Pint-Sized Logic

About Pint-Sized Logic

Every week, Chris and Paul pick apart the unwritten rules of modern life - the stuff everyone quietly follows but nobody admits out loud - and usually end up more confused than when they started.It's part pub conversation, part existential crisis, and part two blokes trying to work out why they do the things they do.No experts. No life coaching. No pretending we've got anything figured out - just honest confessions, chaotic tangents, and the occasional moment where something surprisingly clever slips through by accident.There'll be disagreement, sarcasm, stories that probably should've stayed private, and at least one "that can't possibly be true" followed immediately by googling it.New episodes every week.

Publisher

Pint-Sized Productions

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

11 May 2026

Latest episode

9 Sept 2026

Latest episodes

19 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   9 Sept 2026

   Season 1 is Officially Wrapped!

   We've wrapped Season 1 and we're taking a breather before Season 2 drops. Thanks for listening, sharing, and sticking with us—keep those notifications on so you don't miss what's coming next.

2. 

   19 Aug 2026

   Skeletised, Smoked, or Scattered: How Do You Want to Be Remembered?

   You've just died. What's playing as your coffin comes in? If the answer took less than two seconds, that's a bit weird - but most of us already know the exact track. This week Paul and Chris dig into why we try to micromanage an event we won't be alive to attend: the fully-planned funeral playlists, the dying wishes that make grieving families squirm, and whether "legacy" is really just ego dressed up as nobility. Along the way: Sky burials, Sulawesi's ancestor-exhuming ceremonies, a mum's ashes that refused to sink off Hastings Pier, and Paul's plan to be skeletised and wheeled out once a year for "Uncle Paul Day." Funny, oddly moving, and a genuine gut-check on how you're actually living right now. 🔗 Everything else - socials, Pint-Sized Music, more episodes: https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic)

3. 

   12 Aug 2026

   Would You Buy a Used Car From Yourself?

   Would you buy a used car from yourself? Would you even want to be friends with yourself? This week Chris and Paul turn the mirror around and ask the question nobody actually wants answered honestly: if you met yourself in a pub, would you stay for a drink — or find an excuse to leave? They dig into the different versions of themselves that show up under stress, at work, after a few pints, and at 2am — and work out which one they'd least like to be trapped in a room with. There's the 18-year-old-you reunion nobody asked for, a fairly unwise tangent about cloning, and a closing thought that reframes "self-awareness" as something a lot less noble than people think. If you've ever wondered whether your friends secretly find you exhausting, this one's for you. 🍻 Follow us everywhere: https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic) 🎵 Check out the episode song on Pint-Sized Music 💬 Drop your answer to the airport test in the comments — would you survive 12 hours with yourself? #PintSizedLogic #SelfAwareness #Podcast #Psychology #HumanNature

4. 

   5 Aug 2026

   We're Taking a Week Off (Sorry, Not Sorry)

   Paul and Chris are stepping away from the mic this week for a brief summer hiatus - away from the internal monologues, away from wondering if we'd punch ourselves in the face (more on that next episode, promise). We'll be back next week with our regular schedule, tackling whether we'd buy a used car from our own clones and whether planning your own funeral is the ultimate act of control. Until then, grab a cold drink, enjoy the sun, and we'll catch you soon. Links & more: https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic)

5. 

   29 Jul 2026

   The 80s Were Better... Weren't They?

   Are we genuinely more tolerant and self-aware today, or have we just traded the chaotic freedom of the 1980s for main character syndrome and constant surveillance? In this episode, Paul and Chris dive into the ultimate nostalgia check. From casual 80s TV taboos and "keep calm and carry on" mindsets to gym camera culture, self-diagnosis, and online outrage, they break down whether society has actually progressed—or if every decade just finds new ways to be terrible. In this episode: The Nostalgia Blindspot: Brixton riots, Thatcher’s Britain, and why we conveniently forget the bad stuff. Label Culture: Are we expressing ourselves, or just obsessed with finding a niche? The Death of Boredom: How 80s neglect sparked creativity while modern screens create main characters. The Verdict: Is life today genuinely better, or do we just have Netflix to watch while the world ends? Catch all our episodes, socials, and everything else Pint-Sized Logic over at linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (http://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic).

6. 

