We arrived to our late 20s to realize we are nowhere close to where we thought we’d be. Relatable? We thought so.
Nowhere Close
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Podcast Overview
We arrived to our late 20s to realize we are nowhere close to where we thought we’d be. Relatable? We thought so.
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6/9/2020
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Recent Episodes
March 31, 2021
42 - Pics, Dicks & Marriage
<p>Howdy everybody, welcome back to another episode of NWC, Kate & Olivia have a totally real and not a joke business idea. We discuss that dating isn't for marriage, dating is for consistent d... attention and that sometimes a peen doesn't work and that's ok, but something that isn't ok is being an asshole about it. </p> <p>Also, Olivia cracked the code on how to give yourself the ick and not like anyone anymore.</p> <p>Xoxoxo LDs </p>
March 24, 2021
41 - Sex, Spice & Porn
<p>Come along, we cover a lot this week and none of it is what we planned on! Join us as we talk about all the good things that happen while naked and possibly the secret to an actually happy relationship? IDK but Kate feels confident in it.</p> <p>We also talk about womb age, why Olivia and Kate can't marry each other and also why we can't watch each other's favorite porn stars. Topics and laughs galore because we are free from QTeen and had a drink (or 4) on our patio before recording.</p> <p>Love you sloohs xoxo</p>
March 17, 2021
40 - The Covid Special
<p>Well guys, if you follow us on any of our personal socials, you know, Covid has struck the NWC girls. I know you're wondering: who? how? when? ARE WE OKAY? Well to find out how we were post diagnosis, give this ole epi number 40 a listen and get the scope.</p> <p>We also chat about the importance of physical health as we get older, mostly to have stamina so you can be a *bad bitch* on top.</p> <p>Disclaimer, we recorded with masks on so it may sound weird but we did our best because we loved you and needed some entertainment, also this was Day 1 so spirits were high.</p> <p>Stay safe & healthy LDs xoxo</p>
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