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No Return: Mageslayers!

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by Kier Zhou

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<p><a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Get in touch</a></p><br><p>Part of the No Return Audio Drama: https://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/share</p><br><p>This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about&nbsp;what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!</p><br><p>This strange and mysterious realm teeters</p><p>ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke&nbsp;to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of&nbsp;peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a&nbsp;fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their&nbsp;respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.</p><br><p>This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!&nbsp;For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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October 21, 2025

Can We Get On With This Please?!

<p><a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Send us a text</a></p><br><p>The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.</p><br><p>Seilbh-&nbsp;<strong>Krissi Williams</strong></p><p>Nikhol Ashorn-&nbsp;<strong>Cameron Gergett</strong></p><p>Phaetra Coi-&nbsp;<strong>Danielle Thuen</strong></p><p>Nanda Nall-&nbsp;<strong>Justin Fife</strong></p><p>Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle-&nbsp;<strong>Dylan Smith</strong></p><p>Cinnte Micheart-&nbsp;<strong>Gemma Maclean-Mair</strong></p><p>Shain Sotalach-&nbsp;<strong>Adam Robinson&nbsp;</strong></p><p>Addison De Ara-&nbsp;<strong>Laura Duncan</strong></p><p>Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran-&nbsp;<strong>Kier Zhou</strong></p><p>Biksune Ree-&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Taylor Michaels</strong></p><p>Rebel Freeman-&nbsp;<strong>Alan Katsuro</strong></p><p><a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support the show</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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September 13, 2025

A Side Quest?!

<p><a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Send us a text</a></p><p>Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the arc but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script.</p><p>Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit-&nbsp;<strong>Tyler Moody</strong></p><p>Seilbh-&nbsp;<strong>Krissi Williams</strong></p><p>Nikhol Ashorn-&nbsp;<strong>Cameron Gergett</strong></p><p>Phaetra Coi-&nbsp;<strong>Danielle Thuen</strong></p><p>Nanda Nall-&nbsp;<strong>Justin Fife</strong></p><p>Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle-&nbsp;<strong>Dylan Smith</strong></p><p>Chancellor-&nbsp;<strong>Kat McQueen</strong></p><p>Cinnte Micheart-&nbsp;<strong>Gemma Maclean-Mair</strong></p><p>Shain Sotalach-&nbsp;<strong>Adam Robinson&nbsp;</strong></p><p>Addison De Ara-&nbsp;<strong>Laura Duncan</strong></p><p>High Seer-&nbsp;<strong>Jen de Haan</strong></p><p>Warden of the Household-&nbsp;<strong>AJ Fidalgo</strong></p><p>Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran-&nbsp;<strong>Kier Zhou</strong></p><p>Biksune Ree-&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Taylor Michaels</strong></p><p>Gorluk The Inspired-&nbsp;<strong>Graham Capobianco</strong></p><p><a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support the show</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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August 19, 2025

WELCOME TO THE REACH BATTLE ARENA!!!!

<p><br></p><br><p><a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Send us a text</a></p><p>While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup.</p><p>Seilbh-&nbsp;<strong>Krissi Williams</strong></p><p>Nikhol Ashorn-&nbsp;<strong>Cameron Gergett</strong></p><p>Phaetra Coi-&nbsp;<strong>Danielle Thuen</strong></p><p>Nanda Nall-&nbsp;<strong>Justin Fife</strong></p><p>Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle-&nbsp;<strong>Dylan Smith</strong></p><p>Chancellor-&nbsp;<strong>Kat McQueen</strong></p><p>Cinnte Micheart-&nbsp;<strong>Gemma Maclean-Mair</strong></p><p>Shain Sotalach-&nbsp;<strong>Adam Robinson&nbsp;</strong></p><p>Addison De Ara-&nbsp;<strong>Laura Duncan</strong></p><p>High Seer-&nbsp;<strong>Jen de Haan</strong></p><p>Grommuk-&nbsp;<strong>Girunduu</strong></p><p>Snargle-&nbsp;<strong>Madeleine Buttitta</strong></p><p>TURBOMURDERBUTCHER-&nbsp;<strong>Girunduu</strong></p><p>Warden of the Household-&nbsp;<strong>AJ Fidalgo</strong></p><p>Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran-&nbsp;<strong>Kier Zhou</strong></p><p>Biksune Ree-&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Taylor Michaels</strong></p><p>Magedad-&nbsp;<strong>Jim Tuohy</strong></p><p><a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support the show</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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<p><a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Get in touch</a></p><br><p>Part of the No Return Audio Drama: https://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/share</p><br><p>This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about&nbsp;what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!</p><br><p>This strange and mysterious realm teeters</p><p>ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke&nbsp;to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of&nbsp;peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a&nbsp;fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their&nbsp;respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.</p><br><p>This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!&nbsp;For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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