Welcome to Never Date a Therapist! A new podcast featuring unfiltered conversations from an unfiltered couple. Melissa is a Licensed Marriage & Family Therapist, and Garrett....isn't. Together they discuss anything and everything regarding relationships, parenthood, and surviving the craziness of modern culture - and the craziness of dating a therapist. Join us as we dig into the dirty glue of what holds a relationship together.
Have a question you'd like answered by a therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com. Talk to you soon!
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Let's talk about farts, baby! This scholarly and esoteric episode is all about our favorite little biological trumpets. Garrett & Melissa spare no details on all their thoughts about fart etiquette & comfortability with your partner, public gas espionage, and how to navigate a modern romance when neither partner likes to hold it in. Garrett is surprised to learn there are long tenured couples who've never passed gas in front of each other, talks about why no one should never hold in a fart, and shares his practically scientific theory about hot wind passing. Melissa dishes on covert farting at the store, questions why "bless you" only applies to sneezing, and ponders if powerful farts are capable of causing bodily harm. Get out your notepads for this crash course and prepare to be enlightened on episode 7 of Never Date a Therapist!
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20 Mar 2024
At the End of the Day, it's Still a Woman
We're back! After a little sick break, Garrett and Melissa are back on the mics with episode 6. In this episode, they discuss what it's actually like dating a therapist and how Melissa's therapy career has had an effect on their relationship. The two discuss how professional and personal lives can influence each other, beginning a relationship at the start of COVID, and the importance of utilizing "skills" when in a disagreement with your partner. Garrett teaches Melissa what a bowstaff is, investigates who invented Karate, and explains the origin of the term "meme." They also discuss the effect doomscrolling is having on Gen Z, the potential banning of TikTok, and how adolescent self-harm is correlated with the rise of social media. All of this and more, on episode 6 of Never Date a Therapist!
Have a question you'd like to ask a Therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com
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5 Mar 2024
You're Not Supposed to Laugh at That
When does a joke go too far? In episode 5, Garrett discusses how dark humor has helped him take back power over difficult events in his life, and how comedians like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis are able to expertly craft jokes around uncomfortable topics. The couple address Kathy Griffin's Donald Trump publicity stunt, the difference between a dark joke and a shock statement, and why nobody can tell another person what they can't laugh at. Garrett recalls his first trip to the ER and his terrible experience with an inappropriate fire medic, and Melissa explores how Garrett edits his thoughts before speaking. The two discuss humanity's morality instinct, cancel culture, the importance of learning to be gracious with yourself and others, and how to take control of your thoughts. All of this and more, on episode 5 of Never Date a Therapist!
Have a question you'd like to ask a Therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com
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27 Feb 2024
Therapize This: Stress Response & Panic Attacks
Welcome to our first "Therapize This" episode, which will feature content focused on emotional wellness along with silly goosery. In this episode, Garrett & Melissa start out very raw - in the middle of an emotional disagreement. The couple talk out their frustrations of setting up this podcast in the moment, handling stressful situations while dealing with your inner bully, coping skills, and ways to separate yourself from your thoughts during overwhelming situations. The couple both discuss their experiences with panic attacks, how one's fears can be physically manifested, and share their personal ways of dealing with panic attacks when they arise. Garrett shares his experience with synthetic cannabis and how certain substances can trigger anxiety in users. All of this and more, on Never Date a Therapist!
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20 Feb 2024
Don't F***ing Shush Me!
Release the pet peeves! In this episode, Garrett & Melissa reveal several of their pet peeves with each other, digging into everything from household cleanliness to hygiene habits. Garrett tries to defend himself against Melissa's peeves via courtroom-style self defense, and the couple discuss how to manage the daily annoyances that occur when living with your partner. Garrett addresses feminine sneezing, accuses Melissa of lumberjack burping, and explains why shushing one's partner might be the single greatest act of disrespect in coupledom. All of this and more, in episode 3 of Never Date a Therapist!
Have a question you'd like to ask a therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com.
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12 Feb 2024
Race Wars! Dating Another Culture
In episode 2, Garrett & Melissa discuss the joys and challenges of coexisting with a partner from another race or culture. Together, they tackle differences in holiday celebrations, child raising, expectations of respect, and how white families are depicted on TV. Garrett quizzes Melissa on America's history of interracial marriage bans, shares the story of getting his first armpit air, city culture shock, and delves into how melting pot societies and families form unique bonds. Melissa warns about the dangers of sockless toddlers, holding onto your roots, and the challenges of passing on one's heritage to their children in today's society. All this and more, in episode 2 of Never Date a Therapist!
Got a question you want answered by a therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com.
Have a question you'd like to ask a Therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com
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3 Feb 2024
1. Love & Beer Goggles
It's our pilot episode!
Garrett & Melissa recap the night they met and discuss the fears and challenges that come with meeting someone new. The pair explore beer goggles, fear of rejection, knowing when you're comfortable with someone, dating sites, hookup shame, and try to figure out what #hotgirlsummer means. Garrett tells a story about hooking up with someone he wasn't attracted to, and dishes on why he felt so comfortable with Melissa the night they met. Check out all of this and more on Episode 1 of Never Date a Therapist!
Have a question you'd like answered by a therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com
Have a question you'd like to ask a Therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com
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1 Feb 2024
Welcome to Never Date a Therapist
Welcome to Never Date a Therapist! A new podcast featuring unfiltered conversations with an unfiltered couple. Melissa is a Licensed Marriage & Family Therapist, and Garrett....isn't. Together they discuss anything and everything regarding relationships, parenthood, and surviving the craziness of modern culture - and the craziness of dating a therapist. Join us as we dig into the dirty glue of what holds a relationship together.
P.S. It should be noted that this is NOT a therapy podcast. You've been warned...
Have a question you'd like answered by a therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com. Talk to you soon!
Have a question you'd like to ask a Therapist (or the other guy)? Email the show at NDATpod@gmail.com
IG: @neverdateatherapist (https://www.instagram.com/neverdateatherapist/)
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