Once Upon a Thirst Trap

About Once Upon a Thirst Trap

Once Upon a Thirst Trap is a romantasy smut podcast diving headfirst into all things spicy, chaotic, and otherworldly. From sci-fi seductions to fantasy slow burns and morally questionable love interests, we unpack the tropes, the tension, and the thirst that keeps us turning pages at 2 a.m. We’re your unapologetic Trope Queens, breaking down everything from Shadow Daddy issues to enemies-to-lovers disasters we absolutely support. If it’s morally gray, magically hot, or emotionally destructive—we’re already obsessed. Expect chaos, commentary, and questionable life choices in fiction.

Publisher

The Thirst Trap Queens- Amy, Brandy & Whitney

Category

arts

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

28 Jul 2026

Latest episode

30 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

5 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   30 Oct 2026

   Tallow & Bone: A Smutty Rendition of the Salem Witch Trials / Interview with Author Rhiannon Hargadon

   Things are about to get WITCHY… and a whole lot darker. Join the Thirst Trap Queens as we dive into Tallow & Bone by Rhiannon Hargadon — and this time, we have the author herself joining us! We're talking Salem witch trials, forbidden magic, a curse poisoning the land, deadly secrets, impossible choices, and a world where being a woman with power can make you a target. There are witches, blood, betrayal, death, and enough twists to keep us questioning EVERYTHING. And let's just say… this book took us on one hell of an emotional roller coaster. But we're not just talking about the book. We're bringing Rhiannon Hargadon into the conversation to get the inside scoop on the world, the characters, the inspiration, and all the things we NEED to know. Because if there's one thing the Thirst Trap Queens are going to do, it's ask the questions everyone else is thinking. Smut & Spirits: Meet BONE ORCHARD — a cocktail worthy of a witch's garden, with apple, cinnamon, vodka, bubbles, and a little smoky magic, named after the witch Meg's Apple Orchard-the only thriving land in Salem. 🍎 1 oz Apple Cinnamon Shrub 🍎 1 oz Vodka 🍎 4 oz Chilled Prosecco 🍎 Splash of Ginger Beer 🍎 Apple Slice & Cinnamon Stick 🍎 Smoked Rosemary Build over ice, top with Prosecco and ginger beer, garnish with apple and cinnamon, and finish with smoked rosemary. Because even our cocktails need a little witchcraft. Trope Queen Court: Do Salem witch trials, dark magic, a land-rotting curse, complicated relationships, 2 MMC'S, and a story packed with twists earn a royal verdict? We're putting this one on trial. Shadow Daddy Watch: We're discussing the tension, the characters, the questionable decisions, and all the moments that had us screaming at the pages- Becaue who would you choose a scarred shoe smith or a Bully Witch? And of course, we're getting the chance to chat with Rhiannon herself. Author questions, behind-the-scenes insight, and probably a few things we weren't prepared to hear. We're talking witches, curses, forbidden magic, romance, betrayal, the horrors of the Salem witch trials, and everything that makes Tallow & Bone such a wild ride. WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! This episode contains major spoilers for Tallow & Bone by Rhiannon Hargadon. If you haven't finished the book yet, read first and come scream with us afterward! Come hang out with your Thirst Trap Queens and tell us: Would you risk everything to practice magic in a world determined to burn you for it? THE PLAYLIST FOR TALLOW & BONE CAN BE FOUND AT: [INSERT SPOTIFY PLAYLIST LINK] FOLLOW US AT: Instagram: @onceuponathirsttrap TikTok: @onceuponathirstrappod Spotify: @onceuponathirsttrap YouTube: @onceuponathirsttrap Apple Music: Once Upon a Thirst Trap #OnceUponAThirstTrap #TallowAndBone #RhiannonHargadon #RomantasyPodcast #RomantasyBooks #BookPodcast #ThirstTrapQueens

2. 

   30 Sept 2026

   THE RIBBONS ARE OUT. THE TRIALS HAVE BEGUN. THE TYGERS ARE WATCHING.

   Join the Thirst Trap Queens as we dive into Dominion by Jean Kwok, where Chinese mythology, hidden heritage, magical powers, dangerous bonding trials, and Tyger Riders collide. There are ribbons that cut, secrets buried in the past, powers waiting to be discovered, and Tygers who are definitely giving us a LOT to talk about. Smut & Spirits: FLAME (after the beloved tyger queen)— because a book this dangerous needed a cocktail to match. Trope Queen Court: Hidden powers, deadly bonding trials, mythology, romance, and secrets. Did Dominion earn its royal verdict? Shadow Daddy Watch: Blake the the leader of The Tyger Warriors has officially entered the chat. And yes… we noticed. We’re talking mythology, hidden heritage, magical powers, Tyger bonding, deadly trials, dangerous bonds, romance, and all the questionable decisions along the way. WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! This episode contains major spoilers for Dominion by Jean Kwok. THE PLAYLIST FOR DOMINION CAN BE FOUND AT: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3bwn6ihRlbqMtwrRe3SEun?si=xc4UDhw2RKaQiPPUOjZwsQ&utm_source=sms&pi=k4DJGX0hSNCzE FOLLOW US: Instagram: @onceuponathirsttrap TikTok: @onceuponathirstrappod Spotify: @onceuponathirsttrap YouTube: @onceuponathirsttrap Apple Music: Once Upon a Thirst Trap #OnceUponAThirstTrap #Dominion #JeanKwok #RomantasyPodcast #RomantasyBooks #BookPodcast #ThirstTrapQueens

3. 

