NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Hosted by Patrick · Patrick Melton

4.4from 316 ratings

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96Podcast AuthorityScore out of 100 · How it is scored
390
Episodes
47
Transcribed
316
Ratings
Weekly
Cadence
2023
First episode
5M
YouTube views

About NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Publisher
Patrick Melton
Category
comedy · comedy · society & culture
Language
en
Explicit
Yes
First episode
31 Dec 2023
Latest episode
22 Sept 2026
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Latest episodes

47 of 390 episodes have a transcript.

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September 1, 2026: Wishing & Coping! KarmicX! Mersh! Zumock!

Published 22 Sept 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] Computer, mobile, car, wherever they are. On Earth. Chad wants you to believe that everyone's listening to satellite radio, whatever they're spinning over on Raw Dog all the time. And then Chad makes bank off it. Do you know anyone who listens to that? Now, do you know anyone who listens to Spotify? Oh, everybody? So then you go on Spotify, which everyone listens to, and more people can seek out things and play them on demand. And Chad gets how many views? Let's check it live. Let's check it live. Chad Zumach. Live plays on Spotify. Chad Zumach, artist. 15 monthly listeners. 15 monthly listeners. […]

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Who has been a guest on NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

  • Karl
  • Moody
  • Tookie
  • Kevin Brennan
  • Bob Levy

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YouTube views
4,644,063
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
4.5 / 5
291 ratings
Spotify
3.8 / 5
25 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 96 / 100

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Quality
99
Social presence
94
YouTube
93
Engagement
94

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