Hop in. We're going road tripping...an audio road trip. Come along with Jeff and Candace as they take the road trip of their dreams from the comfort of their recording studio finding the spooky, the strange, and the unexplained.
Four Cops and a UFO: A Dramatic Reading in Southern Illinois
What's a great road trip without a CAR CHASE!!! Holy shit ya'll, Candace blows Jeff's mind AGAIN! This is the Cannonball Run of episodes! This one is almost as sexy as Burt Reynolds! Don't worry, we don't go out like Thelma and Louise!
SPOILER ALERT: we stop by PIZZA INN at the end.
2 Mar 2020
The Tuttle Bottom's Monster
Hop in weirdos! We're headed to the rough, mosquito infested swamp lands of Harrisburg, Illinois. Whats 8 feet long, 4 feet high, and has a nose like and anteater? Get ready to have a not quit so Bigfoot experience but not to worry, its still big, hairy, and smelly. Just like you weirdos like it!
Bonus points if you know the word, *micropolitan*!
18 Feb 2020
Alton Illinois
Join us as we cross the mighty Mississippi! We're going to Alton Illinois. Some say, "the world's most haunted town". We'll hang out in an old, haunted church, meet the wold's tallest man and discover that some ghosts have an odor. You'll also find out why Jeff is not allowed to driver more than 30 minutes at a time. Never fear, Candace will be introducing our new playlist that we can all add songs to!
9 Feb 2020
Urban Legends of St. Louis
Hop in the ol' rusty bucket as Candace and Jeff head down Zombie Road. They'll bump into Bubble heads, the drawn and quartered Molly Crenshaw, visit THE exorcist house, all while jauntily headed to the 7 gates of hell!
Come on, we promise it'll be fun, if we make it out alive...
20 Jan 2020
Kansas City part 2
We've hopped out of the ol' rusty bucket in Jeff's old stomping grounds Kansas CIty! This place is so Spooktacular we had to do a second episode!
Candace is up to her usual "did you know" tricks as we explore old buildings, old timey social media fights and even a burlesque show!
14 Jan 2020
Kansas City part 1
Join Candace and Jeff as they rediscover Jeff's old stomping grounds! We'll meet Frank "Jelly" Nash, a bell hop that, um, kinda missed the elevator, and we'lll visit the John Wornall house and discover that a whole lotta shit has gone down in KC!
5 Jan 2020
The Bloodiest 47 Acres In America
Jump in the car weirdos! We're headed to the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City, otherwise known as "Jeff City" - no really! Join us as we explore the haunted halls, slightly tornado damaged grounds, Cell Block 4, and a pauper's cemetery under a parking lot. Jeff will ask questions like "they stopped public hangings when?" Not to worry, Candace has all the factoids! It's a Jeff City riot, featuring John "Firebug" Johnston, a ghost named Fast Jack and possibly an appearance by Gary Busey. Are there other spooky shows out there? Sure, but we have bedazzled Ouija Boards!
28 Dec 2019
MoMo - The Missouri State Monster!
Join this episode as Candace and Jeff eat left over Halloween candy and drink canned wine. Together they channel their inner Joan Mills and Mary Ryan as they find out who stole Mary's peanut butter sandwich! Along the way we'll meet a gentlemen named Harrison who probably shouldn't have quit his day job. We'll learn the difference between he went "that way" and he went "that-a-way". We'll also discover that while Bigfoot does not whirl when making an exit, MoMo just might!
20 Dec 2019
Highway 72/Pizza Gate 2019
It's a packed house at Pizza Inn tonight! Are you Team Bigfoot or Team UFO? Grab you Multi Pass folks, this one's got aliens, everyone's favorite cryptid, and secret meetings at Jeff's favorite pizza place! Not to mention a tanning bed and Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! Stick around until the end on this one and you will hear the actual sound of Jeff's mind exploding!
Also, does anyone know what the plural of Bigfoot is? Seriously...anyone?
13 Dec 2019
Carthage, Mo
We're back again! This time we've pulled over at the Kendrick House in Carthage Missouri. Candace drinks a judgement impairment drink as we gather around the bloody kitchen table for snacks and spooky stories of a ghost named Carrot? Hey, who is that guy staring at us from that house out back? What do you get when you mix spooky and goofy? Pretty much this episode. Enjoy as we present our artistic libations...er, liberties.
6 Dec 2019
The Hotel Bothwell
The Oklahoma state cryptid is what? How come Jeff's grandfather burned his brother's KISS 8-track? Why are spooky happenings always on the 3rd floor? Enjoy the screeching sounds of the ancient internet while suffering from sleep paralysis as we reach that point of the road trip where Jeff has had too much coffee and Dr. Pepper whilst Candace is drinking wine and energy drinks. Good thing we're just pretend driving around. Dear Missouri, we have officially entered you!
1 Dec 2019
Abandoned Oklahoma
Feeling lonely and abandoned? Well, we can't help with that but we can show you some ghost towns that are just as dilapidated as our nerdy little hearts. So, rest your rusty bones in the back seat and let us drive you around for a bit on our imaginary road trip. We're almost to Missouri already so stop asking if we're there yet!
23 Nov 2019
Turn On Your Spook Light
The Devil's Promenade? What does that even mean?! And what's that light?! Join Candace and Jeff to find out what the heck is going on out the middle of nowhere in Northeastern Oklahoma!
15 Nov 2019
Lies, Allegations, and things better left unsaid!
Whoa! This time it's personal! We spent this episode just freeballin' it. This was definitely a road trip moment between destinations where you discover just how weird your friends really are. Plus, Jeff puts a jazzy number at the beginning of this one instead of our usual theme cause, well, any excuse to do jazz hands will do. Let's get weird ya'll!
8 Nov 2019
Episode #2 Seminole, Oklahoma
Join Candace and Jeff as they explore The Grisso Mansion in Seminole, Oklahoma. A little history, some spooky happenings and a ghost named Miko.
31 Oct 2019
Let's Get Weird Ya'll!
First episode! Intro song too long, bad mic job and we forgot to brings snacks! Still had fun on our first trip through Guthrie, Oklahoma where we discovered Guthrie's spooky history and learned about a cult who practiced removing negative energy by projecting it into soy milk. Oh, and the importance of post offices.
27 Oct 2019
Nowhere USA - an awkward introduction
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