Panic Station is a news debate show that’s like the insane fever dream of your bigoted uncle. The show is hosted by disgraced former actor, Dorian Watermill, who doesn’t really believe any of this stuff; but he likes the attention, wants revenge on the liberals who turned on him and desperately needs the pay cheque.
Panic Station is a very timely spoof of the overwhelming onslaught of unhinged, fear-mongering rhetoric spread by the likes of GB News, Piers Morgan, Joe Rogan, Nigel Farage and Laurence Fox.
Episode 12 - The Agonising Heat-Death of the Entire Universe
Dorian brings together two people from different backgrounds for a healthy exchange of views and, ideally, to tear each other to shreds for clicks...
Cast:
Will Hislop
Celeste Dring
Ed Jones
Verona Rose
Adrian Gray
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24 Oct 2024
Episode 11 - Six Tonnes of Genetically Modified African Field Poppy
Every Day is Remembrance Day for the patriots at Panic Station. Dorian and the team are so eager to not forget the huge sacrifices made by our brave veterans that they kidnap one of them.
Cast:
Will Hislop
Celeste Dring
Ed Jones
Adrian Gray
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17 Oct 2024
Episode 10 - Jumping to Conclusions
Dorian accidentally inspires a terrible crime whilst standing up for real British people.
Cast:
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
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10 Oct 2024
Episode 9 - Panic Station Under Attack!
Panic Station is in trouble with Ofcom for allowing a Reform MP to interview himself.
Cast:
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
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3 Oct 2024
Episode 8 - Small Boat Jolly
History Professor Daniel Sterking goes undercover on a migrant boat, possibly doing brown face, to prove how Britain lays on a red carpet for illegal immigrants
Cast:
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Rose Johnson
Adrian Gray
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26 Sept 2024
Episode 7 - Standing Up For The Chicks
Dorian proves how easy it is for a man to infiltrate and ruin women's sport: all they have to do is claim to be a woman, and quickly neck enough hormone drugs to burst their stomach wall.
CAST
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
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5 Sept 2024
Episode 6 - A Huge Victory for Death Threats
Dorian is unable to show Britain how disgusting it is when a drag artist reads to small children after the event in question is cancelled due to death threats; so the Panic Station team arrange their own drag reading event to show just why these disgusting events should never happen.
Starring
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
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29 Aug 2024
Episode 5 - Mega Gutted
Dorian is furious after being edited out of his new movie Megashark 5 - it's a free speech issue, probably. AND it undermines the logic of the whole genetically modified gigantic shark franchise.
Starring:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray
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22 Aug 2024
Episode 4 - Multiculturalism has failed, get rid
Dorian announces that multiculturalism simply hasn't worked; it's a shame, it was an interesting experiment but it’s time to hold our hands up and say, you should all just go back now.
Starring:
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
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15 Aug 2024
Episode 3 - No Even Go There
An intrepid Panic Station correspondent enters a terrifying no go zone: Birmingham.
Starting:
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
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8 Aug 2024
Episode 2 - The Unmistakeable Stench of Musk
Dorian accidentally causes the total destruction of a perfectly pleasant Yorkshire town by people trying to ‘protect our way of life.’
Starring:
Will Hislop
Ed Jones
Celeste Dring
Adrian Gray
Toussaint Douglass
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1 Aug 2024
Episode 1 – Panic on the streets of London
Dorian Watermill and the team are on the streets of Central London hoping to make a peaceful march look like a violent riot; but when Far Right, English thugs turn up they get more than they bargained for.
Free speech fan Dorian also welcomes censored children’s author Sir Richard Miles into the studio where he discovers that perhaps it was right the mad old bastard was silenced after all.
Episode 1 stars Will Hislop, Ed Jones, Felicity Ward, Adrian Gray and Nimisha Odedra.
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30 Jul 2024
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