Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off

About Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off

Welcome to Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off, the only podcast where the greenlight means nothing, and the budget is always “TBD.” Each week, hosts Marcus and Tra$h Dog step into their imaginary studio boardroom to pitch the next big movie idea — no script, no plan, and definitely no rights to the IP. From gritty reboots no one asked for to high-concept disasters that would bankrupt a real studio, every episode is a love letter (and roast) to Hollywood’s wildest creative process. Think of it as Shark Tank meets late-night writer’s room, where every pitch is a blockbuster in theory… and a trainwreck in practice. Expect fake trailers, made-up stars, chaotic rewrites, and more plot holes than a $300 million franchise sequel. So grab your latte, put on your executive sunglasses, and get ready to say the words every studio fears most: “Let’s take this to development.” New episodes drop bi-weekly. No NDAs, no deadlines — just pure movie magic (with the sound off).

Publisher

totallyrealbands

Category

fiction

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

22 Oct 2025

Latest episode

29 Jul 2026

Latest episodes

20 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   29 Jul 2026

   Gold World: Heal His Brother or Kill His Brother | Turner Jackson

   What if the next great sci-fi trilogy began on Planet Chicago? Tra$h Dog and Marcus Macabre are joined by musician and creative force Turner Jackson to pitch Gold World—a sprawling galactic adventure about two brothers, a mythical moving planet, and a mission that could save their mother. Four thousand years in the future, Nero Light Runner abandons Planet Chicago, steals the family Star Skipper, and begins forcing his way toward Gold World. But the more Nero reaches through the veil, the sicker his mother becomes. Now his younger brother Paulie must cross the galaxy and confront him. He can heal his brother or kill his brother—but either way, he has to save his mother. Along the way, the boys create house-music space battles, lawless interplanetary travel, 200-year-old space elves, the Recycle Revolution, a prison-planet Earth, ancient recordings of Friday, cantina sword fights, holographic dads, and enough history to turn one movie into an entire franchise. Follow Turner Jackson Glamour Shot:https://www.glamourshotmusic.com/ “Blackout” by Glamour Shot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZGMavSntaY Snack City Bodega on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/snackcitybyitsabodega/ Follow the show YouTubeInstagramTikTokFacebookAll links PMWTSO is proudly sponsored by Totally Real Bands:https://totallyrealbands.com/ The movies are not silent. That’s just the name of the podcast. Timestamps 00:00 Heal his brother or kill his brother00:38 Welcome to PMWTSO01:13 Meet Turner Jackson03:27 Gold World is revealed05:04 A galactic love story09:00 Welcome to Planet Chicago10:33 The protectors of Gold World13:04 Nero goes rogue15:41 The Light Runner brothers17:11 Naming the characters19:04 Gold World can move21:01 The love story23:50 Paulie’s mother becomes sick24:40 The mission is revealed27:06 Building a trilogy28:36 Planet Chicago’s history30:55 Earthlings in space32:52 Paulie the swashbuckler34:02 The brothers’ backstory37:11 Nero’s fall from grace38:16 Twenty years later40:06 The search for Nero41:32 The cantina showdown42:34 A mysterious reunion43:27 Why Nero must be stopped44:16 End of Part One44:33 Turner’s plugs

2. 

