A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.
No One Cares About
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A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.
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Publishing Since
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Recent Episodes
March 16, 2026
Your Unwanted Players
<p>The offseason has officially begun, and that means one thing: players getting paid, teams making questionable decisions, and fantasy managers trying to figure out what it all means. In Your Unwanted Players, the crew breaks down the chaos of NFL free agency, diving into the biggest roster moves, surprise trades, and contract negotiations that are already reshaping the league heading into next season.</p><p>The conversation starts with a look at the rapidly evolving economics of the NFL, including the massive growth of the salary cap from 2022 through 2026 and how that financial expansion is changing the way teams build their rosters. With more money flowing through the league, franchises are making aggressive moves—some smart, some confusing—to secure talent and stay competitive.</p><p>From there, the crew analyzes the most impactful free agency developments and what they mean both on the field and in fantasy football. The guys discuss Geno Smith’s surprising return to the Jets, the complicated franchise tag situation surrounding Breece Hall, and how the Pittsburgh running back room might shake out. They also break down the Dolphins’ draft strategy, the Eagles’ internal tension and possible trade scenarios, and why some teams—like the Broncos—are keeping a suspiciously quiet offseason.</p><p>Throughout the episode, the discussion highlights how contracts, franchise tags, and player movement can dramatically change team strategy and fantasy outlooks. Which big signings actually move the needle? Which players might hold out? And which “unwanted players” could end up becoming major fantasy steals?</p><p>Packed with offseason insights, contract talk, and early fantasy implications, this episode is your guide to navigating the NFL’s most unpredictable time of year—when roster moves today can shape championships tomorrow.</p>
February 28, 2026
Your Super Snooze
<p>The confetti has fallen… and apparently so did the energy. In Your Super Snooze, the crew recaps a Super Bowl that didn’t exactly live up to the hype—breaking down what went right, what went wrong, and why some games feel bigger on paper than they do in reality.</p><p>Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy revisit the biggest moments of the night. From halftime show reactions to commercial breakdowns, the team debate what actually delivered and what felt overhyped. They recap their bet results, and see where things either cashed beautifully or went completely sideways.</p><p>The conversation dives into team performances, including reflections on the Seahawks and Patriots, and how expectations didn’t always match the outcome. They analyze how betting insights shaped their predictions, how past performances can mislead future wagers, and why the Super Bowl remains its own unpredictable ecosystem. Crispy’s surprise at the final result says it all—sometimes the biggest game of the year still leaves you staring at the screen asking, “What day is it?”</p><p>Beyond the game itself, the episode shifts toward the future. Coaching changes across the NFL signal a new era, and the hosts explore how those moves could reshape the league heading into next season. With offseason content already in the works, they tease deeper dives into roster moves, betting strategies, and player analysis to keep the momentum rolling.</p><p>It may have been a Snooze Bowl on the field, but the takes are wide awake.</p>
February 6, 2026
Your Cursed Bowl
<p><strong>No One Cares About 420: Your Cursed Bowl</strong></p><p>It’s Super Bowl week, which means logic is out the window and superstition is running the show. In this milestone episode, the crew dives headfirst into everything that makes the Super Bowl the most chaotic, overanalyzed, and culturally unhinged sporting event of the year. From cursed teams and historical oddities to wildly specific prop bets, the conversation blends football knowledge with the kind of gambling brain that only shows up on the biggest stage.</p><p>The hosts break down the game itself with predictions, betting strategies, and strong opinions on how the matchup could unfold, including MVP favorites, scoring outcomes, and the ever-elusive safety bet. They dig into prop bets that range from the semi-reasonable to completely absurd—national anthem length, coin toss logic, first score, punting totals, and of course the sacred Gatorade color. Along the way, they explore how understanding odds (and personal bias) can make or break your Super Bowl bankroll.</p><p>Beyond the game, the episode leans hard into the full Super Bowl experience. Halftime show expectations, rumored guest appearances, wardrobe bets, and celebrity curses all get their moment, along with why commercials still matter and how viewership trends continue to climb regardless of who’s playing. The guys debate whether fans actually care about the game outcome once the halftime show hits, and why superstition still feels just as powerful as analytics on this stage.</p><p>Packed with banter, callbacks, and ridiculous hypotheticals, Your Cursed Bowl captures the energy of Super Bowl Sunday perfectly—where everyone has a system, no one agrees, and somehow it all feels destined. Whether you’re betting the under on the anthem, riding a cursed narrative, or just here for the chaos, this episode is your complete guide to the most unserious serious football game of the year. </p>
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