Please I Have No Job

About Please I Have No Job

Come read some queer fanfic and giggle with Sheah and Mariah

Publisher

Mariah, Sheah, & Jay

Category

arts · comedy · fiction · health & fitness

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

22 Aug 2023

Latest episode

21 Oct 2023

Latest episodes

13 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   21 Oct 2023

   Ep. 12: What's Going On With Jade's B**bs (Armouriam Ch. 9)

   Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian led shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

2. 

   17 Oct 2023

   Ep. 11: Geico x Twilight / A&A Fandom / Auslly x Twilight

   Twilight is everywhere. And so is Austin Moon. Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review on Apple too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

3. 

   14 Oct 2023

   Ep. 10: SHEATHE YOUR SWORDS (Armouriam Ch. 8)

   It's Willow (2022) hour again, and that means Armouriam hour. Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

4. 

   7 Oct 2023

   Ep. 9: Takes 2 to Tango (Armouriam Ch. 7)

   It's Willow hour!! We're halfway into our beloved Willow (2022) fanfic Armouriam! Also we do apologize because there are lots of tail wagging, paw licking, fit throwing sounds from Aqua in this episode, as well as neighbors mowing lawns and large vehicles driving by. Does anyone know how to get everyone to shut the fuck up while we record? Geez. Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

5. 

   3 Oct 2023

   Ep. 8: Geico Gecko Meets Bella / Gay Kissing Stories!

   The Geico Gecko finally meets Bella herself! And now Edward is the main antagonist. Also, Mariah finally started doing voices. I hope they're good enough for you. And did we hear something about gay kissing?? We're finally reading the stories you all sent us, and we even have some special stories at the end! Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review on Apple too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

6. 

   30 Sept 2023

   Ep. 7: Kit Can't Buy Bag (Armouriam Ch. 6)

   You thought we were over Willow? Yeah right. Check out our Saturday series dedicated to Willow (2022) and the #SaveWillow campaign! Currently we're still reading through Armouriam. What Willow fic should we read next? Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

7. 

   26 Sept 2023

   Ep. 6: Squidward x Batman / Bottoms!

   Sheah (they/them/she/he) is doing all the reading today! Thanks to the suggestion of our friend Noodle, we started off reading fanfiction from Spongebob! And somehow it includes Handsome Squidward, Batman, Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, AND Carol Baskin! Oh, and tigers! It's pretty gay also!! "And where are the lesbians?" you ask? In Orange Fingers, a one-shot our friend Odie wrote on AO3 for Bottoms (2023)! It's super cute and also mainly features our favorite baby boy Hazel (played by Ruby Cruz). Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

8. 

   20 Sept 2023

   UPDATE ANOUNCEMENT

   Changes coming to our show! We're giving you two episodes a week instead of just one!! The first episode will come out on Tuesdays and will include one silly fanfiction and then a one-shot on a current show or movie we're into (hell yeah) The second episode will out on Saturdays and will continue reading through Willow fanfictions, one at a time!! Video is also coming soon!!!! Forgot to mention!! Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

9. 

   19 Sept 2023

   Ep. 5: SHE GAVE BIRTH ON A PODCAST! (Geico x Twilight / Armouriam Ch. 5)

   Mariah (she/her) reads a third chapter of that Geico Gecko/Twilight fic for shits and giggles, followed by Sheah (they/them/she/he) reading Chapter 5 of Armouriam, a Willow (2022) fic we're currently working on (and loving). Things get.........gay. Lesbian. Lesbionic, if you will. Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

10. 

    13 Sept 2023

    Ep 4: The ADHD Episode (Kim Possible / Armouriam Ch. 4)

    Sheah (they/them/she/he) reads a Kim Possible fic (duh!) and then Mariah (she/her) reads chapter 4 of the Willow (2022) fic, Armouriam. Expect some side quests in between. Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

11. 

    5 Sept 2023

    Ep. 3: Mariah Can't Do Math (Geico Gecko 2 / Armouriam Ch. 3)

    Mariah (she/her) reads the second chapter of The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters (everyone is on a hallucinogen it seems). After a few shits and giggles, Sheah (they/them/she/he) reads Chapter 3 of Armouriam, a fanfic for Willow (2022). Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic shows! Follow us! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes (recently changed) Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

12. 

    29 Aug 2023

    Ep. 2: Candace x Stacy (P&F) / Armouriam Ch. 2 (Willow)

    Mariah and Sheah read a Phineas & Ferb fanfic one-shot about Stacy Hirano pining over Candance Flynn. Then they read chapter 2 of the Willow (2022) fanfic, Armouriam, where there is more Sapphic pining. Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic shows! Follow us! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes (recently changed) Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

13. 

    22 Aug 2023

    Ep. 1: Intro to Geico Gecko x Twilight / Willow (Armouriam)

    Sheah (they/them) and Mariah (she/her) read the first chapter to a fanfic crossover you'd never expect to find. Then they dive into the first chapter of a Willow (2022) fanfic titled Armouriam, where Kit's injury causes amnesia that so happens to make her forget all her time together with Jade. Homophobic as hell. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars on all podcasting platforms and if you feel so inclined, send us a tip! Please share and we'll be back with chapter two of Armouriam next week! Podcast Twitter: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @prettygirlelora & @true_butfalse Sheah: @beedlebirch & @austinmoondied Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content (https://redcircle.com/pleaseihavenojob/exclusive-content)

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