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This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!
This strange and mysterious realm teeters
ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.
This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!
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The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro
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13 Sept 2025
A Side Quest?!
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Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the arc but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script.
Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit- Tyler Moody
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith
Chancellor- Kat McQueen
Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan
High Seer- Jen de Haan
Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco
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19 Aug 2025
WELCOME TO THE REACH BATTLE ARENA!!!!
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While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup.
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith
Chancellor- Kat McQueen
Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan
High Seer- Jen de Haan
Grommuk- Girunduu
Snargle- Madeleine Buttitta
TURBOMURDERBUTCHER- Girunduu
Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Magedad- Jim Tuohy
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7 Jul 2024
Who Sh*t In Your Büno?!
Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco
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3 Jun 2024
It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Librarian- Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Sister Jiaomei- Lyssa Jay
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3 Jun 2024
Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
The story continues!
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Mr Grass - Robb Clark
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker- Girunduu
Keith- Kier Zhou
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3 Jun 2024
This Time, It's Me!
This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Captain Competent- Kier Zhou
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Preacher- Graham Capobianco
Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy
Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker- Girunduu
Keith- Kier Zhou
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