Join comedians/clowns Isabel Klein and Claire Woolner as they navigate the complexities of adult friendships with humor and charm. Each week, they explore a new topic, from art to underwear, sharing their contrasting views and presenting research on common beliefs. Through laughter and unexpected revelations, uncover the improbable bond that unites them.
Get ready for an electrifying episode of “Not For Me” that will rock your socks off! Join Claire and Isabel as they dive into the dramatic, thrilling, and unpredictable world of reality TV. With their unique insights and witty banter, they keep it real and keep you entertained from start to finish.
Don’t forget to check Isabel’s Instagram every Monday to join the fun! Answer her poll: Are you more of an Isabel or a Claire? She’ll give you the definitive answer after you share your favorite reality TV show. Tune in and find out!
Also, be sure to tell your friends about Not for Me! We love making the episodes and hope you enjoy listening. And if you haven't already, please leave a review! We LOVE reading them.
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
29 Jul 2024
9. DESSERTS (Special Live Episode)
Join Isabel and Claire for this special live recorded episode! This week's topic is desserts and we discuss it all: hazelnuts vs. filberts, mint chocolate - yum or toothpaste, and key lime vs banana cream pie.
Trigger Warning: Claire gags at Isabel's pick and it's not only offensive but annoying.
Thanks, as always, for listening! Make sure to tell a friend and review/rate the podcast!
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
22 Jul 2024
8. BABY NAMES
When Claire told her husband, Nick that we would be doing a baby names episode, he said, “oh that’s going to be good.” And I have to say, the differences are extreme. Isabel told the boys she nannies about Claire’s picks and they even said, “why” and “I would be so sad if that was my name.” So you know you’re in for a wild ride.
As always, we’d love for you to rate and review the podcast, but mostly TELL YOUR FRIENDS! It means the world!
Okay, that’s all for now,
Isabel and Claire
15 Jul 2024
7. MUSICALS
Trigger warning: theatre, theatre kids, voices of angels, the words "bull shit," "shit," and "bull."
*cue Not for Me overture/theme song*
Welcome to the second musically focused debate of Not for Me. We heard how much you loved the Songs episode so we're talking about something that includes songs, musicals.
Claire and Isabel are not ashamed to admit that they are theatre kids at heart, and aren't we all if we're honest with ourselves?
They discuss everything from the timeless classics to modern hits and they do find common ground like never before. Is it that theatre kid in them saying, can't we all get along? Maybe. Or maybe it's seeing that feeling that everyone gets when they listen to "One Day More." Who's to say?
We hope you enjoy this episode! Please leave a review and rating!
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
8 Jul 2024
6. SANDWICHES
Today, we’re talking sandwiches. You might think, “sandwiches, isn’t that kind of a boring…” I’m going to stop you right there. This episode is truly filled with some of our hottest takes and most divisive opinions. It was also an extremely difficult episode for Claire because she was on Whole30 (diet for inflammation or whatever) and we talked about bread a lot. We discuss diagonal cut vs. cut in half, dark meat vs. light meat and tuna vs. bologna. You won’t want to miss this delish episode!
And as promised, here are a list of our fav sandos in LA (in no particular order):
Tuna Sandwich from Community Goods
Caprese (with optional add salami) from Bay Cities
Turkey Sandwich from Dialogue Cafe
Corned Beef Sandwich (lean meet) from Brent’s Deli
Don Pepe from Ggiata
Godmother from Bay Cities
Chicken Salad Sandwich from John’s Garden in Malibu
Thanks for listening!
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
1 Jul 2024
5. CELEBRITY CRUSH
Join Claire and Isabel as they talk about their celebrity crushes!
They both decided that even though they are celerbities themselves, they would take themselves out of the running. Although, Claire looks so much like Timothee Chalamet that we did end up talking about him. It's hard to compare your peers to eachother, but we did our best.
From Eric Andre to the Joker to Kermit the Frog, we cover it all. Join us for the fun!
Thanks, as always, for listening! We'd love for you to review the podcast! Let us know what you think!
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
24 Jun 2024
4. SONGS
Your ears are in for a treat! Because on this episode, we're talking about our favorite songs. From John Mayer to John Lennon, this episode unconver how dramatic our differences really are. For instance, Isabel had never heard Claire's favorite songs. Insanity. And we answer the question: can you even have a favorite song? Answer: No. So we chose 3 to talk about and put the rest on a playlist for your listening pleasure: NOT FOR ME Playlist.
We can't wait for you to listen! Be sure to check out our instagram where on Monday we will play, "Are you more of a Claire or more of an Isabel."
Thanks for listening! Be sure to tell your friends!
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
17 Jun 2024
3. UNDERWEAR
I'll be brief, this episode of Not for Me is all about underwear. This has to be our cheekiest episode yet! Okay that's it, I won't do another pun! Tune in as we uncover what makes our perfect pair. Shoot. That's the last one! From thongs to granny panties, let’s get to the bottom of what makes underwear so darn fascinating. Okay I can't stop! Help me! It’s going to be an uplifting, leg-endary, no-strings-attached, crack-up episode that will leave you in stitches. I'm broken.
Thank you so much for listening! Please feel free to give us a rating and review (we'd actually love that tbh)! And follow us on instragram!
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
Music by Nick Sena
10 Jun 2024
2. ART (Paintings)
Join Isabel and Claire as they discuss works of art, specifically paintings. We know what you're thinking... aren't paintings famously a visual medium? And aren't podcasts famously an auditory medium? Well, look at you! You're very astute. But, as artists ourselves, we thought it would be important to compare our likes and dislikes with famous pieces of art. And the results were, once again, shocking.
Here are the works of art if you want some visuals!
Washington Crossing the Delaware by Emanuel Leutze, 1851 (https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/11417)
The Broken Column by Frida Kahlo, 1944 (https://www.fridakahlo.org/the-broken-column.jsp)
Ophelia by Sir John Everett Millias, 1851
We hope you enjoy the episode. We'd love for you to review us on Apple Podcasts! And be sure to follow us on instagram @notformethepodcast for updates.
Nick Sena composed the theme music; he's also married to Claire and the hottie that we are consistently talking about.
Much love,
Isabel and Claire
3 Jun 2024
1. COFFEE
For their inaugural episode, Isabel and Claire are talking about COFFEE. Whether you love it, hate it, are addicted to it, or drink it even though it gives you the runs, we all have a relationship with coffee. So, grab a cup of joe, stay close to the bathroom, and listen to the first episode of Not for Me!
Also, please give us a rating / review!! We're desperate, but not in a gross way. More of a cute, pleading way.
And, we're on instagram!
Thanks for being here, we're really grateful to have you!
Isabel and Claire
Theme music by Nick Sena
3 Jun 2024
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Join comedians and clowns Isabel Klein and Claire Woolner as they humorously navigate the intricacies of adult friendships. Each week, they dive into a fresh topic, ranging from art to underwear, where they share their contrasting views and present research on common beliefs. Through laughter and surprising discoveries, uncover the unlikely bond that keeps them inseparable.
New episodes on Monday 6:00AM PST
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Theme music by Nick Sena
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