Vez, Toaster and Thiccbleach against the world. Listen while we ramble on about stuff we don’t know until we give up. With episodes around 30 minutes and a new episode each week, it is a competition to see who gets bored first, you or us. Attention: No Ducks is not what it says on the tin, we do not hate ducks. Thank you :) more info on our website https://noducksegtv.wixsite.com/noducks-1
food, exams, superpowers, cats, what more do you want? merry winter, happy No Ducks third anniversary, and congrats on making it to the New Year! - thiccbleach (this episode was recorded 15/10/21 so is a little outdated)
25 Dec 2022
Too Many References
Hey, time to celebrate the second anniversary of No Ducks! This was recorded 04/07/21 so this is very outdated and references to summer are made. As well as many Star Wars references, a confusing reference to My Fair Lady and even a reference to the live-action Scooby Doo. Happy No Ducks anniversary, merry winter and a happy new year! - thiccbleach
25 Dec 2021
Clearly Unscripted
In short, we are stupid. —— also this was recorded in June… yeah I know. We are so sorry it took months to upload again. Also why upload on Christmas? Well, dear listener, it is the one year anniversary of the launch of our website and first episode. If you would like to listen to our first episode it can either be listened to on youtube No Ducks “Our First Episode” https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCuhCiHAUq29JrJdoYbSU5OQ or on our website https://noducksegtv.wixsite.com/noducks-1/podcast-episodes THANK YOU!!
3 Jun 2021
Everything is Fine
We are back and more hypothetical than ever! After the first few conversations about how short Thiccbleach’s attention span is and how Vez hates touching food, Toaster finds his voice and... forces Thiccbleach and Vez on the titanic because he’ll shoot them if they don’t comply?! Hypothetically, of course. Then he traps them in a room with Micheal Jackson and Thiccbleach kills herself?! Hypothetically, of course. Then Toaster gets so mad he forgets frustration is a form of anger?! No that t’wasn’t hypothetically, that actually happened. Anyway, enjoy us being back! Also, ignore how weirdly Thiccbleach says “weird”. :)
2 Apr 2021
Bad Parenting
Confusion, giggle fits, singing, silences, needs to cry, and a dramatic argument to end it all. An episode disrupted by technical difficulties and lies that will leave you questioning how high we were while recording this. Well, with my boots on about 5’10”. Happy April Fool’s Day :)
1 Apr 2021
stolen confusion
Two recordings, Vez is possessed, Thiccbleach is tired, Toaster is virtually not here, the afterlife is scary, Tinkie Winkie is gay, and we are No Ducks.
17 Mar 2021
unique stupidity
What is happening in this episode? Cannibalism? Not quite. Thiccbleach failing to be funny? Always. Toaster taking a nap? No. The Voices exercise knowledge of cars? Definitely not. Knowledge of kitchen utensils? Strangely yes. Boots with the fur? Almost. Vez confesses to being a demon that has power to write in their sleep (well we call it writing but no one can decipher the scribbles)? Yes. Hotel? Trivago.
11 Mar 2021
Dumb Questions
Toaster makes a surprise appearance, while Vez and Thiccbleach can’t stop laughing. An episode, that has been flipped on its head because of a failed recording, actually sounds alright tbf. Might not have been as good if Vez didn’t have sleepless nights and write down random questions. Everyone say thank you Vez for always thinking about our podcast.
4 Mar 2021
16 Personalities
lies, Lies, contradictions, and LIESSSSS (and jokes - thx Toaster.) 40 minutes of Thiccbleach getting stressed and struggling to read, while Vez discovers his socks are sparkly. Toaster disagrees with his results, Thiccbleach parties over hers and Vez... well he just admires all the pretty colours... 16 personalities and 3 No Ducks Voices, what could go wrong?
2 Mar 2021
Snakes and Slides
After another boring discussion about height, after a previous conversation about water slides, The Voices confess their crimes. Apart from going against the law, what are you doing after lockdown?
24 Feb 2021
The Conversation
A regular conversation between the No Ducks voices. Marvel, Which Character Are You, Nightmares, Weddings, and Funerals all feature in this episode.
11 Feb 2021
Blood, Sweat, and Mess
After missing a week No Ducks are a mess. They go through reality, fighting the google lady, and realising everyone is much taller than they should be. Eventually, they end up trying to improve their memory. Wow, that sounds a lot cooler than it is.
28 Jan 2021
bad jokes, redos and bracelets
Trying to continue last weeks topic with Marvel vs Star Wars doesn’t work well thanks to our bias. While thiccbleach battles with a bracelet, everyone agrees to reshoot. Unfortunately, that goes worse but with better topics (What Would You Do If We Had A Purge? and What Would You Do In The Hunger Games?). With appearances from the google lady to help explain our situation. Toaster also thinks he’s a lot funnier than he actually is. Leading to Vez laughing and thiccbleach in pain. :)
22 Jan 2021
What is Disney? - Bias Opinions - Disney vs Pixar
Off-topic, on tangent and on a new platform. Vez, Toaster and Thiccbleach take a random question and talk for half an hour. This time we were lead to Disney vs Pixar. Apparently, we have no clue about what Disney owns.
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