Meet Max and Christina, two 40 something divorced single parents. Join them in a weekly podcast sharing crazy dating stories, dating and relationship advice, and many hilarious tangents as the pair navigate a second chance at love.
If you think getting ready for a date is just throwing on what’s clean, think again. Christina and Maxx dive deep into the surprisingly complex ritual of female prep, from hair masks to waxing and everything in between. Men, prepare to be enlightened (and maybe a little impressed) by just how much thought and effort goes into making a good impression—especially when the stakes are high. But it’s not all beauty salons and smart clothes; they also get brutally honest about the realities of bodily functions, hygiene boundaries, and the unspoken rules of comfort in relationships. Curious whether your partner notices your grooming efforts or if a simple fart can break the seal? They spill the tea on what’s really happening behind closed doors—and the bizarre lengths women go to preserve their sexy.
This episode is perfect for anyone tired of surface-level conversations about dating and ready for honest, hilarious insights into what really goes into making relationships work. Whether you’re single, dating, or just curious about your partner’s secret routines, you’ll walk away with a new appreciation for the effort behind that “nothing to see here” face. And stay tuned for an upcoming episode with licensed family therapist Bridget, where we’ll unpack all questions about sex, intimacy, and mental health—because everyone deserves to feel confident, connected, and real in love. Join Christina and Maxx as they peel back the curtain on dating and relationships.
30 Apr 2026
Ep 67: Beef
Christina's got beef. As in a new beefy dog named Roman...but also beef with Stephen A Smith and his take on the Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson breakup. Listen to Max and Christina debate over the controversy, answer some viewer questions, and discuss relationships in pop culture including an update on the Mike Vrabel and Dianne Russini scandal and some exciting news about Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz.
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16 Apr 2026
Ep 66: The First Heartbreak After Divorce
Max and Christina return with some life updates, including some very sad news about their beloved dog, Oreo.
The couple then dives into topics including the scandal between sports reporter, Dianna Russini, and New England Patriots head coach, Mike Vrabel. They also discuss a post from the instagram account Awaken with Allison that explores why you are so devasted after that first break up post-divorce. They close out the show with a conversation about people who are still close to their exes and how uncomfortable that can be for a new partner.
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