Welcome to Not For You, the podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray will take you on a weekly adventure through News You Can't Use, The Pete Davidson Update, and other segments such as How Quickly Can We Get Sued, This Podcast Is Not Sponsored By, and more!
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Welcome to Not For You, the podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray will take you on a weekly adventure through News You Can't Use, The Pete Davidson Update, and other segments such as How Quickly Can We Get Sued, This Podcast Is Not Sponsored By, and more!
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Recent Episodes
March 31, 2023
The (Mis)adventures of Nighthawk and Dragon
<p>On this week’s special Step Brothers-themed episode of Not For You, Kristen and Kato discuss mammoth meatballs, Gen Z retroactively canceling Friends, plus two newly added segments, Word Association, and our weekly Judy Greer Update (with a bonus John C. Reilly update). </p> <p><br></p> <p>The first new segment we’re introducing this week is the Balloon Knot! This week’s BK is the school shooting in Tennessee. Related topics include the stigma of mental illness, serial killers, the identity of the shooter, accountability, gun control, anti-drag legislation, the cyclical nature of hate, visibility, and other light topics to bring to your next family party. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Our other new segment this week is the inaugural edition of Ray Carroll Reviews. This week Ray reviews: the new ‘We Love NYC’ logo. </p> <p><br></p> <p>This podcast is not sponsored by Soylent Green, BetterHelp, the Honeymooners, Prestige Worldwide, Andrea Bocelli, Corn Pops, and tombstones at your birthday party. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Play along with Word Association at home: prestige, commotion, nighthawk, drumstick, bonito, kemosabe. </p>
March 24, 2023
It's Always Sonny in Television City: Cher-ing is Caring
<p>This week Not For You identifies as The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour while Kristen and Kato discuss North Korean fat shaming, receiving unsolicited Uber Eats, perceiving high school as a safe space, an exciting (and surprisingly progressive) week for the state of New Hampshire, and more! Join us this week in having a brief moment of appreciation for Linda Sinrod, Guinness World Record holder and Virginian badass. Play along at home and let us know what State you would remove from the United States. Also, more from our favorite weekly segment: The Judy Greer Update. </p> <p><br></p> <p>Other tangents include oddly accurate definitions of swatting, Miley Cyrus' "Flowers", Youth Pastor Kato, starting a Not For You-themed dispensary, Cocaine Cat, respectful rage-quitting brought to you by former Mayor Frank Hibbard, Cher's new boyfriend, and giving Maine to Canada to make up for Seward's Folly. </p> <p><br></p> <p>This podcast is not sponsored by Good Burger, the Town of Leicester, DoorDash, the RØDE PodMic, WKRP and puffpuffpassonthesavings.com </p> <p><br></p> <p>Find us on the web at <a href="https://www.notforyoupod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Not For You</a>.</p> <p>Follow us on <a href="https://facebook.com/notForYou.FB">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/notforyoupodcast/">Instagram</a>. </p> <p>Email us at <a href="mailto:Nobody@NotForYouPod.com." target="_blank">Nobody@NotForYouPod.com.</a></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>Relevant Links: </strong></p> <p><a href="https://movieweb.com/movies-that-totally-wasted-judy-greer/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">12 Movies That Totally Wasted Judy Greer</a></p> <p><a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/24/florida-mayor-fank-hibbard-quits-during-city-council-meeting/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">Florida Mayor Frank Hibbard</a></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>The NFU Team</strong></p> <p>Editor: Jorge Moratal</p> <p>Art Director: Melissa Lodi-Carroll</p> <p>Hosts: Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray</p>
March 17, 2023
Burying the Lede with Count Dracula and Other Things We're Stok(er)ed About
<p>On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato channel their inner (and outer) Count Dracula and Bram Stoker in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Topics this week include Silicon Valley Bank, the technical definition of boneless chicken wings, toxic gas poisoning in Iran, Masking for Uggos, and more! </p> <p>Make sure you play along with Whose Lineage Is It Anyway at home and let us know if you beat Kristen's high score- plus stay tuned for a follow-up TikTok post from Mr. Two Left Feet himself. Also sound off and let us know some of your own favorite St. Fact-trick's factoids. </p> <p>Other tangents include Plastic Paddies, Frederic Weatherly's 1910 Smash Hit "Danny Boy", imagined love affairs with Walt Whitman, soft kisses from Lily Tomlin, Ponzi Schemes, and the unfortunate existence of leprechauns.<br> <br> This episode is not sponsored by Non-Alcoholic Guinness, Pockets for Women 2023, 23andMe, Bank of America, Buffalo Wild Wings, or the Lyceum Theatre.</p> <p><br></p> <p>Find us on the web at <a href="https://www.notforyoupod.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Not For You</a>.</p> <p>Follow us on <a href="//facebook.com/notForYou.FB">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/notforyoupodcast/">Instagram</a>. </p> <p>Email us at <a href="mailto:Nobody@NotForYouPod.com." target="_blank">Nobody@NotForYouPod.com.</a></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>The NFU Team</strong></p> <p>Editor: Jorge Moratal</p> <p>Art Director: Melissa Lodi-Carroll</p> <p>Hosts: Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray</p>
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