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About Planet Dirtbag
Welcome to Planet Dirtbag. A cultural and semi-astrological commentary podcast hosted by two out of this world Gen-Z dirtbags: Alby and Hannah. Feel free to drop a voicemail or a text on our Hotline. Calls are anonymous, unless you identify yourself! 646-770-3558 Support the dirtbags: Patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag. Instagram.com/PlanetDirtbag Follow: @gnarlyastrology Follow: @wholeasshotdogbun
- Publisher
- Planet Dirtbag
- Category
- society & culture
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 21 Feb 2021
- Latest episode
- 19 Jun 2021
Latest episodes
16 episodes in the feed.
19 Jun 2021
There Is No Two State Solution w/ Andy Manuel
We’re back with Andy Manuel as our Third Mic. The gals give a life update, talk about boyfriends, and once again reiterate the importance of Pre-Gaming. We read Andy’s birth chart and talk astrology, of course. The babes weigh in on In The Heights. We also talk about Palestine and the violently occupied Palestinian land known as israel. Below are organizations that you can donate to, learn from, or organize with, such as BDS, a Palestinian-led organization working towards justice, equality, and human rights for Palestinians. https://bdsmovement.net/get-involved/join-a-bds-campaign?country=United+States (https://bdsmovement.net/get-involved/join-a-bds-campaign?country=United+States) https://humanappeal.org.uk/appeals/gaza-emergency-appeal (https://humanappeal.org.uk/appeals/gaza-emergency-appeal) https://imeu.funraise.org (https://imeu.funraise.org/) https://uscpr.org (https://uscpr.org/)
5 Jun 2021
I'm Not Two Faced, I'm Just A Gemini w/ Kitty
No one’s really sober this episode. The Dirtbags are joined by Kitty as our third mic. An episode weeks in the making, as Mercury Retrograde had the audio files in a deadlock. We talk about Gemini's, Gemini Archetype, Relationships, Attachment Styles, Exes, If It’s okay to keep in contact with Exes, and Dating. We also talk about Demi Lovato, Pronouns, Gender Identity, Pride, and there’s some patreon exclusives stuff that had to be cut from this episode. Basically, Gemini season is in full swing. if you can’t embrace a little duality and fun, that’s on u. Gemini' is a reminder to keep on partying even when the world is ending. Featuring this weeks theme's song by Gemini Artist: Competition - Azealia Banks Too Many People - Paul Mccartney
3 Jun 2021
Strip Tease w/ Ginger Zephyr
The gals meet up over 3 time zones to present: The High Vibe Hustler (https://www.instagram.com/highvibehustler/). Ginger is a dancer from Australia, a Reiki practitioner, NLP and hypnosis certified, and our latest guest. The girls ask Ginger about Dancing, Sex work, Whorephobia, Reiki, NLP, energy, and a whole lot more. Hannah mentions her Australia Is Fake conspiracy twitter account she’s had for three years. The dirtbags give a little birth chart reading, as well. Follow: Ginger Zephyr Website (https://highvibehustler.mykajabi.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/highvibehustler/) Podcast (https://open.spotify.com/show/4WYb3S8Z1RLghzEP4aCv49?si=vJNh41owS42mpiFLzPER2Q) More Resources Featuring Songs curated by Ginger Zephyr: Money Bag - Cardi B Fly - Maddie & Tae
22 May 2021
Unimaginable Upgrades w/ Snake Channeler
On our most esoteric episode yet, the dirtbags welcome the Snake Channeler (https://www.snakechanneler.com/)to our orbit. Stephanie Ulrich tells us all about her practice, the origins of her work, her personal drive, and a little bit of insight into the Snake Channel. The dirtbags ask about aliens, ghosts, magic, snakes, and the occult. This is a special and very magically charged episode, there’s also some channeled messages for the dirtbags as well! Tune in and experience the energy, imagine the unimaginable, and feel The Snake Channeler’s (https://www.instagram.com/snakechanneler/) one-of-a-kind vibe. Follow: Snake Channeler (Stephanie Ulrich) (https://www.snakechanneler.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/snakechanneler/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/snakechanneler) Snake Channeler (Podcast) (https://open.spotify.com/show/3bs2Zu068obp9cWMKhNfSR) Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/Snakechanneler) Website (https://www.snakechanneler.com) Support the Pod: Instagram (//Instagram.com/planetdirtbag) Patreon (//patreon.com/planetdirtbag) Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Snake Channeler Doin' it Right - Daft Punk ft. Panda Bear It's Okay To Cry - SOPHIE
11 May 2021
Six Talk w/ Astrologer Six (BlackWomenCry)
