Episode 137: Three Women, One Cowboy, and Way Too Much Humidity
This week it's all personal — and deeply relatable. el Jong breaks down how he went from struggling to date to juggling three incredible women at once, why he's finally ready to choose just one, and how you end things kindly with someone you genuinely like. Meanwhile, Lucy hasn't had sex in six months, her ex's birthday is this weekend, and the man she met at Viva Las Vegas is landing in New York to find out if vacation chemistry is actually real. They also go deep on pheromones, whether showering before sex kills attraction, and the surprisingly complicated logistics of a major height difference in bed.
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27 Apr 2026
Episode 136: Winning
It's been a minute, but after some re-recordings, we have some juicy updates!
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
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Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com
Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
26 Nov 2025
Episode 135: Mustaches and Misadventures
More actual date updates this time! And a very handsome guy celebrated a birthday!
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Connect with Parade of Dicks:
E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com
Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong
Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
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