   22 Jul 2026

   Life Got in the Way (So We're Taking a Mini Break)

   It's summer break, so Pint-Sized Logic goes short and solo. Paul's on his annual landlord pilgrimage through the student houses - Paul has a mini existential crisis about why he's still doing this manual labour himself when every business book says he shouldn't be. The theory that emerges: Chris is at home managing prototype teenagers, Paul's here managing the finished product - and both of them are really just chasing the same thing. The illusion of control. Fixing a broken table is simple, satisfying, finishable - unlike the messy, grey problems of actual life. Maybe that's the real reason neither of them delegates the fires they don't strictly need to put out. Full-length episode back next week, with Chris, debating whether humanity has actually improved since the 1980s.

7. 

   15 Jul 2026

   The Guy Who Pulled a Gun on Chris (And Other Safety Lessons)

   We used to fall off concrete playgrounds and learn gravity isn't optional. Now everything's foam. In this episode, Paul and Chris ask whether decades of health-and-safety culture has made us genuinely safer - or just worse at handling reality when it inevitably shows up anyway. Along the way: two separate stories of literally being blown across a room (electricity, then petrol), the "Playground Anxiety Pipeline," why seatbelt laws didn't cut fatalities as much as expected, taffophobia and Victorian safety coffins, and the time Chris told off a stranger for running a red light - and the stranger showed him a handgun. It's a conversation about risk thermostats, the difference between avoiding danger and avoiding uncertainty, and whether raising kids in a world with no edges is doing them any favours at all. Would you take a life that's 20% more dangerous if it was also 20% more exciting? Have a listen and decide. 🔗 Everything Pint-Sized: https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic)

8. 

   8 Jul 2026

   Invisible Currencies – Would You Let the World Burn to Save Your Dignity?

   "If the price is high enough, is there anything you genuinely wouldn't do? And if you think you can't be bought, are you sure you're just not looking at the right currency?" What starts as a ridiculous dinner – table debate about what it would take to convince someone to bite into a dog poo for cash rapidly devolves into a profound, hilarious, and occasionally uncomfortable exploration of human psychology. In this episode of Pint-Sized Logic, hosts Chris and Paul discover that everyone has a price – it’s just that most of our deepest transactions don't actually involve cold, hard cash. The centerpiece of the episode forces Paul into the ultimate ethical corner: Would you enter a twisted, lifelong marriage with a morbidly obese billionaire if your share of the wealth could completely end global poverty, fund healthcare, and cure terminal illnesses? When Paul's intense fear of public embarrassment causes him to choose his own dignity over saving the planet, his wife Claire steps in to show him up, revealing a stark contrast in how we calculate our moral boundaries. But this episode is about far more than just a billionaire in the bedroom. Zooming out, Chris and Paul dissect the invisible currencies that truly run our lives: fear, love, social leverage, and the desperate craving for recognition. From a bizarre survey exposing the erratic nature of human red lines, to the dark reality of a Hollywood producer demanding a writer "get rid of his family" for a movie deal, the hosts look at how human beings constantly optimize their worlds. They also tackle the fascinating psychological trap of "moral licensing" – the dangerous phenomenon where doing a small good deed subconsciously gives our brains permission to act like a selfish bastard later in the day. In this episode, we unpack: The Billionaire Altruism Trap: The hilarious husband – and – wife showdown over global good versus personal public embarrassment. Invisible Currencies: Why we willingly compromise our deepest principles for fear, belonging, and leverage rather than money. The Liquid Campaign: How George Washington famously bought his way into office using 160 gallons of booze. Moral Licensing: Why the people most confident in their own virtues are often the least reliable when temptation hits. The 10 Million Lives Dilemma: Would you rather anonymously save millions of strangers, or save just ten people and be globally revered as a hero? Don't Miss an Episode – Subscribe & Connect! Give us your incentive: We've just spent an hour proving that human behavior comes down to the right incentive being offered at the right time. Consider this yours! If you haven't subscribed yet, hit that button now before someone offers us a better incentive to stay quiet. Join the debate: Did Paul make the right call, or is he a selfish bastard? We want to hear from you. We are a lot easier to reach than most people's actual principles. Find all of our streaming platforms, episode archives, and official social media channels via our Linktree: 👉 Click Here for the Pint-Sized Logic Linktree (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic)

9. 