   27 Aug 2026

   THE WOLF & THE CROWN OF BLOOD | THE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN MADE

   THE BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED. THE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN MADE. The fate? DEADLY. The sacrifice? BRUTAL. The Wolf? ONE HOT MOFO. Join the Thirst Trap Queens as we dive into The Wolf and the Crown of Blood by Elizabeth May, where gods demand sacrifice, immortality comes with a price, and Bryony’s fate is anything but ordinary. And then there’s Evander. The Wolf. The immortal assassin sent to kill her. Except… he doesn’t. Smut & Spirits: Meet the Blood Crown 👑- 1.5 oz tequila blanco 3/4 oz triple sec 1/2 of one lime 1/2 oz of pomegranate juice Squirt of agave Shake in cocktail shaker and pour over 🧊. Top with blood orange sparking soda and make sure to add a 🥀 to complete the vibe. Because this book deserved a drink as dangerous as its gods. 👑 Trope Queen Court: Did the sacrifice, forbidden romance, deadly fate, and enemies-to-lovers tension earn a royal verdict? 🖤 Shadow Daddy Watch: The deadly shadow daddy god, the Wolf, has entered the chat. And YES, we have thoughts. We’re talking gods, sacrifice, blood magic, deadly bargains, romance, spice, questionable decisions, and the kind of tension that had us screaming at the pages. ⚠️ SPOILERS AHEAD! This episode contains major spoilers for The Wolf and the Crown of Blood. Come hang out with your Thirst Trap Queens and tell us: Would YOU sacrifice everything for your people and die every 14 days… or burn the whole damn kingdom down? THE PLAYLIST FOR THE WOLF AND THE CROWN OF BLOOD CAN BE FOUND AT: FOLLOW US AT: Instagram: @onceuponathirsttrap TikTok: @onceuponathirstrappod YouTube: @onceuponathirsttrap Apple Music: Once Upon a Thirst Trap

4. 

   11 Aug 2026

   We Found Our Storm Daddy. Between Tides and Thunder is Our Newest Obsession.

   WE'RE THUNDERSTRUCK. The Thirst Trap Queens are diving into Between Tides & Thunder by Leena Kazak and Zev and Mayah had us hooked from the very beginning. The chemistry. The tension. The twists. THAT plot twist. We’re breaking down the romance, the spice, the chaos, and all the moments that had us screaming, WHAT? 🍸 Smut & Spirits: Meet Thunderstruck. - 2 oz dark rum - Ginger beer, to top - Fresh lime juice - Dash of bitters - Black lava salt rim -  Ice Garnish with a lime wheel — and if you’re feeling extra chaotic, add a little smoke. 👑 Trope Queen Court: Did this book bring the drama, the tension and the chaos? 🖤 Shadow Daddy Watch: Because he’s an UNHINGED daddy. ⚠️ Major spoilers for Between Tides & Thunder ahead! Grab your drink, grab your book bestie, and get ready to get THUNDERSTRUCK. Follow us: Instagram: @onceuponathirsttrap TikTok: @onceuponathirstrappod YouTube: @onceuponathirsttrap Apple Music: Once Upon a Thirst Trap THUNDERSTRUCK: The Between Tides & Thunder Playlist can be found at https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0av4iQZSS1GDYr9MnZplJW?si=OrfjdqNqSKmWaS6A6wyOKg

5. 

   28 Jul 2026

   ENTER THE THIRST TRAP. WELCOME TO THE CHAOS.

   Welcome to Episode 1 of Once Upon a Thirst Trap! We’re kicking things off by introducing ourselves, sharing how we fell down the romantasy rabbit hole, revealing our favorite tropes and MMC's and giving you a taste of the chaotic bookish conversations to come. If you’re obsessed with enemies-to-lovers, shadow daddies, morally gray characters, immortal beings (from werewolves and fae to dragons, vampires, gods, and everything in between), magical worlds, and adding way too many books to your TBR, you’ve found your people. Follow the show so you never miss an episode, and come join the conversation online. Thanks for being here from the very beginning. ENTER THE THIRST TRAP. WELCOME TO THE CHAOS. PLAYLIST linked here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1ZIhylLt8Gcj6zW687y7Xz?si=e6cO4_5vRD67H5nPOYGDUQ Make our first cocktail and sip along with us while watching our debut episode. THE FIRST KISS DRINK RECIPE below: -1/2 oz blood orange syrup -3 oz Prosecco -1 oz club soda -1.5 oz elderflower rose gin -Ice -A tap of pink edible glitter Sweet, sparkling, and just a little bit magical… because every first episode deserves a little sparkle. FOLLOW US at: Instagram: @onceuponathirsttrap TikTok: @onceuponathirstrappod YouTube channel:  @onceuponathirsttrap Inquires at onceuponathirsttrap@gmail.com

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5.0 / 5

3 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

2 ratings

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