Mars Attacks!
Of Gods and Men
A Man for All Seasons
Brain Donors
Fargo
Shadowlands
Rivers and Tides
The Dancer Upstairs
Sunshine
The Lion in Winter
Howard's End
The Edge
Stop Making Sense
Fire in the Sky
To End All Wars
Glen Gary Glen Ross
The Apartment
8 1/2
Primer
Vanya on 42nd
My Dinner with Andre
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
The Long Kiss Goodnight
The Tao of Steve
In America
Changeling
Chinatown
Roger Dodger
Alien
Aliens
Beautiful Girls
The Verdict
Opportunity Knocks
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Waking Life
London Blvd.
Persepolis
Ghost in the Shell
The Host
This is England
Get Low
Another Year
In the Name of the Father
Big Night
Dinner Rush
Winchell
The Foot Fist Way
The Spy Who came in from the Cold
Goodfellas
The Edukators (Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei)
The Triplets of Belleville
Sweet & Lowdown
Shanghai Knights
18 Apr 2020
KUNG FLU
An important message from Donny Casino.
14 Feb 2020
little danny magics valentibes day store
no money
down?
31 Oct 2019
SPOOKY 15
Sup. I got nothing. Have a happy Halloween.
10 Aug 2019
Not #14
Dude, long time.
25 Jun 2019
#13 - Stupid messages left by my brother
Leave a message after the beep.
15 Jun 2019
#12 - Recipes for yo'ass.
CHICKEN TONIGHT (https://youtu.be/xnjcVvO40bg)
My Dad's Microwave Hot Dog's (https://youtu.be/yC1O2L4wWqo) - go to 0:28
Diamond Juice
Ingredients
Frozen bottle of Ketel One (ALWAYS keep your vodka in the freezer)
Frozen martini glass (ALWAYS keep your martini glasses in the freezer)
A lemon (ALWAYS have a lemon)
Flavor Burgers
Ingredients for one patty
(easily doubles, triples, etc)
3 oz ground beef, 85/15 meat/fat ratio 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon yellow American mustard 1/2 oz grated cheddar (mild or sharp) 1/8 teaspoon salt
Toppings
I like to top this burger with ketchup, mayonnaise, pickle chips and crisp iceberg lettuce.
Rude Chicken
(You must brine, keep in mind!)
Ingredients
4 lb. chicken, giblets removed 1 cup salt
1/2 cup sugar
Olive oil or butter
Black Pepper
Beer Butt Chicken
INGREDIENTS:
A 5-lb. chicken with all the guts teared out 1 aluminum can of beer, half full
1tsp onion powder
1tsp garlic powder
1/2tsp salt
1/2tsp pepper
Spray oil
(It's not real complicated)
13 Apr 2019
Episode 11. 9 Years Ago We Went to Pittsburgh.
There's not much else to tell you guys.
Love and light Girlfriends.
23 Mar 2019
X is the Roman Numeral for Ten
My little brother is a funny dude
A lot of funny shit happened to him
My other brother pretty funny too
Ain't seen him in a minute though. ——————————————- we took a break for the answers. It’s been 9 years.
Just in case of rough waters, I wanna put one up for my brothers
16 Mar 2019
Numbah Nine Numbah Nine Numbah Nine
See me after class.
8 Mar 2019
#8
Love and Light Girlfriends.
26 Feb 2019
A 37 year old father of 2 makes a trip to GameStop
#7
What looks like daycare and operates like a payday loan office
Who gets stupider with stickers than grandpappy and his label gun?
I’ll paint ya a picture in case it ain’t clear.
At a kiosk a kid plays the same damn game since his Dad dropped him off.
He looks like he’s gotta go wee-wee and his stomping feet flatten the lunchables he left on the floor.
“At least eat the Rainbow sprinkles off the Rugrats shaved bologna burrito you little bastard”
They’re starving in China but my healer had better be level hallelujah by Thursday
Center store I see a bargain bin sad as a lawn sale and shitter besides
If these untouchables were toys they’d have a domino, a head of a doll and a table for her
Only it’s the plastic piece from a takeout pizza
I spit sunflower seeds on the lot and park a booger on Boogerman
“Pre-order bonuses you bitches!” And then I hear it.
NG! NGH NGH!
Let me show you that in slo mo since you might have missed it
It’s conversation at the counter I think? How to time attacks to beat a boss in Zelda.
Hey leisure suit Larry, I fucking holler, pipe the fuck down, I’m trying to depreciate your inventory over here.
Quite the job since you’ve already trashed the joint scrounging for pokemon pre-order codes or some shit I mean even my house is more hygienic
My house
Where taco-bell wrappers do double duty as toilet paper, and Christmas paper and acid paper and rolling paper and
“did you pre-order paper Mario” he cuts in
Oh I get it buying games is some serious baby-adopting, organ transplanting Citizenship applying, space shuttle trip taking business,
except in your special case the K-mart across the street is blue lighting babies, hearts, visas and a spaceship for 25 cents a flight
and no I don’t need refund insurance for a disc that’s dangling from a moron’s rear view mirror besides what would one more booger matter?
And that ain’t all – he wonders whether I got used games on me
I check the Chewbacca bandolier I’m not wearing and laugh
I make more scratch in a single post about air pockets compadre
I’ll zap your bowels so full of them shits you’ll float away saying Dig-Dug Did Ya In
He calls that a challenge and reckons right
So we lower the lights, lock the doors, hang up the out to lunch sign and turn on HALO – hey I can’t help it there ain’t no computers in this Hacienda other than the Texas instrument he calls a cash register
I’m checking out his half of the screen and he says so
Of course I am asshole and I dab a big brown nose nugget on his junk – there’s your crosshair – maybe now you just might hit me!
Killtacular.
Clearly he ain’t cuttin’ it and wants to try tetris or some such
So the whiskey nerd sends the vodka nerd across the river don by spelling LOL and NOOB in blocks with one hand while browsing the message boards with the other
What came next I should have foreseen but somehow failed to.
Karaoke Revolution. You tube meme in the making and a sure fired sack shrinker for the cashier jockey.
You win I yell.
Or rather you’re diaper fell off in the playland ballpen – And I’m bouncing before the skittles become woppers and the whole rainbow starts tasting like a training toilet
I’m hardly a hero that’s true
However I do grab the kid from the kiosk and direct him to the door.
Go on Git! You saw Metroid. You know the score! This motherfucking brain is about to blow! I’ll be right behind you, grazing your Rugrat’s burrito.
18 Feb 2019
#6 gratitude ramblings and shout outs
Yeah
20 Jan 2019
I knew a guy.
Tavern Talk #5
11 Dec 2018
Are we still calling for Tavern Talk?
I want a 1982 Chevy Citation and a 1968 F100.
26 Oct 2018
TT#3
Eternal Screensaver of the Password Locked Mind
15 Sept 2018
Episode 2
Tavern talk episode #2
24 Jul 2018
TavernTalk
RealMenSayingRealThings
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