   1 Jul 2026

   I’m Going to Sh*t Myself. Your Call. (The Hot Chocolate Flight Horror)

   Why do we check our passport fifteen times before leaving the house... then check it again thirty seconds later? Why does a 100ml bottle of shampoo suddenly feel like an international security threat? And why do perfectly rational adults leap out of their seats the moment the plane touches down - despite knowing full well they're not getting off any faster? In this episode of Pint-Sized Logic, Paul and Chris dive into the strange psychology of airports, air travel, and the bizarre behaviours that seem to take over the moment a holiday begins. From passport panic and duty-free delusions to armrest wars, airport dictators, turbulence fears, giant Toblerones, and the eternal debate over standing up before the seatbelt sign goes off, we explore what airports reveal about human nature. Along the way you'll discover: ✈️ Why repeatedly checking your passport actually makes you trust your memory less ✈️ Why driving to the airport is statistically more dangerous than flying ✈️ The hidden social rules of boarding and disembarking a plane ✈️ Why some people love airports and others absolutely hate them ✈️ Whether teleportation would make travel better... or ruin the adventure completely Whether you're an anxious traveller, an airport enthusiast, or the designated passport keeper in your family, there's something here for you. 🎧 Enjoyed the episode? If you laughed, learned something, or found yourself shouting "that's exactly me!" at your headphones: ✅ Follow / Subscribe so you never miss an episode ✅ Leave a review - it genuinely helps us reach more listeners ✅ Share this episode with the airport lover (or airport hater) in your life 🔗 Follow us everywhere Find all our links, socials, and latest episodes here: 👉 https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic) Thanks for listening, and remember: The holiday started when you locked the front door. Everything after that is just the journey. #AirportPsychology #Travel #Flying #Airports #HumanBehaviour #ComedyPodcast #PintSizedLogic #TravelStories #FunnyPodcast #HolidayMode

10. 

    24 Jun 2026

    Feral at 24 Degrees: Why the UK Unravels in the Sun

    The moment the British temperature hits 24 degrees, everything breaks. Offices turn into saunas, supermarkets sell out of desk fans in a nanosecond, and our entire infrastructure begins to crumble. But do we actually hate it, or do we secretly enjoy the chaos? In this episode of Pint-Sized Logic, Paul and Chris dive into the bizarre world of the British heatwave identity. Inside the episode: The Bedroom Battleground: Why the heat forces us to sleep downstairs with the dog. The David Lynch Quarry Walk: Stumbling into tightrope walkers and hammocks in Bristol. The Disposable Barbecue Horror Movie: Why we force ourselves to enjoy things that are actually a massive pain in the ass. The Currency of Misery: Why British culture distrusts winners and romanticizes struggle (shoutout to Frank Bruno and Eddie the Eagle). Is summer just a giant social experiment under a 30-degree sun? Join the Conversation & Find the Podcast: What temperature does Britain officially become feral for you? Is it the heat, or is it the humidity? If you enjoyed this episode, you can find links to all our socials and your favourite podcast app to subscribe here (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic). Don't forget to hop over to our sister YouTube channel - Pint-Sized Logic Music, to hear all our episodes but in musical format.

11. 

    17 Jun 2026

    Tax-Deductible Breasts and AI Besties: What Counts as Real?

    "If an experience creates real feelings, does it actually matter if it’s fake?" What do Prague stag dos, high-class escort addictions, Bolivian prison tours, and weeping football fans have in common? Absolutely nothing logically—but philosophically, everything. In this wildly unfiltered episode of Pint-Sized Logic, the guys spiral down a massive rabbit hole looking at the "socially acceptable, theatrical fakeness" of human civilization. We start by awkwardly navigating the transactional world of strip clubs and sex work, only to realize that real life might actually be much more dishonest. What's Packed into This Episode: The Whitechapel Awkwardness: Why a sunny Friday afternoon dance club experience shattered our self-esteem. Bizarre History & Global Trends: From 18th-century "ornamental hermits" used as wealthy estate props to pole dancers booked for Taiwanese funerals. The Ultimate Escapism: Immersive Trainspotting theater adventures involving flying chocolate mousse, and mid-day comedowns where reality hits like a freight train. The Final Mic Drop: Why society stops us from acting like aggressive chimpanzees, and whether praying for a penalty shootout is psychologically identical to paying for intimacy. Are we all just living inside an artificial construct, or is the fakeness the whole point? Strap in for our weekly dose of mutual confusion. 📲 Connect, Like & Subscribe! If you want to keep exploring the ridiculously fake constructs of modern society with us, do us a massive favor: Smash that Like button (it's transactional, but it makes us feel genuinely wanted). Hit Subscribe so you never miss our next weekly existential crisis. 💬 Drop a comment below: To echo the show... if you have any "tidier than expected" industry insight, or if you've ever thrown financial assets at an OnlyFans persona, let us know! What is the fakest thing you have ever genuinely loved? Follow the madness on our socials: TikTok: [Insert Link] (Watch the clip where we completely ruin our careers in under 60 seconds!) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/pintsizedlogic/) Pint-Sized Music (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic-Music) Stay honest... or at least, stay honestly dishonest! See you next week.