Planet Dirtbag welcomes @Blackwomencry AKA Astrologer Six (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjSnu2S6sDwAhV3ElkFHcubCtIQFjAAegQIBBAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blackwomencry.com%2F&usg=AOvVaw3yICmSrt1CMIiE0WmP0WWu) to our orbit for a very special episode. The girls ask about her astrological origin story, her current work, and more. We talk about the origin of the username Blackwomencry (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjSnu2S6sDwAhV3ElkFHcubCtIQFjABegQIAhAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fblackwomencry%2F%3Fhl%3Den&usg=AOvVaw3EYufxBHaFhIBDs04M9hsq), as well as finding out more about an iconic Sagittarius. The girls talk BDSM test results, mars signs, compatibility, current interests, as well as a unique look into an astrologer’s standard of practice. Basically, listen to the episode and hear her shine, a description can only do so much. Follow: Six The Astrologer (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjSnu2S6sDwAhV3ElkFHcubCtIQFjABegQIAhAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fblackwomencry%2F%3Fhl%3Den&usg=AOvVaw3EYufxBHaFhIBDs04M9hsq) Instagram (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjSnu2S6sDwAhV3ElkFHcubCtIQFjABegQIAhAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Fblackwomencry%2F%3Fhl%3Den&usg=AOvVaw3EYufxBHaFhIBDs04M9hsq) TikTok (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjfqfKb68DwAhUMKVkFHfc_CB4QFjAAegQIAxAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40blackwomencry%3Flang%3Den&usg=AOvVaw2haQOqWyPDFnReXe51wz6i) Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOfJ_ItTrvc) Website (https://www.blackwomencry.com/) Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Six the Astrologer: Archangel - Burial Belas - Eevee
4 May 2021
Planet Dirtbag’s Hotline Bling #2
The dirtbags are back with another Q&A episode! Our listeners have asked and we have responded. The girls give some tarot readings, astrological analysis, compatibility talks, predictions, advice, and opinions. We also get nosy about our own lives, and give the listeners some rare insight with readings by the hosts for the hosts. Featuring this week's theme song: Veneno Pa Tu Piel by Christina la Veneno Because I’m Me by The Avalanches
27 Apr 2021
I'm Not Stubborn, I'm Just A Taurus!
TW: Police Brutality, Violence, ED The dirtbags are back! Ready to share their thoughts on the Taurus Archetype, Taurus in the chart, and even more opinions about the Taurus Energy. We discuss Derek Chauvin’s Trial, Nancy Pelosi, Police Brutality, and Abolition. The dolls are also once again asked by the cosmos to talk about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Kim and Kanye, and Demi Lovato. The girls also talk about Thriftcon and the gentrification of thrifting. Featuring talks about New York City, MTA, Rudy Giuliani, Club Kids, Party Monster, James St James, Melancholia, and just two friends talking about life. Featuring this weeks' Taurus celebrity theme songs: Believe (Dj Delo & Mikypalma Remix) - Cher The Fear - Lily Allen
20 Apr 2021
There Are No Coincidences w/ Aliza Kelly
On a very gnarly episode we are joined by Aliza Kelly (http://alizakelly.com/): resident astrologer at Cosmopolitan (https://www.cosmopolitan.com/author/221570/aliza-kelly/) magazine, Podcast Host, (https://apple.co/2SukWT6)and author of The Mixology of Astrology: Cosmic Cocktails for Every Sign (http://bit.ly/2tNEioO), & Staring You: A Guided Journey Through Astrology (https://www.amazon.com/Starring-You-Journey-Through-Astrology/dp/1499809670/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542133159&sr=8-1&keywords=starring+you+aliza+kelly). On this week's episode we talk with Aliza about her origins with astrology, her upcoming book “This is Your Destiny” (https://www.instagram.com/thisisyourdestinybook/), Magick, The Occult, Social Media, Constellation Club, Mental Health, Spirituality, Mythos, The Art of Podcasting, Personas, Venus, Horoscopes, Outer Planets and more. Follow: Aliza Kelly (http://alizakelly.com) Instagram (http://instagram.com/alizakelly) / Twitter (https://twitter.com/alizakelly) / Podcast (https://apple.co/2SukWT6) Mixology of Astrology (http://bit.ly/2tNEioO) Staring You (https://www.amazon.com/Starring-You-Journey-Through-Astrology/dp/1499809670/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542133159&sr=8-1&keywords=starring+you+aliza+kelly) This is Your Destiny (https://www.instagram.com/thisisyourdestinybook/) Follow: The Podcast (http://instagram.com/planetdirtbag/) Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag) @Gnarlyastrology @wholeasshotdugbun Featuring this week's theme songs curated by Aliza Kelly: Mother of Earth by Gun Club Cherry Colored Funk by Cocteau Twins
14 Apr 2021
Bowling For Guns N’ Reform
TW// Suicide, Self Harm, Gun Violence: In this week’s episode the Dirtbags talk about the Towhid Massacre, Gun Reform, and Bowling for Columbine. Tiktok, and trauma dumping? The Dolls talk James Charles, Alan Moore, and also Tony Hawk living in San Diego but he has yet to meet Hannah. Quantum Physics Freaks get a shoutout this week because we talk about Subatomic Particles and Magick. Air Venuses get a little attention, but the New Moon steals the show. As there is new evidence relating Science with Astrology. This Week’s Theme Songs: theme/theme2 - ELWD Across The Universe - Fiona Apple Follow: @gnarlyastrology @wholeasshotdogbun
