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This episode shatters everything you thought you knew about the world’s darkest secrets. Are the powerful sacrificing children? Is Utah hiding unnerving truths? The shocking files, the hidden messages — you're about to have your mind blown wide open.
Brace yourself as we dive headfirst into the most mind-boggling conspiracy theories, leaked emails linking Utah’s elites to Jeffrey Epstein, and stories so crazy they sound like fiction. We break down the disturbing details of secret rituals, government cover-ups, and the horrifying reality that evil might be lurking right beneath our noses.
You'll discover:
How Epstein’s emails connect to Utah’s secretive circles, Sandy to Salt Lake, and the Mormon Church’s dark dealings
The bizarre, grotesque rituals that supposedly involve blood sacrifices and underground tunnels
The shocking truth behind missing children in Utah and global child kidnapping rings
Why the elite don’t care about us — they’re playing a different game altogether
And the terrifying truth about what’s really happening behind closed doors in the world’s most powerful institutions
This isn’t just gossip — it’s a wake-up call. If you still believe the system is working, think again. The depth of this darkness might make you question everything.
Perfect for truth-seekers, conspiracy addicts, or anyone who’s ever looked at the world and thought, “Something’s not right here.” Prepare to have your assumptions shattered. Your worldview will never be the same after hearing these revelations.
Do you dare to uncover the truth? Hit play and let’s go deep. Trust me — you won’t want to miss this.
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4 Jan 2026
New Year's Eve Chaos: Subway Incidents, Swiss Fire & Concert Mix-Up
In this lively episode, Jahn and EV dive into a series of unexpected and humorous stories, from New Year's Eve mishaps to bizarre news headlines. They explore the strange coincidences of subway incidents, a fiery party in the Swiss Alps, and a mix-up involving a heavy metal band. The conversation is filled with laughter, speculation, and a touch of conspiracy theory humor.
Introduction: As the clock struck midnight, the world was ready to embrace a new year filled with hope and possibilities. But for Jahn and EV, the night unfolded with unexpected twists and turns that left them—and their audience—both bewildered and entertained.
New Year's Eve Chaos: Jahn and EV kicked off the night with plans that quickly went awry. From cold medicine-induced confusion to the bizarre subway incidents in New York, their stories were anything but ordinary. "We live in a simulation!" Jahn exclaimed, capturing the surreal nature of the events.
Swiss Alps Inferno: The duo delved into the fiery chaos of a New Year's Eve party in the Swiss Alps, where a seemingly innocent celebration turned into a scene from a horror movie. With 40 people dead and a hundred injured, the incident was a stark reminder of how quickly things can spiral out of control.
Lamb of God Mix-Up: In a lighter moment, Jahn and EV shared the hilarious mix-up involving a heavy metal band and a Christian concert. The confusion led to laughs and speculation, as they imagined the reactions of unsuspecting concert-goers.
Conspiracy Theories and Cold Medicine Confessions: Throughout the episode, Jahn's cold medicine confessions added a humorous touch, while EV's bartending tales provided a glimpse into the unexpected fun of a slow night. Together, they explored strange coincidences and conspiracy theories, leaving their audience both amused and intrigued.
Conclusion: As they reflected on seven years of podcasting adventures, Jahn and EV's playful banter and unique perspectives made for an unforgettable episode. Their ability to find humor in the unexpected and connect with their audience is what makes their podcast a must-listen.
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25 Dec 2025
Merry Christmas, A*******! Holiday Spectacular!
In this festive episode of Planet Ass, hosts Evan and Jahn dive into a series of hilarious and unexpected holiday stories. They discuss everything from creating drunken PowerPoint presentations to bizarre science experiments like the Lego poop test. The conversation also covers Santa's ICE makeover, the mystery of shrimp on treadmills, and a 92-year-old gamer grandma's triumph in a video game tournament. The episode is filled with laughter, holiday cheer, and outrageous tales.
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Podcast Authority Score: 15 / 100
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