Welcome to Nobody Wants to Listen to This, the podcast that nobody asked for. We’re Tilly and Abey- a wife and husband working for the NHS and parents to a very energetic toddler who has no respect for sleep schedules, personal space or gravity.
We both work, we are permanently tired and honestly we are just here to talk about whatever comes to mind: life, relationships, ridiculous thoughts, and the everyday madness of raising a tiny human.
We’re not podcasting pros - but we are experts in oversharing. If you want something relatable, unfiltered and hopefully hilarious, this is the place.
When Chantelle catches hand, foot and mouth from our daughter and spirals about calling in sick, we unpack work guilt, pre-Valentine’s pressure, and the unfortunate early gift that ended up being discovered… in the toilet. We finish with some ridiculous Valentine’s questions that absolutely derail the episode.
6 Feb 2026
Flat Feet, Plaster Dust & a Face Like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp
No video this week because Chantelle is battling a full-blown cold (pray for her). We chat through life with plasterers in the house, brainstorm our million-pound money-making ideas (selling Abey’s flat feet, obviously, and letting AI run our wardrobes and meal plans), and put Abey to the test with some truly unhinged British phrases. Expect confusion, laughter, and very little actual productivity.
30 Jan 2026
Skids and Icks: Love Isn’t Always Clean
A brutally honest (and slightly chaotic) episode where we compare who we thought we’d be as parents vs who we actually are now. From the pre-baby promises — “our child will never have screen time” and “we’ll always be organised” — to the reality of snacks for dinner and negotiating with a toddler like a hostage situation.
We also dive into our latest relationship icks, the tiny habits that somehow become huge annoyances, and share one of those heart-stopping parenting moments that every mum and dad dreads — the unexpected tumble that leaves you shaken but grateful they’re tougher than you think.
Funny, relatable, and reassuring for any parent who’s realised perfection went out the window somewhere between nappies and no sleep.
23 Jan 2026
Who among us will survive a zombie apocalypse?!
Everyone tells you parenting is the best thing you’ll ever do.
They don’t always mention the sleep deprivation, the Googling at 3am, or the random guilt for no clear reason.
In this episode, we break down the highs and lows of parenting — the joy, the chaos, and the moments that make you think “surely this isn’t just us?”
Then, because we like peace and harmony, we end with a Who’s More Likely segment that turns into playful arguments, defensive behaviour, and accidental honesty.
16 Jan 2026
What India Was Really Like for Me (and What England Is Like for Him)
We’re unpacking our trip to India and getting real about cultural differences. Chantelle shares what it’s like experiencing India as someone from the UK, while Abey opens up about immigrating to England and adapting to life here. A relaxed, honest chat about family, culture, and how different places shape who we are.
9 Jan 2026
A Cinema Date, Birthday Surprises & Worrying Our Baby Was Ugly
A rare child-free day calls for a cinema date 🎬
We’re catching up on our day at the movies watching Housemaid, while my sister and her partner kindly took our toddler off our hands (saints).
Abey opens his birthday presents on the podcast — including a surprise trip to Geneva for a watch convention ⌚✈️ — and somehow, we end the episode questioning whether we’re normal or completely unhinged after admitting we once worried our unborn baby might be… ugly.
Sleep deprivation? Anxiety? Or just parenthood?
You decide.
2 Jan 2026
Boring pillow talk!
Catch up with Tilly and Abey in their latest episode where they discuss New Years Resolutions. In this weeks 'Are We Normal or Are We Unhinged?' they discuss pillow talk and late night invention ideas!
26 Dec 2025
Is this normal or are we unhinged?
Boxing Day! This episode is about things we took for granted before we were parents.
19 Dec 2025
Christmas Turkey or Chicken Fillets?
Join us to hear an insight into our relationship and cultures over the festive period! We hope you enjoy the episode. Please like, share and subscribe if you do!
Merry Christmas everyone!!
12 Dec 2025
Our first ever episode of bullsh*t
7 minutes of our first ever bullsh*t!
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