Host and stand up comedian, Elisa Litke, invites a new comedian every episode to discuss silly questions. We may get through 1 question or 17 questions, doesn't matter because there are no wrong answers!
The Rubber Duck Investigation - Ep 29 w/ Jacob Rattner
Episode 29 of No Wrong Answers takes us down one of the most important rabbit holes in human history: rubber ducks. 🦆 We try to figure out how many are sold, how they were invented, and what the world is even doing with all of them. Jacob somehow nails the answer while Elisa may or may not have misunderstood the question entirely.
We also debate which fictional characters would be the absolute WORST to get trapped in an elevator with, from horror movie villains to Cam from Modern Family, Michael Scott, Sheldon Cooper, and even Stuart Little. Naturally, Stuart Little raises some VERY important questions about the logistics of his entire universe.
We also discuss:
🦆 The worldwide rubber duck economy
🧠 Jacob's suspiciously accurate guessing abilities
🪅 The deeply questionable origins of the piñata
🐒 Where monkeys live (the monkey forest...)
🤐 Which animals can and absolutely cannot keep a secret
🐬 Why dolphins might be better at keeping secrets than your dog
😂 Jacob's terrible puns and Elisa's increasingly limited patience
Be a part of the conversation:
👇 Which fictional character would YOU least want to be trapped in an elevator with?
📺 New episodes every other Monday!
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Elisa – @the_littest_of_keys
Jacob – @jacobrattnercomedy
Bea – @bea_line101
No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod
28 Sept 2026
48 Farts is NOT Normal - Ep 28 w/ Jonathan Galeano
Episode 28 of No Wrong Answers gets very heated very quickly. 😂 We debate who should narrate our lives, dramatically underestimate how much people blink, and discover that apparently some people are farting WAY more than others.
We also put 8 fast food restaurants into a bracket tournament to determine the ultimate fast food champion. It's kind of embarrassing who won...
We also discuss:
💨 The insane amount that boys fart
👀 Blinking math
🎙️ Jennifer Coolidge vs. Bob Ross as life narrators
🧠 The Tony Robbins/Tim Robbins/Tim Robinson confusion
🍕 Jonathan's passionate defense of Papa Johns
⚖️ The completely unbiased and definitely not-rigged tournament criteria
🔥 How quickly a friendly debate can become deeply personal
😂 And approximately 76 minutes of us refusing to agree on anything
Be a part of the conversation:
👇 Who would YOU want to narrate your life?
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Elisa – @the_littest_of_keys
Jonathan – @bonbonathan
Rafa – @rafathecomedian
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14 Sept 2026
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Ep 27 w/ Claire Jolliffe
Episode 27 is officially our one-year anniversary of No Wrong Answers! 🎉 And what better way to celebrate than by bringing back our very first-ever guest, Claire! After a short hiatus, we’re back with the only returning guest in No Wrong Answers history—and naturally, things get unhinged very quickly.
We discuss what places we’d haunt if we were ghosts, the strongest animal we could possibly convince to let us pet it, and how long we’d actually survive in a zombie apocalypse.
We also discuss:
👻 Why Costco would be an incredible place to haunt
🦝 Raccoons being adorable little freaks
🧟 Who we'd abandon immediately in a zombie apocalypse
🏹 Bea's controversial bow-and-arrow choice
🔥 What the caveman who discovered fire was probably like
🏝️ Claire's Survivor audition and the gag reel that came with it
🥗 Ranch wrestling
👀 An extended 2 Girls 1 Cup callback that ends in a very hypocritical confession
🎉 One year of No Wrong Answers!
Be a part of the conversation:
👇 What place would YOU haunt if you were a ghost?
📺 New episodes every other Monday!
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Instagrams:
Elisa – @the_littest_of_keys
Claire – @creepsterclaire
Bea – @bea_line101
No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod
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