The podcast no one asked for, but everyone needs in their life -- things are about to get wildly relatable.
From pop culture hot takes to mom life meltdowns, we're spilling it all on Not Your Desperate Housewives . Martini's optional, earbuds required.
In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we time-travel from the Scottish Highlands to the Super Bowl stage without spilling our martinis. We’re diving deep into Outlander (because emotionally stable men in kilts are our Roman Empire), breaking down the Super Bowl spectacle and that Bad Bunny halftime energy, and then heading straight into the Olympic chaos.
Yes, we’re discussing the “Quad God,” the two-man bobsled glory, Lindsey Vonn’s legendary presence, and the ice dancing drama that has us locked in. We also get into manifesting (are we delusional or just powerful?) and the Bridgerton musical greatness that never was.
It’s sports. It’s scandal. It’s string quartets and sleds.
And it’s absolutely not desperate
10 Feb 2026
Same Housewives, New Season
Season Two starts with a proper catch-up. We’re recapping the last four months of life—our Key West getaway, how we actually spent the holidays, and everything that’s happened since we last hit record. Plus, we dive into the Stranger Things finale and unpack our feelings (because yes, we have many). New season, same chaos.
30 Sept 2025
Dreams, Dahmer , & DWTS
This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we’re serving up all the pop-culture tea you didn’t know you needed. We break down the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (sparkles, sequins, and maybe a few questionable moves), unpack The Summer I Turned Pretty finale (yes, we’re still recovering), and dive into our obsession with Netflix’s serial killer documentaries. Plus, we take a detour into dreamland—literally—wondering why our subconscious is so unhinged at 3 a.m. Grab your wine glass, cozy up, and get ready to laugh, question reality, and maybe analyze your own wild dreams right along with us.
23 Sept 2025
Tinder Conversations, Toe-vid, and Taylor Frankie Paul
The NYDH crew is back and unfiltered in this jam-packed episode. We’re debating whether Taylor Frankie Paul would actually make the ultimate Bachelorette, and giggling about the best tinder exchanges (i have one daughter, anyone?). Plus, we welcome cozy season with all the fall feels—while side-tracking into Toe-Vid drama, the age-old circumcision debate, and the rom-com classics that still own our hearts.
Grab your PSL, queue the dating apps, and settle in for laughs, hot takes, and way too much honesty—only on Not Your Desperate Housewives.
15 Sept 2025
Catching Up, Cardi B, and Cousins Beach
Summer might be winding down, but we’re still in our feels! In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we dive deep into The Summer I Turned Pretty—Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah, anyone?—and unpack all the juicy details of the Cardi B defense trial. Plus, we catch up on everything happening behind the scenes of our not-so-desperate lives, from chaotic schedules to unexpected plot twists. Grab your iced coffee (or a margarita) and hang out with us for laughs, hot takes, and a little bit of everything.
2 Sept 2025
Episode 10 – Bears, Barbz, and a Bug Juice?! 🐻💅🎬
This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, things get wild. Pilar gives us the latest from the farm — let's just say the animals aren’t the only ones making headlines. We dive into the bear sightings in Southern Maryland (yes, actual bears), unpack the chaos and creativity of the viral Nicki Minaj challenge, and talk about the real energy crisis: the Celsius recall. Oh, and did we mention how obsessed we are with K Pop Demon Hunters? Our voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like…
Grab your tea (maybe not Celsius this time) and settle in for another juicy, unfiltered convo with your favorite Housewives — who are definitely not desperate.
22 Aug 2025
Football Starts, Fisher Brother Feud, and Felony Cases
This week, the housewives are diving headfirst into our current chaos- work trips and fall sports anyone? Plus a recap of our 5k and our poolside escapades. Then, we shift gears into TV talk with a brief chat about The Summer I Turned Pretty—team Jeremiah or team Conrad, anyone? Finally, we go deep into one of the most chilling cases in recent years: the Idaho 4 murders, unpacking the details and what still lingers unanswered.
1 Aug 2025
Time Flies
Episode 8: Time Flies
This week, we’re feeling all the nostalgia and chaos—just the way we like it. We dive into 28 Summers and We Were Liars (book and show), and let’s just say… we have thoughts. Then things get personal as we swap birth stories—equal parts heartwarming and horrifying—and relive our book club boat day. We wrap it all up with a full debrief of Talon’s first birthday party, complete with relay races that may or may not have ended in mild injury and major bragging rights. Time really does fly when you’re juggling book plots, birthday parties, and the beautiful chaos of motherhood.
22 Jul 2025
Bestsy, Ben, and George Walk into a Beach House...
Join us this week as we recap our trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina! The books we read, the games we played, and the chaos that ensued- which housewife do you think is the queen of catching ghost crabs?
Plus, are you rocking a Labubu or are you against the trend? Tune in to find out how we plan to respond to our kids who beg for a $100 back pack troll. We also deep dive into mom guilt, and pressure over whether or not to have more kids when you feel content.
8 Jul 2025
Red, White, and Power Tools
The hosts discuss TJ Maxx addictions, 4th of July plans, bizarre male vacation prep, Ravenhood movie news, Ginny and Georgia Season 3, and suburban tool gang rivalries.
24 Jun 2025
Tin, Tik Tok, and Tumbles
The hosts of "Not Your Desperate Housewives" explore traditional anniversary gifts, unsettling TikTok trends, the Karen Read verdict, and Flag Day celebrations, while Cassidy recounts a memorable trip.
17 Jun 2025
We Pledge Allegiance...to Being Petty
The hosts explore themes of trust, pettiness as therapy, and artificial intelligence, while humorously navigating personal updates and existential questions.
11 Jun 2025
Mormon Wives, Halsey Nights, and a Farm Update
The hosts of "Not Your Desperate Housewives" share unfiltered thoughts on Mormon wives, Halsey concerts, mom guilt, and book recommendations in a lively discussion.
4 Jun 2025
Storms, Swifties & Star Charts
The Housewives discuss Pilar's chaotic birthday party, share Taylor Swift theories, update their book club progress, and explore astrology, offering lighthearted takes on various topics.
29 May 2025
Rumplemints, Ragnar, and Really Spicy Books
The hosts of "Not Your Desperate Housewives" discuss the TV show Vikings, a book exchange, and manifesting dream lives in their premiere episode.
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