A PODCAST ABOUT RUGBY LEAGUE, ALLEGEDLY.
God made rugby league, but the circus around the game comes straight from Satan’s bumhole.
Join us in the Hellmouth as we forgo all serious analysis and plunge horns-first into the stupidity of NRL culture.
From club statements and bunker blunders to the ridiculous characters that make rugby league the greatest show on earth, this is NRL Hellmouth.
Visit us at nrlhellmouth.com
In our final episode of the season:
PVL’s cultural cachet finally gains recognition…from an economics newspaper (link (https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/the-10-most-culturally-powerful-people-in-australia-in-2026-20260925-p60fvc))
PVL turns it up to 11 (minutes of surprise entertainment)
Wayne Bennett is DONE with the bunker
Did Mark Howard have an erection while calling the AFL (link (https://www.facebook.com/reel/2182178886508780)) and do we need an AI commentary booth?
A surprise season review from ‘Mango’
NRL Book Club: ‘A well-hung hangover’, by Craig Salvatori
Dante’s eighth level of rugby league Hell: Malebolge, the Final Furnace
23 Sept 2026
Cruella De V'Landys
In this episode
We actually feel bad for Ashley Klein and it's an odd sensation
Peter V'Landys bans pot plants, introduces Steedens
Tones and bye-bye: the master negotiator fails to sign a grand final warm-up act - is a greasy pole the answer?
Which fictional villain does PVL remind you of?
Teams finals slogans Battle Royale!
16 Sept 2026
Too many Random Souths Guys
In this episode
Did teams lose games just so they could go to the NFL?
Just stop it with the Rabbitohs jerseys at non-rugby league events
PVL's power grab is a go
Fan mailbag: augmented reality for referee howlers
Luai vs To’o: Rice Wars
Josh Addo-Carr's snowy road trip
V'Landys 3000: a special sci-fi serial
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