Noodles Al Dante is a chaotic trip through Dantes Inferno. It ditches the academic examinations in favor of a format we simple folk can understand.
It's full of silly voices, bad words, gross jokes, pop culture references both relevant and irrelevant, and an irresponsible amount of politically divisive rhetoric.
So if you don't like jokes about Joe Biden's corruption or his failing cognitive state, or jokes about those gouls Stephen Miller and Brett Kavanaugh, or Bernie Sanders impressions, or jabs at Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Nancy Pelosi, if you get upset when people make fun of Donald Trump, or J.D Vance and his furniture, you might just wanna stay away, because like Nebraska, Noodles Al Dante isn't for everyone.
Definitely stay away if you get offended by jokes about Mere Kats.
If you're looking for all the fun of a chaotic trip through hell without anything offensive (but still ridiculously entertaining) check out the clean book version, The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book.
You can check out clips and junk at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!
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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 28 Canto 34 Circle 9 The Final Round of Treachery (Benefactor) SATAN
Noodles Al Dante Ep. 28 Canto 34 Circle 9 The Final Round of Treachery (Benefactor) SATAN
Jesus used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Real birds of PRAY!
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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com (https://www.noodlesaldante.com/)
Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.
The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)
The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ (https://freesound.org/s/3536/) -- License: Attribution 4.0
Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.
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17 Feb 2026
Noodles Al Dante Ep. 27 Canto 33 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds Two and Three Treachery to Country and Guests
Noodles Al Dante Ep. 27 Canto 33 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds Two and Three Treachery to Country and Guests
Classic Dante fake out!
For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!
E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 (https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3)
Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book (https://www.lulu.com/shop/tyler-martinez/tortured-poets-department-tylers-version-a-noodles-al-dante-book/paperback/product-95w6y52.html?page=1&pageSize=4)
OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com (https://www.noodlesaldante.com/)!
If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com (https://www.noodlesaldante.com/)
Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.
The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)
The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ (https://freesound.org/s/3536/) -- License: Attribution 4.0
Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.
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17 Feb 2026
Noodles Al Dante Ep. 26 Canto 32 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds One and Two Treachery Against Kin and Country
Noodles Al Dante Ep. 26 Canto 32 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds One and Two Treachery Against Kin and Country
Cain was what I like to call a farmer. Because that’s what he was… A farmer. Abel was a shepherd.
For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!
E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 (https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3)
Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book (https://www.lulu.com/shop/tyler-martinez/tortured-poets-department-tylers-version-a-noodles-al-dante-book/paperback/product-95w6y52.html?page=1&pageSize=4)
OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com (https://www.noodlesaldante.com/)!
If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com (https://www.noodlesaldante.com/)
Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.
The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)
The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ (https://freesound.org/s/3536/) -- License: Attribution 4.0
Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.
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