5 Apr 2021
The Pervert's Guide To Hot Girl Easter
The dirtbags celebrate Easter by talking about Religion, Lil Nas X, Chet Hanks, Zizek, Lena Dunham, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, The Rothschild, Megan Thee Stallion, and White Boy Summer. Also is... Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend turning her emo? We also try to find out what the hell a "tornado blowjob" is? Mercury is transiting Aries and everyone will be feeling reckless with their words, stay tuned for astro weather update. Featuring this week's theme song: Diva by After School He Can Only Hold Her by Amy Winehouse
14 Mar 2021
Atomic Blonde w/ Annabel Gat
On a very special interview episode we are joined by Annabel Gat (https://www.annabelgat.com), senior astrologer at Vice (https://www.vice.com/en_us/topic/astro-guide), author of The Astrology of Love & Sex (https://www.annabelgat.com/the-astrology-of-love-sex), witch, and occult expert. Stay tuned as we get into who Annabel Gat is, Astrology, Moon, Neptune, Venus, Childhood, Ferngully, Dreams, Loch Ness Monster, Astrological Scents, Candles, Perfumes, Saturn Return, Love, Horoscopes, Soul Mates, Astrological Compatibility, Astrological aspects, Conjunctions, Misconceptions of Astrology, Friendship Compatibility, If you are more your Sun/Moon/Rising sign, New Moon in Pisces, Venus/Neptune conjunction, Supernatural experiences, Magick, Magick organizations, Anne Ortelee, and the Point Of Living. Don't forget to follow Annabel Gat (https://www.annabelgat.com): Instagram (http://www.instagram.com/annabelgat) / Twitter (http://twitter.com/annabelgat_)/Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/annabelgat) Check out Annabel's Beginners Astrology Course (http://annabelgat.as.me/introastro) The Astrology of Love & Sex (https://www.annabelgat.com/the-astrology-of-love-sex) Support the Pod: Follow our Instagram (http://instagram.com/planetdirtbag/) Check out our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag) Todays theme featuring songs curated by Annabel: Ballad Of Jim Jones · The Brian Jonestown Massacre Atomic - Blondie
9 Mar 2021
Planet Dirtbag's Hotline Bling
In a very special Q&A episode the dolls answer listeners questions about sex, astrology, dating, the occult, life, astrological compatibility, first wild experiences, why men hate astrology, and even pull a few tarot cards for their listeners. Plus, life updates for our nosy listeners out there.. Feel free to drop a voicemail or a text on our Hotline. Calls are anonymous, unless you identify yourself! (646)-770-3558 Featuring: Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter Everyday by A$AP Rocky (Feat. Rod Stewart & Miguel)
2 Mar 2021
Whorephobia & Tequila On A Full Moon!
The girls talk about El Chapo (with some astro insights), El Chapo’s wife, El Chapo’s hot son, Whorephobia, the far-reaching implications of discrimination against sex-workers, Megan Thee Stallion’s recent photoshoot, Kendall Jenner's Tequila brand. Plus we give the listeners some Full Moon in Virgo insight. *notice* As we head into the New Moon in Pisces, it is time to start eliminating things and cleansing your environment in order to welcome in a new cycle. Featuring: Vogue by Madonna The Underdog by Spoon
21 Feb 2021
I'm Not Crying, I'm Just A Pisces.
2-18-21: Planet Dirtbag celebrates Pisces season! We talk about the Pisces archetype, we let you know what Pisces season has in stores for each (rising/sun) signs, so happy birthday you fishy bitches <3. The dolls talk about Sherry Pie, objectivity in media, porn preferences, Gen-Z gay porn fetishization, weird complexities about porn, Hunter Biden fucking his dead brother’s ex wife, and Trump’s bullshit impeachment trial. Featuring iconic Pisces artists: OnTheWay! By Earl Sweatshirt Si Veo a Tu Mamá by Bad Bunny
21 Feb 2021
Free Britney, Bitch!
2-12-21: The dirtbag dolls are back and in our most Gen-Z episode yet. We talk about some of our favorite Earth media and lifestyle influencers like: Astrolocherry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tim Robinson, Midnight Gospel, Annabel Gat, Azealia Banks, etc. The dirtbags weigh in Vanilla shaming, #Freaktok, Framing Britney doc, and #FreeBritney movement. Featuring Womanizer and Work Bitch by Britney Spears.
21 Feb 2021
Don't Buy a Crystal Dildo!
1/30/2021: The dirtbags are back and this time they’re questioning if crystals are bullshit, explaining mercury retrograde, and giving 7th house tea. Planet Dirtbag officially welcomes and hails Jojo Siwa as the new Supreme. Alby and Hannah talk about their plans to be the witchy spouses to c*pitalists. The gals give their takes on the Bernie memes and coming out (or just being gay seeming and not having to). Featuring: Queen Bitch -David Bowie Oblivion by - Grimes
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