%5D.txt?dl=0)
4 Jun 2021
Wendy, Watch The Stars [Almanac]
Welcome to Skyjazz! Each night, Wendy and John broadcast live from a stadium in a different city of the world to tell you all about the stars and planets you can see above your heads - and, as ever, we start the show with a listener question!
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Created by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/) based on an original idea by Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/).
With thanks to Lily Sloane.
Find us at neutrino.watch (http://neutrino.watch/) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter.
Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/1t7sp7curijn2ep/Wendy%2C%20Watch%20The%20Stars%20%5BAlmanac%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/1t7sp7curijn2ep/Wendy%2C%20Watch%20The%20Stars%20%5BAlmanac%5D_transcript.txt?dl=0)
3 Jun 2021
Gus Hommes Has Creative Differences [Song a Day]
An acquaintance from John’s wild years reaches out to share demos of his new concept album.
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Created by Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/) with help from Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/).
Find us at neutrino.watch (http://neutrino.watch/) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter.
Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/mtv87greg3hrbx6/Gus%20Hommes%20Has%20Creative%20Differences%20%5BSong%20a%20Day%5D.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/mtv87greg3hrbx6/Gus%20Hommes%20Has%20Creative%20Differences%20%5BSong%20a%20Day%5D.txt?dl=0)
2 Jun 2021
The Most Popular Podcast In The Universe, Tomorrow [Almanac]
Physicist John Welles shares his latest neutrino detection research news in this daily podcast.
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Made by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/) with help from Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/)
Find us at neutrino.watch (neutrino.watch) and @neutrinowatch (http://twitter.com/neutrinowatch) on twitter.
Episode Transcript: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/b3p4jnphifk41s9/The%20Most%20Popular%20Podcast%20In%20The%20Universe%2C%20Tomorrow%20%5BAlmanac%5D.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/b3p4jnphifk41s9/The%20Most%20Popular%20Podcast%20In%20The%20Universe%2C%20Tomorrow%20%5BAlmanac%5D.txt?dl=0)
1 Jun 2021
This is Neutrinowatch
How Neutrinowatch works, and how to operate it safely.
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Made by Martin Austwick (http://martinzaltzaustwick.com/) and Jeff Emtman (http://jeffemtman.com/) with voice acting by Ishbel MacFarlane. (https://ishbelmcfarlane.wordpress.com/)
Episode Transcript:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/80vb00mj0jmeoih/This%20Is%20Neutrinowatch.txt?dl=0 (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/80vb00mj0jmeoih/This%20Is%20Neutrinowatch.txt?dl=0)
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Apple Podcasts (US)
4.7 / 5
26 ratings
Spotify
4.1 / 5
9 ratings
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