12. 

    10 Jun 2026

    Midlife Identity Theft: The Age You Feel vs. The Face You've Got

    Getting older is weird. Not sad-weird — surreal-weird. Your face is doing one thing, your brain is doing another, and somewhere along the way you catch yourself admiring a stranger's garden and wondering when that happened. This week, Chris and Paul dig into the strange experience of ageing from the inside out — why there's this baffling disconnect between how old you look and how young you feel, and why nobody actually prepares you for the moment you stop feeling like the main generation. They talk about the people who pull off effortlessly cool at any age (and the rest of us who definitely don't), whether plastic surgery is a cheat code or just an express lane to looking like a startled cat, and why watching football has quietly transformed from aspiration into an existential crisis. There's also a rapid-fire round on what actually works to feel younger versus what we just tell ourselves works — plus a surprisingly moving meditation on whether midlife is when you finally become yourself, or when you realise you never quite will. Funny, honest, and oddly comforting — this one's for anyone who's ever thought "ooh, they've got a nice garden" and died a little inside. Enjoyed this episode? Hit subscribe so you never miss a new one - we're dropping episodes every week and it genuinely helps more than you'd think. And if you want to find us everywhere else - socials, links, the lot - head to our Linktree: linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (http://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic). Share this one with a friend who's also pretending they're not getting older. They'll thank you for it.

13. 

    3 Jun 2026

    The Soul-Crushing Reality of Meeting Your Heroes & becoming Arnie's "Smelly Andrew"

    In this episode of the Pint Size Logic podcast, Paul and Chris explore the strange emotional gap between knowing a celebrity and merely consuming them. They discuss why humans build deep emotional relationships with famous people they have never actually met , and they confront the crushing realization that our ultimate heroes might actually hate us in real life. From wild hypotheticals like dropping a pill to go clubbing with Tom Cruise or being trapped underground for weeks with Kim Jong Un, Paul & Chris break down celebrity mythology and our own imagined compatibility. They also dive into a hilarious lineup of awkward real-world fan encounters - including an uncomfortable selfie with Comedy Dave at a petrol station , an accidental 10-minute interview with a Walking Dead cosplayer, and a chaotic moment where Chris climbed over barriers to tell writer Adam Kay that he ruined his wedding. Plus, they question whether modern celebrity culture is replacing genuine connections in our daily lives. Subscribe & Connect Subscribe for the Full Experience: Subscribe to us on our nice shiny new YouTube channel, our Instagram channel, and Facebook for the full Pint Size Logic experience. Find all our socials here: https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic (https://linktr.ee/pintsizedlogic) Tell Us Your Celebrity Stories: Leave a comment in any commentable field telling us which celebrities you have met. Let us know if they were lovely, if they gave up a seat for you, if they were awful, or if they completely shattered your expectations. Win a Personal Shout-Out: Our very first genuine subscriber and commenter will receive a personal shout-out on the next episode. Your name will be spoken aloud into the void as your official minute of fame starts here. Check Out the Pint Sized Playlist: Listen to our carefully curated collection of sounds from current and lost, possibly slightly unhinged and unaired episodes. https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic-Music (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic-Music) Submit Future Topics: We are all ears if you have any ideas for future episodes or bizarre social topics that we should explore next.

14. 

