This week, the gang is discussing the end of Shakespeare, inventing new methods to win the hearts of women, falling for the geek bar hype, and describing the troubles of Ryan Air.. could it get any better?(Episode 36)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00 Intro00:14 ChatGPT made him break up with his girlfriend 01:50 Took too much 02:57 Joshua Block 03:22 Tyler1 04:00 The Erobb strat to getting Women 05:28 Pissing is Cringe 07:52 Pooping on I.S.S. 08:27 Jake keeps coming up with the worst hypotheticals 09:21 Alex tops Jake 12:08 We're in the market to buy Iranian Drones 13:01 Reagan's Star Wars 14:16 The succession raft 15:57 But what if it was Baby Shakespeare 20:13 Did people think Shakespeare was gay? 22:25 Frank tries to remember Othello 23:30 We are suffering from a media literacy crisis (Jake is tired) 23:38 It's NVIDIA cringe week and we're not happy 24:37 Alex hijacked a bus 26:43 No bus drivers don't piss 27:36 Guy doing sexo to distract from the fact the plane is going down 30:31 Ryan Air 32:15 Red Bull Ranking 33:46 Shakespeare should've gotten on stimulants 35:31 Aristotle on Galaxy Gas 36:12 Alex falls for the propaganda of "Big Geek Bar" 38:05 Never buy your ex's furniture 41:10 How to be the worst roommate possible 45:19 The prophecy 46:13 Hank Hill
17 Mar 2026
How do you even peak in high school?
This week, the gang is getting their gaslighting K/Ds up, trying to figure out if it's even possible to peak in high school, bullying the GameStop clientele, and coming up with the worst hypothetical known to man.. could it get any better?
(Episode 35)
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:19 Mr. Gorbachev
01:07 The Ol' flash games
01:41 Domo
03:01 The guy from Phineas and Ferb who goes "angyangyangyangyang"
03:53 If I was a GameStop employee
04:53 But when do it flew
08:04 How do you peak in High School?
10:52 High School Beef
13:59 Locking TF in
15:14 Our High School burnt down
17:15 Teachers who would've loved AI
18:15 The Ol' JP Pipeline
19:48 Would you punch yourself now as yourself in 10 years?
21:36 Italiaphobia
24:27 The worst thing Frank ever did
25:57 Citrus Freak
27:01 Gaslighting K/D
27:57 Gassing up the homies
29:18 Somehow gaslighting yourself
31:23 Jake rips a piss
32:24 Trying to deal Jake in
35:29 Was it laminar?
36:14 The Giraffe Pill
37:25 The Tide Pods
37:54 Fake vomiting
38:24 Okay maybe real vomiting
39:26 "I left my phone in your car"
41:39 "I watch burnt peanut" == "I love Isreal"
42:32 Wait, Hasan shocks his dog?
43:40 Jake's Crazy Hypothetical
10 Mar 2026
All Baddies are Anti-Capitalist
This week, the gang is spilling the details on jury duty, finding a village wife in the Philippines, discovering peptides, and making fun of Frank for having bad teeth ..could it get any better?(Episode 34)Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@offt.hecuffTwitter: https://bsky.app/profile/offthecuffpod.bsky.socialPatreon: http://patreon.com/OfftheCuffPodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/offt.hecuff/Chapters:00:00:00 Intro00:00:04 Welcome back to Off the Cuff 00:00:31 Discord GIFs search has failed us 00:02:14 FRANK IS OUT OF JURY DUTY 00:03:58 Fighting with Lawyers about capitalism 00:08:00 Baddies are anti-capitalist 00:09:52 Spilling the deats on the case 00:11:41 Heating Lawyer Rivalry 00:13:03 What if she got $15m 00:17:06 Alex is Jury-Dodging 00:17:48 Finding a Village Wife in the Philippines 00:18:56 "Waymo" 00:19:58 The House and Waymo are going to the Philippines 00:21:08 Waymo's car accident 00:23:44 Waymo's second car accident 00:25:38 Brown goes in, Brown comes out 00:28:29 Hard album covers 00:29:06 Peptides 00:31:39 The world's worst idea 00:31:52 The world's minecraft chat 00:34:04 Every game is OSU 00:35:22 We hate Alex I guess 00:36:00 Anti-Yawning measures 00:37:38 Alex didn't sleep 00:38:54 Netanyahenuinely 00:39:22 The great Yahu 00:39:35 Overwolf 00:40:22 Alex is spittin' here 00:41:23 Waze is spyware 00:41:54 Apple Maps is the worst one 00:43:02 We're the Costco Boys... glory to the Ayatollah 00:44:24 Throb Marley 00:45:04 We're never having kids 00:47:00 Showing our true colors at trivia 00:48:13 Bill Yards 00:50:28 Get the Hummus 00:51:01 Brush yo teeth, man! 00:57:00 Frank can dish it but he can't take it 00:57:41 Monk Mode 00:58:53 DO NOT GOON IN MONK MODE 01:00:03 The unabomber
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