WHAT'S UP SLUTS!!! It's been a hot minute! And by hot I mean we've been GETTING HOT AND STEAMY since we last spoke. For this episode, Cherry and Lemon recount a laundry list of dating lore ... including the pair's first double date, re-earthing the Freak, attending afterparties with the Knicks, macking midwesterners (those farm boys sure do know their seed), sneaking out from family vacay with Brits (love a big beefy Ben), ending up on Argentinian livestreams, having one-night-stands with 35 year olds, and going on dates with billionaires. Tune in this week *and next* to find out whodunnit! ;)
23 Feb 2026
Death of a Freak
WHAT'S UP SLUTS!!!! Cherry and Lemon are BACK with another story time--this time, they recount the harrowing tales of their Valentine's Day pizza escapade. They also give updates on their bingo cards (iykyk, stream B-I-N-G-O if you don't (you're fake if you haven't already streamed)). Take advantage of the State of Emergency for NY to buckle up and catch up on all the characters you know and love. RIP 2025 roster, hello 2026!!!
18 Jan 2026
B-I-N-G-O
WHAT'S UP SLUTS!!!! New year, new us. In 2026, we're taking our dating lives MUCH more seriously...as in, situationships. We're locking in...on going on a date that doesn't take place within a 2 block radius of our home. We're really stepping it up and setting goals...to play naughty charades (maybe with Beefy, Wicked, and James Marsden (iykyk)). Hope you enjoy the first ep of the new year. WE MISSED YOU!!!!!
xoxo Lemon & Cherry <3
18 Dec 2025
Sexting and the City
WHAT'S UP SLUTS!!! Today, Lemon and Cherry are tackling quite the topic...the title says it all. But first, they recount the tale of the roster character known as "the freak," and all the weird things he's done over Cherry's past two dates with him. This episode is a wild ride (like, REALLY wild) so grab your popcorn and settle in.
28 Nov 2025
Letterboxd
WHAT'S UP SLUTS!!! This week, Lemon and Cherry talk about their favorite social media app...Letterboxd! There's a lot you can tell about someone from their film taste (and the crazy reviews they write), and your hosts will break it all down for you. Strap in, grab your matcha, and make sure you listen with an audience that will laugh at the correct parts of the podcast (iykyk).
21 Nov 2025
Shop Local!
WHAT'S UP SLUTS!!! This week, Cherry gets into the weeds of a recent situationship with the local barista and Lemon recounts a harrowing bathroom experience. They talk about the pros and cons of dating someone who lives near you (maybe even in your building...), and discuss whether it's truly worth it to shop local.
7 Nov 2025
Breaking the Ice...
What's up sluts!!! This week, Lemon and Cherry celebrate their OFFICIAL first episode with a topic very near and dear to their hearts: first dates. They discuss the do's and don'ts, their pickup line icks, and how to get convos off the apps and INTO THE BAR. Then, to wrap things up, they offer a foolproof guide for suggesting what to do on a first date. Enjoy!!!!
31 Oct 2025
Happy Halloween!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN SLUTS!!! Welcome to a special episode of Not the Girls Next Door. Today, your hosts talk about the Halloween spirit, and Lemon shares a particularly scary story about a haunted house. Cherry discusses a ghost that just won't stop texting her, and Lemon explains how she was visited by three ghosts of Christmas past (Merry Christmas xoxo).
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