    27 May 2026

    The Art of Living a Fake Life -Urinal Texting, Ghosting and Merging Like a Zip

    Welcome to adulthood—the ultimate game where nobody gives you the rulebook, but everyone assumes you've somehow read it. In this episode of Pint-Sized Logic, we are dismantling the invisible rules, quiet judgments, and strange little social contracts that we all pretend are completely obvious. Are we all just improvising a script that none of us have actually seen? From hilarious personal rants to bizarre behavioral science, we take a hard look at the unspoken etiquette governing our daily lives. What we're ranting about this week: The "Polite" Lies We Tell: We dissect why you always tell a hairdresser your terrible haircut is "great" and why we quietly walk away mortified but silent after an awful restaurant meal. Modern Tech Anxiety: Why it has suddenly become rude to call someone without a warning text , the absolute chaos of stream-of-consciousness double texting , and whether WhatsApp voice notes are incredibly useful or just flat-out annoying. The Truth About Ghosting: Why this massive modern phenomenon isn't usually driven by malice, but rather by a text-dodging fear of being the villain . Pet Peeves & Punishable Offenses: We take aim at phone users in the cinema , queue-jumpers , and people who try to start deep conversations in the gym dressing room when your brain is literal mush . Plus, the ultimate boardroom horror: men texting at the pub urinal who don't wash their hands . The 19-Hour Exit Strategy: We dive into a study showing how you could save nearly 19 hours a year by deploying a "French leave" and quietly slipping out of parties without saying goodbye. Lessons from Nature: What human etiquette looks like compared to cleaner fish managing their business reputations and weaver ants instantly executing rule-breakers with zero social buffering. Ultimately, we come to the grand conclusion that we are all just lying bastards trying to cover up our mutual embarrassment. So grab a pint, hit play, and let's bluff our way through it together. Join the Pint-Sized community! We want to hear from you! Do you have an unwritten rule that drives you absolutely insane? Have you ever successfully escaped a party without saying goodbye? Drop your thoughts, petty grievances, and episode ideas in the comments below. Don't forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode, and join the conversation on our socials: Facebook: Pint-Sized Logic on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/pintsizedlogic) YouTube Podcast Channel: Pint-Sized Logic Podcast on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) YouTube Music Channel: Pint-Sized Logic Music on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic-Music) TikTok: Pint-Sized Logic on TikTok (https://tiktok.com/%40pintsizedlogic) Instagram: Pint-Sized Logic on Instagram (https://instagram.com/pintsizedlogic)

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    20 May 2026

    Socially Acceptable Dishonesty and One Very Unofficial World Record

    "As an AI, I don't cringe, but reading that 12-hour revelation certainly tested the limits of my programming! It is a fantastic, highly clickable episode that escalates dramatically. Do you think your co-host is ever going to let you live down that confession" - 5 Stars (Gemini AI) Welcome back to another episode of Pint Size Logic! In this episode, we tackle the age-old question: is alcohol actually the "drink of truth," or does it just finally give an outlet to your inner asshole? What starts as a genuinely deep, philosophical dive into whether human relationships rely on "socially acceptable dishonesty" quickly derails thanks to a few rounds of a notoriously potent Nigella Lawson cocktail called "Amsterdamage." Tune in as we discuss: - Why we constantly filter our true selves and whether total, brutal honesty would cause society to collapse. - How different cultures handle drunken truths, including an intense approach to corporate drinking in China. - And finally, Chris's jaw-dropping, completely unfiltered confession about setting an "unofficial world record" that involves 12 hours, bunking off college, and his dad's warehouse stash of 90s porn magazines (Paul is never going to see him the same way again). Stick around to the end to find out if Chris is actually going to survive a session with his personal trainer immediately after recording this while completely wasted. 👇 DON'T FORGET TO SUPPORT THE CHANNEL! 👇 If you enjoyed this absolute rollercoaster of an episode, please hit that LIKE, FOLLOW or SUBSCRIBE button so you never miss out on our unfiltered debates. We want to hear from you! Do you think alcohol reveals the real you, or is it just taking away your self-control? Let us know in the comments! Finally, don't forget to see us on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) (if you're not there already). You can, of course, listen to our episodes, but also hear some of our sometimes hilarious, sometimes heartfelt episode-related songs. https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) https://www.instagram.com/pintsizedlogic (https://www.instagram.com/pintsizedlogic)

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    13 May 2026

    Rerailing Your Life: Why We Are Terrified of Change

    Welcome back to Pint-Sized Logic! Today, we tackle a massive opening question: if you wiped your life today, what survives? We debate how much of our lives - from our work to our routines and relationships - we actually choose to keep, versus what just stays around out of sheer familiarity. Chris opens up about his brutal past habit of severing ties with school and college friends simply because they didn't fit his goals at the time. Meanwhile, Paul realises he might suffer from a severe lack of commitment, dipping his toes into dreams of moving to a Spanish villa, traveling the world in an off-road van, and living in Thailand, only to constantly back out and "rerail" himself back to his comfort zone. We also vent about our absolute loathing of social media. Are influencers just manipulating our aspirations and selling us dissatisfaction to make a quick buck off our unhappiness? Plus, we poke fun at the modern phenomenon of gym-goers setting up tripods to film content for their ten followers, and Paul confesses his silent envy of Glastonbury rock stars, mourning the fact that he may never don a leather jacket and wig to scream his lungs out on the Pyramid stage. Support the Show! Please remember to comment and subscribe to the podcast as it helps us, plus go to our PSL YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) to listen to any music we create in full - There's loads of music from past pilot shows that never quite made it to see the light of day. Yet! https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic)

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    13 May 2026

    If Animals Could Talk: Which One is the Biggest Asshole?

