Welcome to Please Don’t Call Me, the podcast where every episode should have been a phone call. Here I finally get my phone call-phobic dad to have a chat—no ringtone, no awkward silences, just real conversations! Each episode, we dive into both useless and useful information, laughs, and plenty of unexpected moments that come from our father-daughter chats. Whether you’re here for the dad jokes, the life lessons, or just a break from your own phone, we’re glad to have you along for the ride.
Hit play, and let’s get talking… without the call!
The hosts discuss summer plans, childhood memories, and specific propaganda they have recently encountered, exploring the subtle ways misinformation can influence beliefs in this episode.
14 Apr 2025
18. A Shore Thing: Beach Etiquette
Is your beach chair too close for comfort? Is your music ruining the ocean vibes? This week, Trent—self-proclaimed beach expert—prepares Alex for spring break with his hot takes on all things beach etiquette. From towel territory to sunscreen snobbery, we’re covering the do’s, don’ts, and definite don’ts of a perfect beach day. Tune in wherever you get your podcasts—Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube! 🌊☀️🕶️
27 Mar 2025
17. Baby Talk
Better late than never, right?! We’re back with the cutest episode ever! 🐣🐑 This week, we’re talking all things baby animals and finally revealing the big secret we’ve been keeping for weeks! 👀 You might want to watch the video for this one… trust us, you don’t want to miss out on some serious cuteness! 🥰🎉 Listen now on Spotify, YouTube, and Apple Podcasts! 🎧📺🍏
17 Mar 2025
16. An Old Guy's Guide to Slang with Troy Emenecker
After a week off, we are so back! This week, we’re joined by Troy Emenecker to break down a little March Madness 🏀, debate modern slang and who’s actually allowed to use it, and bring back some throwback words that deserve a comeback. It’s gonna be low-key gnarly—don’t miss it! 🎙️✨ Listen now on Spotify, YouTube, and Apple Podcasts! 🎧📺🍏
3 Mar 2025
15. The Birthday Tactical Advantage
This week, we’re gearing up—literally! 🎯 Trent’s got a birthday wishlist straight out of a tactical catalog, Alex reflects on life without social media, and we break down Trent’s very strategic approach to being online. Plus, a little something extra you won’t want to miss! 🎙️🔦 📱 Stream on Apple Podcasts or watch the full video on Spotify and YouTube!
24 Feb 2025
14. Whales and Emus and Gators... oh my!
This week, the news cycle was anything but slow—especially in the animal kingdom! 🦅🐋 We’re bringing you a whale of a tale, an avian uprising, a daring case of grand theft gator, and even a visitor from the future. Plus, could an RV be in Trent’s future? Buckle up, because this episode is a wild ride! 🚐🔥 Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹
17 Feb 2025
13. Your Sixth Sense... and the Seventh, Eighth, and Ninth...
Think you only have five senses? Think again! This week, we’re diving into the weird and wonderful world of sixth senses—yes, plural! From detecting temperature changes to knowing when someone’s near you, science says we have way more abilities than we realize. We also talk Valentine’s Day redemption strategies (featuring baby otters 🦦, you can thank us later) and break down the highs and lows of the Super Bowl and halftime show. Tune in for science, sports, and foolproof ways to recover from...
10 Feb 2025
12. All's Fair in Love and Double Dates
It’s a double date podcast! 💕 This week Trent and Alex are joined by their better halves, Ben and Natalie to spill the tea on first dates and first impressions (the good, the bad, and the awkward 😅), meeting the family for the first time, and one tragically hilarious dating fail. We also dive into love languages, debate the best Valentine’s Day candy- but with Reese's hearts in existence, is there any need to? 🍫 Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹
3 Feb 2025
10. Punxsutawney Phil’s Prep and Paint
This week, we dive into the proud profession of painting, uncovering the secrets of the trade and the art of making multiple trips to Home Depot. 🖌️🧰 We also explore the surprising history of Groundhog Day and debate which animals should replace the clearly underperforming groundhog. (Spoiler: We’ve got some creative contenders! 🐍🐻) Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹
27 Jan 2025
10. For All Intensive Purposes with Troy Emenecker
Today, we’re joined by Troy Emenecker—husband, father, runner, English teacher, and proud Subaru owner! 🚗📚 Together, we dive into grammar faux pas that drive us nuts, uncover some shocking (and ridiculous) school rules, and explore the fascinating nuances between “the South” and THE South. Whether you're a word nerd or just here for the laughs, this episode has something for everyone! 🗣️✨Available now on Apple Podcasts, with video on Spotify and YouTube! 🎧📹
20 Jan 2025
9. Humbly Reigning in an Understated Robe
On this Inauguration Day, we delve into the captivating world of presidential ceremonies—past, future, and delightfully imaginary. Trent envisions his reign as king—oops, we mean president—sharing imaginative and unconstitutional ideas for his own inauguration. We also celebrate the life of baseball legend Bob Uecker and explore the greatest sports logo of all time. Don't miss this home-run episode! ⚾👑🎉📱 Stream on Apple Podcasts or watch the full video on Spotify and YouTube!
13 Jan 2025
8. I Expected More Quicksand
Trent joins us to share his unique take on Quitter's Day and the surprising truth behind childhood fears like quicksand and falling anvils.
6 Jan 2025
7. My Cat Ate My Bible Reading Plan
🎙️ Helloooooo 2025! This week on Please Don’t Call Me, we’re tackling the hard-hitting questions: When is it officially too late to say “Happy New Year”? Plus, we dive into our new Bible reading plan (despite some feline interference 🐾📖), discuss why Trent isn’t a coffee snob—but definitely a coffee mug snob—unpack the truth about Subarus, and share our thoughts on Disney World’s newest ride. 🎢☕It’s a little chaotic, a lot of fun, and full of laughs! Stream now on Apple Podcasts or watch the ...
23 Dec 2024
6. All I Want for Christmas Is Uranium 238
🎙️ This week on Please Don’t Call Me, we’re joined by a special guest—Addison Emenecker! Together, we uncover the most dangerous toys ever made (seriously, who thought these were a good idea?) and put our brains to the test with a hilarious game of "Christmas Carols for Intellectuals." 🎄🧠Get ready for laughs, nostalgia, and a touch of holiday absurdity. You won’t want to miss this festive and slightly chaotic episode!📱 Stream on Apple Podcasts or watch the full video on Spotify and YouTube!
16 Dec 2024
Armrest Wars, Bethlehem, & a Rocky Montage
Travel expert Sarah Gavin and historian Dr. Matthew Marohl dissect the armrest wars, Bethlehem's rich history, and holiday fitness tips in a Rocky-inspired montage.
9 Dec 2024
'Dialing In' with guest Natalie Emenecker
Trent and Alex 'dial in' with guest Natalie Emenecker, sharing hilarious parenting moments, geeky Instagram finds, and music talks that uncover the true meaning behind Advent.
2 Dec 2024
3. Silencing Jingle Bells
Trent and his co-host dive into the shocking truth about vegetables, debate Jingle Bells' place on holiday playlists, and share Trent's nostalgic radio DJ days.
25 Nov 2024
2. Let's Talk Turkey
Comedian and author, Aisha Tyler, and producer, Jon Daly, share hilarious stories and debate the ultimate Thanksgiving foods champion in a laugh-filled episode of Please Don't Call Me.
18 Nov 2024
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