No One Cares About

About No One Cares About

A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.

Publisher

No One Cares About

Category

sports

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

2 Sept 2022

Latest episode

24 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

101 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   24 Oct 2026

   Your Medical Team

   The conversation delves into the significant injuries affecting NFL teams, the implications of coaching decisions, and surprising game outcomes from week six. Additionally, the hosts discuss fantasy football challenges and upcoming matchups, providing insights into player performances and predictions. The conversation delves into upcoming NFL matchups, player injuries, and strategies for fantasy football. The hosts engage in a game segment to decide which players to keep or cut, while also discussing the impact of injuries on team performance. The conversation delves into player injuries, their impact on team performance, and strategies for fantasy football. The hosts discuss various matchups, predictions, and insights into team dynamics as they prepare for upcoming games. The conversation covers various NFL matchups, focusing on team performances, player injuries, and predictions for upcoming games. The hosts engage in lively banter while analyzing the implications of each game on the season. Takeaways Injuries dominate NFL discussions Coaching decisions impact team performance Fantasy football strategies discussed Injury impacts on player performance Injury impacts team performance Fantasy football strategies discussed Dolphins' potential for victory Impact of injuries on team performance Chapters 00:00 Injury Roundup: Week Six Highlights 02:59 Coaching Decisions and Medical Staff Accountability 05:56 Surprising Game Outcomes and Team Performances 09:01 Fantasy Football Struggles and Player Updates 11:56 Upcoming Matchups and Predictions 22:52 Injuries and Player Availability 24:41 Keep or Cut Game Segment 35:47 Defensive Dossier and Fantasy Villains 42:26 Injury Updates and Player Performance 45:30 Fantasy Football Insights 46:55 Team Dynamics and Predictions 49:06 Game Picks and Analysis 52:38 Matchup Predictions 57:31 Team Rivalries and Player Evaluations 01:00:30 Coaching Strategies and Team Management 01:03:46 Dolphins vs. Jets Showdown 01:06:12 Browns vs. Titans Analysis 01:07:57 Broncos' Get Right Game 01:10:00 Packers vs. Lions Rivalry 01:11:54 Rams vs. Raiders Predictions 01:13:25 Chiefs vs. Seahawks Preview 01:15:03 Cowboys vs. Eagles Showdown 01:18:10 In Memoriam: Mike Ditka

2. 

   16 Oct 2026

   Your Centennial Episode

   The NOCA pod crew marks a major milestone with a full-throttle celebration, a brutal week in fantasy football, and the kind of trash talk, inside jokes, and bad bets that only get better after a hundred episodes.Commish Jhonny, Co-Host Crispy, PrOmar, and Ruben all bring something different to the table here: Omar stays locked in on the football takes and delivers the heat, Jhonny keeps the conversation moving with sharp analysis and the weekly defensive dossier, Crispy brings the chaos, the reactions, and the emotional honesty, and Ruben shows up with betting picks, fantasy fallout, and the kind of record that proves the pod is not exactly kind to gamblers. The episode kicks off with the gang celebrating reaching 100 episodes, complete with sound effects, logo talk, and a lot of laughing at how far the show has come. But it quickly turns into a real football conversation, with week 5 reactions, fantasy heartbreak, and a heated breakdown of the Chargers, Jaguars, Chiefs, Bills, Ravens, and the rest of the league's moving parts. You'll discover: Why the Eagles-Jaguars ending had everyone arguing about clock management, kickoff decisions, and special teams Why Justin Herbert's situation keeps getting worse and why the Chargers feel one injury away from total collapse Whether Drake May is actually breaking out or just fooling everybody again How Josh Allen survived a bizarre game with only 12 completions and still rescued fantasy managers Which players, defenses, and matchups matter most heading into week 6 Ruben's betting segment adds another layer of fun, with confidence picks, teaser logic, and a few very real reminders about how often this podcast has ruined a wager. The crew also runs through the week 6 slate game by game, arguing over cats, birds, quarterbacks, and the continuing mystery of which teams are actually good. This one is equal parts celebration, football analysis, fantasy advice, and unfiltered friend-group energy. Perfect for NFL fans, fantasy managers, and anyone who likes their sports talk with personality, receipts, and just enough chaos to keep it interesting.

3. 

   9 Oct 2026

   Your Big Fat Greek Backup

   The NFL season is turning into a wrecking ball of injuries, backup quarterbacks, and fantasy chaos, and this week’s preview pod catches it all before kickoff. From the first Greek starting QB in the league to the Eagles, Chargers, and Ravens all getting dragged by the injury report, this episode is your roadmap to the games that will swing Week 5. Crispy, Omar, and Jhonny break down the matchups that actually matter, including Jags-Eagles in London, a wildly messy NFC East, and whether the undefeated streaks for the Niners and Vikings can survive another week. They also dig into the biggest fantasy and betting angles, from top PPR performers like Drake May, Kyren Williams, Tetairoa McMillan, and Nico Collins to the matchups that could decide your lineup before Sunday even starts.You'll hear sharp takes on Justin Herbert's rough start, why the Chargers may be headed for another loss, how the Panthers and Bears are quietly shaping the fantasy landscape, and why so many star players like Saquon Barkley, Jamar Chase, T. Higgins, Lamar Jackson, and Tank Bigsby are suddenly in question. The crew also reacts to the absurdity of backup QBs, surprise breakout weeks, and the kind of football logic that only makes sense when you're living inside a fantasy league.We break down every Week 5 pick, from survivor locks and teaser legs to the games most likely to go sideways in a hurry. If you want the smartest, funniest, and most chaotic way to get ready for the slate, this episode delivers the full picture without wasting a second.Perfect for fantasy managers, bettors, and anyone who wants the Week 5 storylines before the rest of the league catches up.

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

5 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

6 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 46 / 100

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Quality

65

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

71

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