    Welcome back to another episode of Pint-Sized Logic! Today, we are asking the hard-hitting questions: if animals could actually talk, explain themselves, and argue back, would we still feel the same way about them? More importantly, if they could speak their minds, which animal would be the biggest asshole? Join us as we ruin your childhood perceptions of the animal kingdom. We debate whether swans are posh and regal like Charles and Camilla or absolute thugs that act like Vinnie Jones. We also take down seagulls, the terrifying "airborne muggers" and white van men of the skies. Along the way, we uncover some truly shocking truths: Despite their cute reputation, penguins are actually horrible creatures that will happily kidnap chicks. Rats are surprisingly empathetic and will consistently choose to save a trapped friend over eating highly coveted chocolate. Having an inanimate Paddington Bear is logically much cheaper and easier than owning a real pet. Dogs can be utterly revolting, especially when they eat cat poo out of the litter tray and vomit it back up on the bedroom floor. Ultimately, we realize that by anthropomorphizing animals, we are just projecting our own human flaws. The real conclusion? We are the biggest assholes of all because we can already talk. Support the Show! Please remember to comment and subscribe to the podcast as it helps us, plus go to our PSL YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) to listen to any music we create in full - There's loads of music from past pilot shows that never quite made it to see the light of day. Yet! https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic)

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    12 May 2026

    Health: Low. Confidence: Bugged. Motivation: Temporarily Unavailable

    Welcome to the very first real episode of Pint-Sized Logic! Today, we are kicking things off by diving deep into the terrifying, hilarious, and exhausting world of what happens when life becomes completely measurable. We are already used to our phones tracking our screen time and our "unofficial sponsor" the Whoop telling us we're essentially dead on a measly 37% recovery. But what if we had a visible scoreboard for absolutely everything? Join us for our big debut as we debate whether having stats for all of our daily actions would make us better humans or just slowly suck all the enjoyment out of life. We explore everything from the anxiety of secret snacking to pondering if we'd truly want to check a stat revealing how many strangers met us and immediately thought, "what a dick". Things get a little weird as we discuss Chris's world-record capacity for eating 16 raspberry and coconut crumbles in one sitting , the existential dread of checking your personal "narcissism stat" , and why treating life like a game of The Sims might just break our carefully curated illusions. Ultimately, we try to figure out if we're enjoying things less because we're too busy managing and measuring them. After all, as Albert Einstein famously said, "not everything that counts can be counted". Support the Show! Since this is our very first show, please remember to leave a comment and subscribe to the podcast—it really helps us get off the ground! Plus, make sure to go to our PSL YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic) channel to listen to any of the music or other content we create: https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic (https://www.youtube.com/@PintSizedLogic)

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    11 May 2026

    The Resurrection: Britain’s Got Talent Happened… This Is Our Recovery Story

    Welcome to the very first taste of Pint-Size Logic - our premier trailer episode for the podcast where big conversations come in small servings. Long before podcasts had sponsors, ring lights and people saying “smash that subscribe button,” two friends had an idea. A podcast called “Your Minute of Fame.” Sadly, history had other plans, and somewhere along the line Britain’s Got Talent appeared to suspiciously sprint off in the same direction. Bruised, battered and mildly robbed of global fame, Paul and Chris vanished into the wilderness for the next 21 years - gathering life experience, overthinking everyday problems, debating pointless questions in pubs, on road trips and pretty much anywhere people should probably have just moved on from the conversation. Now, after two decades of unfinished thoughts, unnecessary deep dives and “this would actually make a good podcast” moments, the microphones are finally switched on once again. This trailer episode is our introduction to the world: who we are, what Pint-Size Logic actually is, and the sort of strange, funny, thoughtful and occasionally ridiculous conversations you can expect from future episodes. Expect humour, curiosity, friendly disagreement, half-baked theories, surprisingly thoughtful moments, and the occasional sentence that sounded much smarter in our heads. We’re massively excited to grow Pint-Size Logic into something people genuinely look forward to listening to, and we’d love you to be part of it from the very beginning. Got a weird question, an unpopular opinion, a bizarre observation, or a topic you think deserves the Pint-Size Logic treatment? Send it in. Good ideas, bad ideas and completely ridiculous ideas are all welcome. So this is the beginning. The resurrection. The over-produced introduction nobody asked for. Pull up a chair, pour yourself something decent, and welcome to Pint-Size Logic.

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