Pat’s Never Here

About Pat’s Never Here

Two (sometimes three) friends get together to talk about everything and nothing. Listen to us share stories, berate each other, and give our bad takes on random topics. Come laugh with (or at) us!

Publisher

Pats Never Here

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

17 Dec 2022

Latest episode

27 Mar 2024

Latest episodes

22 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   27 Mar 2024

   S.2 Ep.2 - 11/25/2023

   Dad didn't know PJ was graduating from college or where he was going to school; what is the return policy on adopting a child?

2. 

   13 Nov 2023

   S.2 Ep.1 - 11/04/2023

   The pod is so back! Pat takes us through the nauseating structure he needs in order to function. We go back through dads highlight reel; Evan shares his guilty pleasure.

3. 

   1 May 2023

   Ep. 20 - 04/29/23

   PJ makes the mistake of bringing up one of Pats "no-go" topics. We reminisce about PJ's time as a busboy and eventual artisanal pizza chef, and the circumstances surrounding his eventual firing. Pat has a major problem with drinks that don't need to be refrigerated, and Evan makes an outlandish claim about the number of chicken nuggets he can eat in one sitting. Is naming your kid DeColdest or Juice considered child abuse, or just savvy business practice?

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

2 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

4 ratings

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Guest appearances

Does not typically book guests

Based on episode analysis; this does not confirm that the show is currently accepting guests.