   1 Jul 2026

   The Death Of Lady

   This week on Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off, we pitch The Death of Lady — a darkly funny, surprisingly emotional movie about Sandra Pond, an anonymous author known as Lady, who travels to a remote Irish town after a devastating tragedy and walks into a pub for one last drink. Unfortunately for her plan, the pub is full of people. There’s Chanticleer, a bartender played by Christopher Eccleston. Rhonda Ace, a darts-destroying Jennifer Connelly menace. An old man. An asshole. A happy couple. A locals-only darts night. A first-edition book. A bathroom breakdown. And maybe the exact kind of strange human connection that keeps someone alive. This episode somehow includes: • Amy Poehler as a dramatic lead• Jennifer Connelly playing darts like a weapon• Christopher Eccleston bartender energy• Rock-a-Doodle• Doctor Who• Highlander vs. Braveheart confusion• pretending to be Canadian• a spontaneous call-in segment• darts league politics• grief, jokes, and emotional whiplash• and the birth of a movie that might actually be beautiful Proudly sponsored by Totally Real Bands.Shop the sponsor: totallyrealbands.com Subscribe for more movie pitches, chaos, fake cinema history, and emotionally unstable plot development. PMWTSO Links:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@PMWTSOpodcastLinktree: https://linktr.ee/PMWTSOInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/pmwtso/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pmwtsopodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581963311781Sponsor: totallyrealbands.com 00:00 - Cold open: cartoon-character energy and sweater-based accusations00:57 - Totally Real Bands updates and baked potato memories01:29 - The first spark: “the last drink” movie idea02:01 - Picket and Stick It, Ferngully, and old animated movie chaos02:48 - Welcome to Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off03:39 - Why the movies are not actually silent04:14 - Subtitles, sound-off cinema, and watching movies wrong on purpose05:23 - Doctor Who, Buffy, and silent-concept storytelling08:31 - Christopher Eccleston enters the pitch09:05 - Building the bar, the author, and the fan10:26 - Naming the lead: Lady, Liberty, Sandra Pond, and pen names13:53 - Sandra Pond writes anonymously as Lady15:16 - Sponsor/giveaway break: 500 subscribers and Totally Real Bands15:41 - 1,000 subscriber pizza challenge16:03 - Dramatic irony and why anonymity matters17:04 - Finding the tone: dark comedy with heart17:36 - Sandra’s backstory begins19:49 - The tragedy: accident, loss, and survivor’s guilt21:35 - Opening scene: carnival joy into disaster22:55 - Casting Lady: Amy Poehler vs. Tina Fey24:37 - Where does Sandra go? Ireland starts taking shape25:07 - Accidental call-in segment begins26:24 - Jennifer Connelly gets added to the movie28:21 - Rhonda Ace, darts, and setting the pub in Ireland29:23 - Sandra pretends to be Canadian31:04 - The remote bed and breakfast setup31:32 - Highlander confusion begins33:53 - Braveheart confusion fully takes over35:49 - Time travel check and possible show segments36:40 - Back to the actual movie: Sandra enters the locals-only pub39:34 - Recap of Sandra Pond/Lady and the film’s emotional setup40:44 - From family joy to plane ride grief41:29 - Sandra checks into the quiet Irish inn43:39 - Sandra writes her final piece44:44 - Naming the pub: The Last Inn46:14 - Crazy Style booking promo47:21 - The pub cast: Chanticleer, Rhonda Ace, the old man, the asshole, and the couple48:16 - First drink, first bad interaction, and pub hostility49:21 - Sandra finds her own book on the pub shelf50:18 - Chanticleer reveals how much Lady’s writing means to him50:48 - Rhonda interrupts with darts and insults51:25 - Darts league night and Sandra becomes Rhonda’s handicap52:22 - The pub opens up and Sandra listens to everyone’s stories53:19 - Darts competition chaos54:03 - Sandra hits the winning shot55:06 - Sandra’s bathroom breakdown56:20 - The note comes back out57:56 - Rhonda finds Sandra and the emotional turn begins59:02 - Rhonda opens up and Sandra

3. 

   17 Jun 2026

   Uncle Magnus Is a Really Bad Guy | Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off

   This week on Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch a dark comedy called Uncle Magnus Is a Really Bad Guy — starring Jack Black as a mysterious, filthy-rich uncle who keeps injuring family members and paying them off after the fact. Tom Ditch has a problem: his son Edward wants to go to college, money is tight, and Uncle Magnus has a suspicious habit of writing checks whenever somebody gets hurt at the annual family gathering. So naturally, Tom hatches the worst possible plan: get injured by Uncle Magnus and cash in. Recorded at the haunted Black Monarch in Victor, Colorado, this episode includes gothic hotel vibes, fake mustaches, dangerous ladders, Canada slander, Tim Hortons crimes, Jack Black villain casting, Rashida Jones as Deb Ditch, Finn Wolfhard as Edward Ditch, and a descent into the ghoul catacombs. Like, comment, subscribe, and tell us: Would you take the Uncle Magnus injury payout? Follow Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off linktr.ee/pmwtso Check out our Sponsor totallyrealbands.com Chapters 00:00 Cold open: Haunted setup energy01:13 Welcome to Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off02:43 Real Life Latency03:42 This episode might be haunted04:16 The cursed hotel, 666, and the movie problem04:40 Naming Uncle Magnus05:35 Recording at The Black Monarch06:16 Uncle Magnus is a bad guy07:00 Meet Tom Ditch10:09 The actual movie pitch begins11:34 Introducing Uncle Magnus12:32 Poisonous octopus backstory14:31 Uncle Magnus flies everyone out15:17 Tom realizes the family injury pattern16:46 Casting Uncle Magnus16:49 Jack Black as evil Uncle Magnus18:14 The injury payout scheme19:16 Casting Deb Ditch21:36 Casting Edward Ditch23:56 The slapstick injury weekend25:13 Locking in the title26:00 Where does Uncle Magnus live?26:39 Richie Rich house tangent28:18 Tim Hortons crimes30:18 How does Tom finally get hurt?30:33 Does Canada have castles?31:35 Drake, Nickelback, and Canadian cameos34:51 Time machine logic35:57 The final injury brainstorming gets dark38:10 The family gives Edward the money40:17 Casting the least favorite actors41:23 Promo: book us to pitch a movie44:12 Drew Carey, Chris Farley, and cursed comparisons45:50 Uncle Magnus and fake mustaches47:36 The flashback structure48:03 Water sports and fish water polo50:03 Ghost hunting in the footage50:19 The ghoul catacombs ending

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