Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.
From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.
Episode 29 - Set Pieces Killing Football? Title Predictions & UCL Draw!
In Episode 29 of the Pattern Play Podcast, Tim is joined by Linde (Chelsea) and Balin (Man United) to discuss United’s surge to third under Carrick and what it says about past recruitment and the current squad. We debate claims that Arsenal and set pieces are “destroying football,” arguing the bigger issue is the Premier League’s increasing physicality and inconsistent refereeing around pushing and grappling at corners. The conversation shifts to the Champions League draw, with Barcelona and ...
24 Feb 2026
Episode 28 - A Closer Look at Arsenal
Arsenal’s Derby Win, Title Nerves & Trophy Predictions. Episode 28 of the Pattern Play Podcast features a conversation focused mainly on Arsenal after a 4–1 North London derby win. We also debate Arsenal’s recurring issues with game management immediately after scoring, individual errors and pressure-related mistakes, and whether momentum should be sustained rather than slowed. 00:00 Derby Day Reactions 03:34 Gyökores Breakthrough 07:41 Title Race Pressure 18:10 Fixing the Left Wi...
18 Feb 2026
Episode 27 - Title Race Drama & Managerial Merry-Go-Round
The crew tackles Liverpool's City controversy, Szoboszlai's brilliance, and Arsenal's title race nerves. Plus: Man United's bounce, Forest's managerial chaos record, the viral hair-streak saga, and bold predictions for who wins the league and claims top four. 00:45 Liverpool Check-In +City Game Controversy 05:45 Chris Breaks Down the City Game + Tactical Tweaks 11:57 Man United’s Bounce, The United Strand's Viral Hair Streak & Run-In Predictions 20:46 Managerial Chaos: Wolves, Forest &am...
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